International superstar The Lifejacket is single again Whistler! Get you chance to meet, greet and probably sleep with a true legend. This is truly a once in a life time chance for one lucky Whistler ski bunny. The Jacket's pastimes include skiing, drugs, squaws, touching children and sitting by the fire listening to all of your deepest darkest secrets. If you think you have what it takes to please this man:
then post in this forum or message me or the legend himself (screenname C.Faller) with your name, phone number and measurements and we will process your information immediately. Winners will be contacted directly (most likely by The Jacket at your doorstep).
Applicants must be between the ages of 12 and 16 to be eligible and must sign full waivers before being allowed with 15 feet of The Jacket.
