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540 last week. I was happy.
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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com
'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
~Casper
You all suck. Except the poop air. Wheres the innovation? Astro kicks and double grabs are the future of newschool and I did it all first so all the related tricks will be named by me. An astro kick on skis will be called the Dorothy, after Ben's mom. Double grabs are called Double dorothy's. Oh yeah and pumping your grabs will be called the d-pump.
pbly the most stylish was a huge, well relatively, 180 toxic, crossed up. I can't do 540's and stuff like that tho, but i can do pretty much every single variation of any grab with a 3
its not what you ride, its how you ride it...
-Peter
hes from a test tube anyways,he thinks hanging out at the maternity ward is the best way to get chicks cuz you know theyre easy
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?
We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
I threw a sick spread once
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies
i done backscrather iron cross, to cosack...looks to me like i win...or maybe my single twister throughout the whole air...
'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
I love doing 5's but my 3's with a nice cross and grab looks better.. 180's look good if you get enough air..
'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
yeah man you win, backsratcher iron coss beats that dudes flair over the spine, yeah man too cool for school.... no what ive done the best trick ive seen on a moive, was defiantly candides rails to backflipy or wat ever Or paul cotter back - rail pritty sweet, or any of Jons Segment in Propaganda
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Hush little baby dont say a word, and never mind that voice you heard, its just a beast under your bed, in your closet in your HEAD! Exit Light, Enter Night, Grain of sand, exit light,enter night,take my hand, were off to never never land..--metallica
a 900...all in one week i went from a 540...to 720...and just the other night i landed my first 900..it was sick as hell..u def. earn respect after landing a 900
well. last week, i did this crazy straight air over a roller on tranquility. it was pretty scary, cuz i got a foot of air AT LEASAT. but i only flailed my arms a bit, and i recoverend and landed it. it was fun. we got it on tape, i am gonna send the footage to head and try to get sponsored.
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Ryan- WHo Skiis at Blue?
Charles- I am more into cross country, but i ski there sometimes.
i have done a few tea bag airs in my time. what i do is i take your moms clothes off in the air and them i drop my balls in her mouth, then i put all her clothes back on, but the catch is, i put them on inside out! mwahaha... ive done a few enema airs too
changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time
Offical ns asshole
lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'
smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'
Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'
c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'
powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'
googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'
toxic to tail 180
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies