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Nastiest Story EVER

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kristen
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Alright, so everyday i take the whistler gondola down from work, and yesterday i sat down looked at the seat and thought, that's funny, who would leave black electrical tape all squished up on the seat? so i touched it and imediately realised that no, it wasn't tape, it was a god damn black condom. So i was disgusted and sat as far away from it that i could.

I get down to mid station, 2 kids and a snowboard instructor come in, the kids are about to sit on it and i told them not to sit there, and the instructor's like 'oh, how come? what's this?' he picks it up, Jizz oozes out onto the seat, he drops it like it's hot, then the kids start laughing soooo hard letting him know that he has sperm all over its hand, (the kids are like 11 & 13 or so). Not only is it a used condom, it's also Altitude week, used by gay guys w/brown shit on it. Fucken Nasty shit.

We get down to the Village, and my friends are working as lifties so we let them know that there's something that needed removal ASAP, the guy goes w/ his Tong thingy's picks it up upside down way higher then ppls head and jizz still was dripping from it all over the ground and in the Gondi. Naaaasty.

Never go in Gondi # 77.
Feb 18 2003 1:35PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
That has completely turned me off from pounding in the gondola. UGH! They ruined such a great thing. Bastards.
Feb 18 2003 1:36PM
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MacMahoooon
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that is sooooooooooo nasty

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Feb 18 2003 1:38PM
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kevywevy
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i really shouldn't have read this!! ima go puke now!
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Feb 18 2003 1:46PM
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BaseLayer
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that's honestly one of the most disturbing and disgusting things i have ever read. i think i may start crying
Feb 18 2003 2:00PM
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Jib_This
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WTF is wrong with people? Banging in the gondola...Fine. Leaving your dirty used condom lying around after...NOT cool. It's called a garbage can...learn how to use one. I hope you washed your hands...
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ur a dumb shit
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Feb 18 2003 2:05PM
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SUpilot
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Taste Death. Live Life.
Feb 18 2003 2:10PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
lmao that is sick
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Feb 18 2003 3:04PM
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alpentalik
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eewww


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Feb 18 2003 3:16PM
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Sk3bUm
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hey erich, isn't that you on the back of the train?
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you see.. im allowed to watch joe millionare because im a huge faggot -mommy
Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
Feb 18 2003 3:21PM
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z_boarder914
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reminf me never to read this thread again. :S yeuch, uuuuurrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh

the image in my head is nasty, doubt ill sleep tonight
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Feb 18 2003 3:43PM
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UpDawg
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thats not as bad as tubgirl- but getting close. supilot that pic is great.
Feb 18 2003 3:55PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
come on kristen maybe me and you can still have some fun in the gondi
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Feb 18 2003 4:10PM
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west
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i was hungry...until i read that
....west
Feb 18 2003 4:12PM
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Lateralis
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hahaa thats hilarious,disgusting yes but hilarious, we did something related to that at a macdonalds but we didnt use a condom,we took one of their little children magazines and found a page that had a little girl on it,took some mchicken sauce and smeared some over the page with the little girl to make it look like some love juice and we put on top of one of the toilets in the stalls,
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

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Feb 18 2003 4:29PM
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CrystalineSkier
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I rode gondola 75 two days ago in Whistler. Thank God.

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Feb 18 2003 5:12PM
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kristen
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hmmm... i'll think about it...

On soulage une journèe sans argent avec une biere mais on ne peut soulager une journèe sans biere avec de l'argent!
Feb 18 2003 5:23PM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
that is gross, what day was it?


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Feb 18 2003 5:40PM
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chris_01
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at least you didn't mistake it for a ballon and try to make cute ballon animals
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Feb 18 2003 6:02PM
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aoe
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god lord what has this world cum to! hahabut no thats gross
Feb 18 2003 6:20PM
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kristen
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It was yesterday... and i left that part out when i blew it up and made a hat out of it and gave it to the kids to put on their heads.

On soulage une journèe sans argent avec une biere mais on ne peut soulager une journèe sans biere avec de l'argent!
Feb 18 2003 6:21PM
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petek
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damn, sorry that was me
its not what you ride, its how you ride it...
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Feb 18 2003 6:52PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
a cream filled giraffe hat,i think that it could sell,it be a big favorite for little kids,oh yes
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

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Feb 18 2003 7:15PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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wow that is a really nasty story, i hope something like that never happens to me


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Feb 18 2003 7:16PM
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1212j5j5
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i was eating when i read this... ME ANGRY if that didnt work then ME ANGRY
Feb 18 2003 7:37PM
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1212j5j5
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arhg. my html doesnt work on these forums.

