Replying to SNOQUALMIE NAME CHANGE

SNOQUALMIES SUMMIT CENTRAL IS CHANGING ITS NAME TO "SNAKE CENTRAL"

just kidding, but seriously. the amount of snaking that goes on there is unbelievable. I think that the following people should be kept out of the park...because they promote frustration and anger due to their ignorance/gaperness:

1>> Old dudes who think they can rip the park by sliding down the inruns, landings and doing big wide turns like its a powder field.

2>> Retarded 'scene' girl snowboarders who cant acttually snowboard but have all the nicest shit and like to stop on the tops of jumps.

3>> Little kids who snowplow over EVERYTHING and turn uncontrolably and without warning, therefore increasing risk of collision.

4>> Families on vacation, because they usually include at least 2 of the previous 3.

Lets start some rules, ok?
1. when little kids hit the rail lips off to the side, shout at them to make them feel dumb, therefore making them not want to do it again. "Its not a jump!" works well.
2. shout at people who snake you knowingly, especially older people. they really have no understanding of how a terrein park works, so lets potty train 'em.
3. call "Drop" and "next drop" before you go.

uh yea...so lets keep snoqualmie's park from becoming the next mammoth mountain (IE, fuck gapers).