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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
who is the biggest tool in the world?
i would have to say carson 'professional tool' daly
Gotta Love The Midwest
Feb 18 2003 5:54PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
i'm going to go w/ jared from subway


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Feb 18 2003 5:55PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
richard fuckin simmons
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
Feb 18 2003 6:56PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
i would be, but i haven't been offered yet
WANK HARD AND PROSPER!
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you see.. im allowed to watch joe millionare because im a huge faggot -mommy
Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
Feb 18 2003 7:52PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
yeah, i 2nd that, richard simmons=huuuuuuuuuuge tool.
Feb 18 2003 7:55PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
I have a huge tool in my pants....


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
Feb 18 2003 8:48PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
Jonahthan Edwards, oh wait, he's a douche
Feb 18 2003 9:47PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,656
There are some damn big crescent wrenches out there...

I never caught on to using the word 'tool' in the context of an insult. What exactly do you mean when you call someone a tool?

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*
Feb 18 2003 10:17PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
god you people are stupid..

CRAFTSMEN.... DUH!!!!!
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'i used to have a little but now i have a lot
im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Feb 18 2003 10:20PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
hahahaha there are some big wrenches out there right....


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Feb 18 2003 11:11PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
craftsmen? you tool. snap on is the best.


Offical ns asshole
lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'
smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'
Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'
c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'
powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'
googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'
Feb 18 2003 11:14PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
this is a gay thread...


This post was brought to you by me, Jeff Meeker.
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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
Feb 19 2003 12:09AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
MOCK


Offical ns asshole
lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'
smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'
Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'
c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'
powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'
googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'
Feb 19 2003 12:10AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
YEAH
Message to: Jib_This
Message from: NewO
Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01
ur a dumb shit
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
Feb 19 2003 12:11AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
ING


Offical ns asshole
lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'
smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'
Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'
c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'
powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'
googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'
Feb 19 2003 12:13AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
YEAH
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Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
Feb 19 2003 12:17AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
BIRD


Offical ns asshole
lineskier10 - 'Phrosty you're such a dipshit, you don't even deserve to be on this site your such a stupid fuck.'
smuggs - 'Shut up Phrosty'
Dspin7x - 'phrosty youre just a fucking idiot'
c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'
powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'
googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'
Feb 19 2003 12:18AM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
BIRD

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
Feb 19 2003 12:18AM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
ima have to agree with jared from subway without a doubt
Feb 19 2003 12:19AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
YEAH
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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
Feb 19 2003 12:20AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
SUpilots a pretty big tool.
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''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''
-Bertrand Russel
Feb 19 2003 12:41AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
nah i got the guy who sells the gazelle fitness machine on late night tv....or the guy who sells oxyclean...both are huge douchebags


'You never hear Newt Gingrich say: Now why dont these hos just back up off me. I mean let a player play'
Feb 19 2003 10:39AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
The Oxyclean bitch is suchhhhh a homo.
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
~Casper
Feb 19 2003 10:41AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
SkierX wins, not only is that guy a tool, but he sucks at it
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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
Feb 19 2003 1:51PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
i vote for the gazelle guy. i hate him.





-all you need are drums to start a dance party-
Feb 19 2003 3:47PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
bob saget without a doubt


I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
Feb 19 2003 7:06PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
The Dell guy. He got busted for buying a dime. What a dousch.




Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
Feb 19 2003 7:15PM
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Wachusett_Ripper
Posts: 74 - Karma: 20
Bryan Gallant what about him?!



Wachusett Crew

Feb 19 2003 7:41PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,656
Maybe I'm a tool... because I don't know what a tool is.

