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FINALLY GOT LAID

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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
finallyyyyyyy guys..after all my tries and all ur help it finally went down..last night and i lasted for like 35 minutes too...she said she loved it so i think im doin pretty good now!
Mar 13 2006 9:38PM
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Aseets
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 17
Haha wtf?
Mar 14 2006 5:07PM
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Salomonman
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
this is your first time, but she is on birth control? what the hell?
Mar 14 2006 5:17PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,890
wel...congrats...u do know that it doesnt count if its a relative right?
Mar 14 2006 5:30PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
haha not such a bad idea
Mar 14 2006 5:53PM
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PoleySkier
Posts: 1331 - Karma: 96
bahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahah
Mar 14 2006 6:11PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
her periods hurt. thats wht shes on it.

she wants to be mensy free
Mar 14 2006 6:31PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
thats funny as shit that you made her cry. you can brag about that for the rest of your life
Mar 14 2006 6:48PM
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freestylin820
Posts: 483 - Karma: 11
you would know all about that...
Mar 14 2006 6:51PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
PLUG THE BITCH
Mar 14 2006 7:04PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
dude its nick.. of course he didnt its to smalll!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 14 2006 7:06PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
you should probably post a picture of her because i wanna see how ugly she is
Mar 14 2006 7:25PM
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TylerS
Posts: 2720 - Karma: 49
^^^yes a pic to see if u relly got a score,
Mar 14 2006 7:35PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
dude, come on, feel the love! give this boy some props! he slammed a hottie!
Mar 14 2006 7:56PM
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Mmessmer
Posts: 872 - Karma: 43
yeah dude for real if this chick has like hair shorter then mine and like 7 teeth missin and shit.. y r u braggin.... post a pic so its legit
Mar 14 2006 8:03PM
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steezy_1_piece
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
im personally friends with bucknasty and he had sex with a guy with itty bitty man titties
Mar 14 2006 8:11PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
HA!
Mar 14 2006 8:17PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
pnwed...
Mar 14 2006 8:25PM
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public_enemy720
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
haha nice post
Mar 14 2006 8:34PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
Im telling you it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway for him.

Atleast he wont die a virgin.
Mar 14 2006 8:38PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
sounds like we got a BUSHWHACKER!
Mar 14 2006 8:40PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
or a wrench in a closet
Mar 16 2006 10:44PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
we arent too sure about that just yet...
Mar 17 2006 12:19PM
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BCKicker540
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 11
dont be a fool, wrap your tool
Mar 17 2006 12:30PM
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phatbush
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 20
was it a NY HOOKER? if not too bad!
Mar 17 2006 12:55PM
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K2_Pubz_360
Posts: 906 - Karma: 10
hahhahah
Mar 17 2006 3:47PM
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steezy_1_piece
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
guys, the 40 year old virgin has come to newschoolers! did her boobs feel like bags of sand?
Mar 18 2006 10:27PM
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jiblove
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 18
im pretty sure this is the most ammusing post ive ever read
she must be quite he slut to go from kissing to sex
and it sounds like it was her first time too, seeing as she cried
and didnt shave her bush
Mar 19 2006 1:32AM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
bags of sand!?!?!?



(just quoting form the movie)
Mar 19 2006 9:20AM
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mdog
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 15
baha
Mar 19 2006 10:01AM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
ahahaha! wrench in a closet I've never heard that one thats a good one.
Mar 19 2006 10:19AM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
its also annoying when people spell "owned" "pnwed".
Mar 19 2006 1:19PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
hey hunny ;)

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Mar 19 2006 1:29PM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
pwned is legit, it's not a typo. there's "owned" and then there's professionally owned, aka PWNED
Mar 19 2006 3:19PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
ahahahahahaha, yea GOOF TROOP!!!! aka BUCKDISGUSTING
Mar 19 2006 3:41PM
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
dont listen to this dude for advice.
Mar 19 2006 4:30PM
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cdnskigirl89
Posts: 744 - Karma: 10
good job
Mar 19 2006 4:53PM
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