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America Rulez

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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
america is the best country in the world. I mean look at us! We have a shit load of money, a ahit load of guns, and our recent presidents have been total badasses. We go around running the world because we are so cool. I mean what country is better than the US? None. We rule, we have all the newest technology, the best entertainers, and we have the best football teams in the world.


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lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'
smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'
Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'
c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'
powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'
googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'
Feb 18 2003 10:27PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
six pages damn


BACON
(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 1 2003 9:16PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
yeah, they play football, but its really soccer :P.
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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared
Mar 1 2003 9:18PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
anson- no one here hates canada... its just that canadiens say silly things sometimes without thinking... canada is a great place... if i didnt live in california (the greatest place in the world) then you can bet id get myself right up to bc....





-all you need are drums to start a dance party-
Mar 1 2003 9:31PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
i think anewmorning has it right. same w/ how canadians think of americans


BACON
(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 1 2003 9:50PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
yeah, its like they are our big brother



'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
Mar 1 2003 9:54PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
This controversy will never end, theres always gonna be competition between americans and canadians... but you cant tell me you like your president... ha ha ha.... whoaa. anyway... yeah.... americans can say silly things too 'I hope that some day, people, and fish, can coincide peacefully on this earth' George Bush... he he.. not that chretian is much better. blah.
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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared


When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Mar 1 2003 9:57PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
1 more thing, the reason i would prefer to live in canada is its much more peacfull, theirs less violence, less drugs, less killing etc. but then again, usa has like 10 times our population...
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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared


When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Mar 1 2003 9:58PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
yeah, i mean look at us, we got some elbow room



'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
Mar 1 2003 10:24PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
haha yeah anewmorning, the retard candian told me, yeah basketball was invented in america, and then calls me ignorant, if it was invented in america then how is it canadian, your the one who is ignorant, all you do is say that i am wrong but then provide no reasoning behind it
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Mar 1 2003 10:41PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
basketball was invented by a canadian in america thus making it canadian.


BACON
(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 2 2003 12:05AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
oh yeah we do have more drugs and violence, because we don't take shit. i like my drugs and i like crackin' skulls. and i'll zipper kick you faster than you can say, please mr. USA can you fuck me in the ass.


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googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
Mar 2 2003 12:35AM
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bany0pp
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
I just wanted to add that whoever was rippin on Southerners in America can blow me. I am a southerner through and through. We are nto dumb hicks just because we have an accent, and do not judge every southerner by seeing some truck commercial on tv...although trucks do rule and America makes the best trucks. I am a southerner and am neither ignorant nor a dumbass. I am well traveled having lived in the dutch west indes for 7 years, and in Japan for one year. I speak 3 languages, and my father speaks seven. So before you generalize think of this, if I generalized then southerners would be the smartest most well traveled in America, but they are not. Every place has their backwards ignorant people, but to say that the entire south is backwards and ignorant is moronic. That is all, oh and America does rule, period.
Mar 2 2003 6:42AM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
thank you bany... i wish more people could see past their pre-conceived image of other people.
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

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Mar 2 2003 11:36AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
except those damn canadians, the're all the same. ass grabin' beaver fuckers. and by beaver i mean the animal.


Offical NS asshole
googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
Mar 2 2003 2:30PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
we're the real beaver fuckers...beavers as in vagina
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
Mar 2 2003 3:39PM
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bret
Posts: 2845 - Karma: 833
yeh i'm pretty sure we have more guns than iraq and n. korea and that's why we kicked iraq's ass the first time around
Mar 2 2003 3:45PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
Id stay away from N. Korea cause the Chinese don't really like us and they do have more guns than us...like millions more
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

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Mar 2 2003 3:55PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
wow yea. we're fucked up but we are still that best....
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Mar 2 2003 4:25PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
'dad, u cant judge ppl because of where they live!'
'yeah, thats what ppl from russia do'-the simpsons



'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
Mar 2 2003 9:58PM
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miiike
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
CANADA is the best country, we mind out own shit! no war is a good war.
Mar 2 2003 10:03PM
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Basic
Posts: 282 - Karma: 10
who like rules Canada?

Freestyla11
19 posts
Beginner

2003-02-22 19:25:39
u guys are so fuckin gay


Scotch
110 posts
Pro

2003-02-22 19:29:18
says freestyla11 after taking his uncles cock out of his mouth
Mar 3 2003 12:57AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
some semi-communist fuck that no one gives a shit about, see that why America is so cool, you can go to the Neatherlands, and 40 percent of their news is about the USA a night, but in the US, you would be lucky to hear 4 minetes of news a year abouth the Neatherlands, get it.
Mar 3 2003 1:02AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ski-hobo, u must be one of the most ignorant ppl on this site



'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
Mar 3 2003 5:28PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
well, its the truth, I was in Europe this summer, and so much of European news is about America, Hollywood, ect. Sorry, its the truth
Mar 3 2003 6:55PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
that doesn't make America great. the fact that an earthquake in some Asian country is farther back in a paper then a story about some dumbass postal worker who shot someone shows partly what's wrong w/ america?


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 3 2003 7:25PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
not supposed to be a ? at the end of my sentence above


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 3 2003 7:26PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
true
Mar 3 2003 7:29PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i wasnt talkn about the news, after all most of the tv stations in europe are owned by the US, or BBC.



'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
Mar 3 2003 7:34PM
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