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*
Feb 20 2003 12:25AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Harvey, and he's getting wrenched by all of us punks.
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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''
-Bertrand Russel
Feb 20 2003 12:46AM
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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
Fabio is a tool, he is goddamn forklift.

dumbest thread ever? Your mom told me a rumor that her sister's cousin's aunt's mom's grandma who licked my tool was the dumbest thread ever


Feb 20 2003 5:31PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
that zoom zoom kid must be a fugging gazillionaire.

some car in my town has the licence plate 'ZOOMX2'
What poop decker.
Feb 21 2003 12:38AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Anybody ever see ''Bang TV''?

The word aggrivated assult comes to mind.
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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''
-Bertrand Russel
Feb 21 2003 7:25PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
yeah man i watch bang tv the odd time...ever notice that it has gone from promoting itself as a show that documents 'extreme sports' stuff to a show that always talks about wrestling and has washed up bands making appearances all the time? thats why i stopped watching it.
Feb 22 2003 2:12PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Ronald Reagan



its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team(name may be replaced)
Feb 22 2003 4:25PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
SUpilot is a legend, not a tool- get it right
Feb 22 2003 5:04PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'black and Decker Pecker Wrecker'
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Feb 22 2003 5:39PM
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jsof9
Posts: 214 - Karma: 8
sal masekela....hes a 'professional tool' also

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Feb 23 2003 10:31AM
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Skifree737
Posts: 484 - Karma: 13
how could sal masekela be paid so much money for not knowing jack shit about any of the winter X sports? he's not good at interviewing either
Feb 23 2003 3:03PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
the kids who buy all line and siver shit and aren't sponsored by them...oh wait...that's half of you guys
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from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
Feb 23 2003 5:57PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
yes sal masekela, what a tool, he always has oakley goggles on his head but never really uses them, anybody else see that?


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Feb 23 2003 6:28PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
and theyre usually different each time

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Feb 23 2003 6:32PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
He's sponsored by oakley for being an all around good guy.
That's the greatest thing ever.
Feb 23 2003 8:25PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
does he even do sports?



its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team(name may be replaced)
Feb 23 2003 8:26PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
you dont 'do' sports. you go play sports.
and no, he doesn't. well, not professionally anyways.
He probably snowboards or skis.
Feb 23 2003 8:42PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah sal masekela is a big tool, hes like put your clothes in your board bag and youll look like a pro, yay, hes just a fat ass wannabe snowboarder
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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
Feb 23 2003 8:46PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
i vote for the gazelle guy, his name is tony little, and johnathan edwards is not only a douche, but the biggest douche in the universe. oh and oprah is a giant tool that takes up too much space and should be thrown away.
If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
Feb 24 2003 12:21PM
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k2_kodi
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
bob dole is a major tool...
for chicks who rip-Beater productions
Feb 24 2003 12:36PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
yea tony little is a tool, but he also provides women in tight little jump suits at night....so that's much better then some of the guys out there.......i agree with antadam (if that was him)......all the faggots who buy the 'cool' gear, and im not jsut talkijn a decent pair of goggles....im talking you kids who have little faggot french hats on, so you can look cool like tanner. and all that other pussy shit, sport a fuckin beanie in the wqinter and a hat in the summer....that's all ya fuckin need. oh and you people who buy a jacket that amtches your snow pants exactly......that's just fuckin gay, buy a fucking one peice you faggots! oh and you kids who are good and act like fucking faggots.....fuck you too, just cuz you can ski doesn't actually make you a cool person, it jsut means you can ski. oh and to you people who can't ski and think you can, fuck you too. wake the fuck up, you suck. oh and to the people who sit on their ass all day and pretend to ski, fuck you too. as a matter of fact, you're all tools! except for the very few who keep shit chill and are fuckin bad asses every motha fuckin day, whether they know it or not, you are the true bad asses. all the rest of you suck; period. the end.
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The words expressed above are the views of Chris Mercer. If you have a fucking problem with it, you can rant all you want, it's not going to change Chris Mercer's views.
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Feb 24 2003 2:39PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Mr. Mercer solved it all.
Hooray.
Feb 26 2003 3:48AM
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