Replying to Anyone want to help me strangle motherfuckers?

so you think getting your skis jacked from the mountain is bad huh? check this fucking shit. i flew into SLC from Denver, but missed my flight. got on the next one though, but my bag had made it on the first flight, meaning it sat in the SLC airport for 3 hours before i got there. in that three hours, some ASSFUCK WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT stole my ski bag. here's a list of what i lost yesterday because someone sucks at life:

-elizabeths, mint condition (no stickers even) with black/blue p12 jibs
-diablo fires (26.5) with a blue&yellow jibijibij sticker on inside of the right boot
-scott poles
-wisdoms, flat black frame, black iridium lense
-wisdoms, jet black frame, HI blue lens
-blue boeri helmet
-brown/tan mission 6 jacket
-brown orage awc pants
-two pairs of burton socks
-rio mp3 player
-dub gloves
-brand new never worn swany gloves
-my 5-mountain pass for summit county
-and of course, the bag they were in, a brand new black/camo dakine low roller.

my entire collection of skiing-related possessions is gone. this is the worst day i can remember having in a really long time. fuck you karma

so if anyone in the SLC area knows someone who all of a sudden came into a plethora of gear that resembles anything i've listed, please kill them as slowly as possible and send me their body parts in neatly labeled plastic bags please. i'll deal with the family and funeral arrangements so you won't have to worry about it. use of any blunt or rusty weapon is preferred, but not required.