Member of the Month

hi_vis360
November, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Holy CRAP!

profile picture
bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
the weirdest shit happened to me.

so i go into the batroom for a nice evening sit down. and it went well i felt good. then i look at the tolet when i go to flush it. and i see this big grey thing floting on the top. I was so fucked out. and then i realzied it had a pink tail. IT was a MOUSE. Yes people i just took a shit on a dead mouse. My cat has this new trend of killing mice and lifting them into toilets. I cant believe i just shit on it. fuckin weirdest thing ever
Mar 14 2006 10:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
It wasn't your cat, you just NEED TO START CHEWING YOUR FOOD!
Mar 14 2006 10:15PM
0 0
profile picture
j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
or someone in your family threw it in and didn't flush it down. after the cat killed it and left it laying around somewhere
Mar 14 2006 10:17PM
0 0
profile picture
bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
either way
Mar 14 2006 10:17PM
0 0
profile picture
campbell12
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
hahahaha i would probably keel over dead if i realized that i had just shit on a mouse. just imagine if it were still alive..
Mar 14 2006 10:17PM
0 0
profile picture
Bloom.
Posts: 3542 - Karma: 13,314
that would be so scary
Mar 15 2006 12:15AM
0 0
profile picture
Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
hahahahahahahahahaha
Mar 15 2006 12:23AM
0 0
profile picture
triax
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
u sure the rat didnt come out of you too?
Mar 15 2006 12:42AM
0 0
profile picture
Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
its 2:42.......my parents are asleep..
and i just burst oout laughing as hard as possible.

fuuuck thats halarious/disturbing (if you put yourself into your situation)
Mar 15 2006 2:35AM
0 0
profile picture
Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
you shat a mouse out?!!!!
Mar 15 2006 5:34AM
0 0
profile picture
bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
hopefully you didnt have any splash damage on your bottom.
Mar 15 2006 7:10AM
0 0
profile picture
Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
haha u shat on a dead mouse
Mar 15 2006 10:00AM
0 0
profile picture
pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
it'd be worse if you didnt have a cat to blame shitting out a mouse on
Mar 15 2006 10:08AM
0 0
profile picture
lowtech
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 10
i've never heard of anyone shitting out a mouse before
Mar 15 2006 10:17AM
0 0
profile picture
n-o
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 41
lol i thought you were going to say you shit out a condom
Mar 15 2006 10:17AM
0 0
profile picture
sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
hahaha ...

thats kinda weird, i remember when my cat used to put my slippers in the toilet and he figured out how to flush it.. they never went down but he liked watching them go around in circles...
Mar 15 2006 10:19AM
0 0
profile picture
seine_Dudeheit
Posts: 2282 - Karma: 16
Your cat is a little Einstein... maybe he thought about the possibility that maybe the Water stands still but the whole world turns around the slippers! - whow what a geniecat
Mar 15 2006 11:09AM
0 0
profile picture
bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
well that just makes me even more special.


thinking about it the day after, its actually really gross. at the time it seemed really funny, but now im like dude i shit on a mouse
Mar 15 2006 9:04PM
0 0
profile picture
kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
that was the funniest grossest thing ever lol
Mar 15 2006 9:06PM
0 0
profile picture
DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
Thats a life goal of mine.
Mar 15 2006 9:21PM
0 0
profile picture
skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
In the big picture, I guess, life is just a game of shit and mouse.
Mar 15 2006 9:58PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)