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Interesting story happened to me
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So this happened last spring but I thought I'd report it anyway. I went out to visit a friend in Keystone and ski there for my Spring Break which was cool cause I got free lodging and free lift ticket to Keystone, Breck, Abasin and Vail. So I go there and he is a good skier but kind of lame, never wants to do anything just ski and watch TV. We do that all week then his roomate comes back and the night he comes back asks me if I want to go to a party with him. I'm like hell yeah. We drive into...some little town by Keystone, can't remember the name. We pull up to this HUGE house with Lexus's, Mercedes, Landrovers, etc. parked in the driveway and I'm like 'what kind of party is this?' He says 'just wait' We go in and there are all these old people, like the youngest person there besides us (20 and 25 respectively) was 45 I believe. It's this rich dude's girlfriends 50th birthday and he has TONS and TONS of food set out, really nice local beer, and premade margaritas. We sit down and I immediately hit the food and booze. After lots of food and lots of beer and margaritas, these two women go in the back room and I smell weed. Sweet. The owner of the house goes in back and comes out with a pipe, lets me take a hit, then hands me the pipe and a film canister and says 'knock yourself out' the whole time this is going on my 25 yr old friend is hitting on this 48 yr old woman who is a total cougar bitch. hot for her age but you know. THEN the owner comes back and says time to break out the good shit and busts out a gigantic ziplock bag full of nugs, I took 2 hits off a small pipe and I was more stoned than I've ever been in my life. And at that time I was smokeing every day. Then he takes me in back and shows me his guitar's and has one signed by the beachboys, beattles, and the stones. Shiiiiiiiit! Then him and his old buddies start playing Grateful Dead and they sounded fucking awsome. Like they had a real band and played at clubs and shit. Finally it got late and I wanted to take off but my friend was gone with that old woman, just gone. He had left his keys on the table so I took them and drove back to my friends and passed out. He got back in the morning from that womans' house with a big smile on his face.
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rich old potheads?
My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
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you forgot to tell everyone about he part were you and a bunch of naked guys made a train that was connected by your dicks up each others assholes
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So you got fucked up with rich old people, who were complete gangstas, and your friend got some 40 yr old twat... oh hell yes... my kinda party... minus the 40 yr old twat, take it down maybe 22 yrs...
Whoever thought 'gee i wonder if i can ride down an icy hill with wooden planks strapped to my feet?' is a genius...
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oh yes you also forgot the part... that when you were passed out... the old guys took you in the back back... you know the waaaaay back room.... and showed you their....'guitars'......
Whoever thought 'gee i wonder if i can ride down an icy hill with wooden planks strapped to my feet?' is a genius...
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and basic was the caboose
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yeah...i forgot that part...
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smart idea to drive home
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
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that is a good story though, not like others i've heard about spring break- congratulations, must have been fun.
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THATS sounds fucking cool except for the grateful dead bit. don't like them much.
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
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smoking bud with old guys is fun i did it this summer on a raft trip
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Offical ns asshole
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atleast i wasnt the engine.... coughUNNATURALcough
Whoever thought 'gee i wonder if i can ride down an icy hill with wooden planks strapped to my feet?' is a genius...
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whatever, I don't really care if some of you don't believe it or not. it really happened and it was actually one of the most memorable nights of my life. Totally unique and different than the usual go to pary get wasted and go sleep.
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wait isnt that what you did do... just with elderly?
Whoever thought 'gee i wonder if i can ride down an icy hill with wooden planks strapped to my feet?' is a genius...
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im sorry to take this thread off track but i just want to say that lagwagon should die. Anyone that doesnt like the grateful dead should die. So go home and listen to your pop punk garbage then kill yourself.
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-Nell Cop
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and your name is ghettoprep?
Whoever thought 'gee i wonder if i can ride down an icy hill with wooden planks strapped to my feet?' is a genius...
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word ghetto prep, and the dead are far from dead, well besides jerry anyway. Anyone can pick up a guitar and play that 3 powder chord shit, here i will make up some lyrics right now:
i hate the government, i hate everyone else too.
i like converse all stars, they are my favorite shoe.
-Chris Peck
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