Feb 18 2003 7:38PM
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Ds91260
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im sorry all i read is blah blah blah.....i...pound in the gondola
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Feb 18 2003 8:33PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
wow.. that's di-fuckin-scusting..


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Feb 18 2003 9:24PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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you mean there was actually shit on IT... oh... thats realyl nasty
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Feb 18 2003 9:27PM
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mauii
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4 gay guys are sitting in a hot tub. Then, all of a sudden, a condom floats to the top. So one of the men asks 'Who farted?'

-Mike

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viva la resistance!!
Feb 18 2003 9:34PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Feb 18 2003 9:34PM
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Ski-hobo
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well, nasty story, buyt thanks for telling which condola it was.
Feb 18 2003 9:46PM
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Basic
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damnit i was looking for that... wanted to put it in the scrap book....

but no seriously, why would a man on man use a condom?


Whoever thought 'gee i wonder if i can ride down an icy hill with wooden planks strapped to my feet?' is a genius...
Feb 19 2003 2:28AM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
we were talking about that and figured one probably had gonaherpawartisyphylaids...

On soulage une journèe sans argent avec une biere mais on ne peut soulager une journèe sans biere avec de l'argent!
Feb 19 2003 1:46PM
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swedishgeekness
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one day i saw human shit on the ground while i was walking in my hood, my little sister fell on it and started to cry. I can understand her cryin, but i dint helped her up though :)
Feb 19 2003 3:25PM
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Whistlermann
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That is seriously disturbing... and yeh west... i know what u mean... i also used to be hungry

But thanks for the heads up onthe gondola #
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Feb 19 2003 3:36PM
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UpDawg
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yeh whatever dakineskier33 you have used condoms all over your room from when your butt buddy comes over hahahaha you're a fucker hahahaha yeah gross story though, its too bad you had to go through with that. the hat idea was cool, i want one
Feb 19 2003 3:46PM
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mommy
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kristen, what did you do with it!? i want it baaa-aack.
Feb 19 2003 10:17PM
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yeti
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'gonaherpawartisyphylaids'

oh my god i just pissed myself.

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Feb 20 2003 2:44AM
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Basic
Posts: 282 - Karma: 10
sorry scotch i left it in your moms ass....


Whoever thought 'gee i wonder if i can ride down an icy hill with wooden planks strapped to my feet?' is a genius...
Feb 20 2003 4:45PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww




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Feb 20 2003 5:20PM
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bitchassphatz
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even after hearing that i think i'd still pound in a gondolla....i mean....it's a fuckin gondolla, hell yea
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Feb 20 2003 8:38PM
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petek
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who uses a black condom? Why the fuck do they even have colours, why, why why?

its not where you ride, its how you ride it!
Feb 20 2003 8:39PM
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Basic
Posts: 282 - Karma: 10
so that white men can feel as if they have a huge black throbbing love rod...


Whoever thought 'gee i wonder if i can ride down an icy hill with wooden planks strapped to my feet?' is a genius...
Feb 20 2003 8:55PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
i'm guessing the black hides the shit well?

Hahahaha... If anyones really gross and wants to freak out one of their friends, here's a really crule prank...

If someone passes out face down, take a condom (preferably black) put something that resembles jizz in side it, stick a pencil in the condom and shove it up the passed out persons ass, remove the pencil leaving only the 'used condom' up there ass... oh man will they ever have a pleasant morning. HAHAHA... ok... i think i've gone beyond the gross line... i'll take it down a notch.

On soulage une journèe sans argent avec une biere mais on ne peut soulager une journèe sans biere avec de l'argent!
Feb 21 2003 1:59PM
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aoe
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hahahaha ill try that tonight if anyone passes out at a party.. .. muhahaha
Feb 21 2003 4:35PM
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C.Royce
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thats soooo funny
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Feb 21 2003 8:44PM
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petek
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thats funny but if i was drunk, i wouldnt do that



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Feb 21 2003 8:56PM
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What
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dammit i thought i hid that under the seat


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Feb 21 2003 10:35PM
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