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You know you are steezy when....
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you can pull your ski pants down to take a dump without unbuttoning them...
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you know you are steezy when...
your biggest influinces include 50 cent, tanner hall, and snap crackle and pop
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your face is dragging across the rail between your feet every time you slide
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when everyone on the mountain can hear your music
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when you hike the park on a powder day
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This thread is stupid. Being steezy dosen't involve being a thug or gangster or a park rat. Think of all the "steezy" people there are that aren't rollin deep or that don't even ski park anymore...Stupid.
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^but think about the main people who use that word....hmmmmm...park rats
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Erroneous, on all accounts! It dosen't matter, you don't have to be a gangster or thug to be "steezy".
And the majority of people who use the word "steezy" is snowboarders, and freeskiers.
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Way to ruin a perfectly good thread.
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You're joking with me right? "Ruin"? This thread was ruined from the minute someone made this a thuggery=steezy thing, which inturn was the initial start of this thread. His talking point is plain stupid and I said something...You're post really put this thread back into the upper echelons great threads, with you're awesome contribution. Thanks for that!
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you got invited to that steeze brigade cult without asking for it, became a leader, then invited spammers and fucked it the fuck up
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when ur ski pants fall down mid air and u play it off like u ment it to happen
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...when you have style and ease.
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when you receive a steeze citation from the steeze police on your car at the us open defining why it is that you are so steezy
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you know your steezy when you grind a rail on your ski blades.
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when you carry a gun while skiing.
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you know you are steezy when... a black man says that your pants are falling down
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when you grind a rail with your pants on your ankles
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when you ski in a cow costume...ya i said it...im steezy
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when your lens is more expensive than your camera
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when you see the mountain ahead of you through the holes in the foam at the top of your goggles, and periodically your lenses fog because you're breathing directly into them.
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chill out dude...let them have their fun..if you dont agree with them thats fine..dont have to be a dick about it just becasue theyre making some jokes and youre taking newschoolers seriously
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how about...you know youre steezy when threads on newschoolers piss you off
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more like you know your a dumbass when theads on ns piss you off
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when you have the tightist pants and jacket
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You think your center-mounted skis are great for the 3 runs a season you do outside the park.
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i would have to say jon olsson is one of the more stylish or "steezy",if you will, riders out there and the dude wears neon pink suits and green and blue blazer suits that, heaven forbid, fit him!
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You know you are steezy when you're skiing the park and get shot from behind by animal control officers because people called in and mistakenly took you for the gorilla that just recently escaped from the local zoo.
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god damn. is that why i keep getting shot?
well when i was doing pencil steeze, people kept putting me into pencil sharpeners. mind you, i did not fit.
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when your jersey looks like a dress when u wear your jacket over it
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when you cant see ur pants bc of ur jacket and cant see ur boots bc of ur pants
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you mount telemark bindings on your snowlerblades and do straightlines directly under the chair.
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when you cant spread your legs becuase of how low your pants are.
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hahahahahahhahahahaha
"mind you, i did not fit"
goddamn that is funny
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when people are asking you if you are pro on the hill
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when your name starts with an E
and ends with a ric Pollard.
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when your hung like a god damn horse.
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See, my argument was valid, and their side was also valid...you just decided to play Mr. Mature Mediator and tell me to let people "have their fun" inturn making you the dick. If you're going to have a fucking e-argument with me, at least say something besides, "yah they're right! you're taking NS too seriously"
...and no, that oh-so-witty post below the one I'm quoting....you also wrote, dosen't count.
And two whatever female wrote "when you ski with style and ease"...is the only person to have a correct answer thus far.
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Who is "seemeski"...Laura is also dead on with the goggle-sag reference, sag is necessary.
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i love kids like you who claim on fucking arguments
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"claim on fucking arguments"...I don't even get what you mean...If you mean I'm claiming to start an argument, you've got it twisted. An argument for me on here is anything or anyone with two different opinions posting it out in the forums...not actually "I hate you, lets fight" arguments...If that is what you ment...
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When you're so steezy you can burn the thread on steeze.
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please, turn OFF the computer and go do something productive.
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