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Seriously gayest thing ever---suspension
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me and 2 of my friend might get suspended for up to 5 days for lighting a match in a van on the way back from a ski trip, cuz some one farted. 5 day suspension, for lighting a match, dosnt add up.
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thats so gay.....its retatded when ppl r like that
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so, was this van like a school van or your personal van? and was it a school trip im assuming...
either way, schools dont fuck around with fire and shit
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"fire and shit"
"shit" of course meaning "stuff" didnt mean to confuse anyone there.
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school van on the way back from a trip to mammoth.
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i always got suspended for mooning people in highschool. it was dope, i went home, and sat around all day. i went skiing one of the times, and fly fishing one of the other times. it got to the point where i was getting suspended on purpose. it's a good time, don't let anyone tell you any differently.
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though it is stupid, i dont actually think it is homosexual. and even if it was, is that really a bad thing. I mean if you were bi, theoretically you could be attracted to everyone you saw, doubling your chances. also, guys get off on girl on girl action all the time.
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hahah thats so funny but that sux so much
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what does well shit mean, are you saying thats right or are you saying im stupid?
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dude thats a fucking 5 day vacation
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dude at my school theres a kid who takes lunchroom brownies and rolls them up into turds until they are really soft and wrinkley and then he throws them in preppy girl's hair and the teachers see this and do nothing.
lighting a match? dankkk. Tell them you were representing MSP.
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get back at them by sticking a rocket ship up ms. miller days vaginal canal
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5-day vacation - go enjoy it
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God, thats hard. If I think back to my schooltime- we did so much shit but never got suspended. By the way I know anyway nobody who´s ever got suspended - its not this common in Austria
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woaa nice go skiing .. 5 days..
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how is that gay ur parents should be rashinal enough not to flip at something so rediculous so pretty much u have 5 days to do watever the fuck u want
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soem kid/chick got oss for 3 days and iss for 5 bc sghe gave him head on the ski club bus
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I laught when my friend got suspended for 5 days because he tried to hack in the school system
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A kid hack our system then sent a thread email to a eacher and went to juvey for 2 days, nerds going to jail just seems weird to me.
Anyways, we've lighten matches in the class room, and didn't get in any trouble.
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that's a little much for just lighting a match especially if someone just farted.
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hahaha I would get suspensions, and in-school suspensions, and detentions all the time while I was at school. Good memories.
I never did anything too crazy. Usually fuck around with a substitute teacher or swear.
Once I yelled "ahhhh fuck you test" when I got an F in english, and threw it out the door down the hall and got 1 day out. The teacher was mr. marchesi and he was about 4 feet tall and very very flamboyant. He soudned like he was gay but he wasnt he had a girl. We would ALWAYS fuck with him. everyday we would do something.
This black kid wrote a big penis on the white boardm and a small one... he made Marchesi the small one and left it there..
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haha, thats sux so bad for them
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that sux. i got suspended for going streaking on parent night
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why the fuck were you lighting a match? dumbass. serves you right
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hahaha for lighting a match cuz someone farted. what does the student handbook say about that?
sec 11.3
"You shall not use and form of fire (ex. match, lighter, blow torch) to egnite farts on school property. vans are included
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i used to get suspended for skipping highschool...and we had no attendance policy so it basically meant I could skip with their good wishes lol.
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A kid got suspended in our school for hacking into the security cameras in our school on his laptop. He was chillin there watching the cameras during class.
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u deserved it dude and thats all there is too it.
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you're one sick fuck up. you deserve whatever you get. Animals like you should be shipped to antarctica in wooden boxes, with wolverines. kids used to toke up on my school bus and they never got in trouble.
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who cares its not something your parents can get pissed about
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i got suspended once for putting marbles all over the hallways, about 1500 of them to be exact, watchinmg my principal fall flat on his ass was well worth it
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thats outrageous cant u fight it or something?
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Wow that is seriously gay. My friend literally hijacked the mini bus on the way back from our state ski meet when the coach got off the bus and all he did was laugh with us when he caught up.
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ha ha that is pretty funny
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wow that is the gayest reason for suspension ever. If your going to get suspended you should actually give them a reason to so when you talk to your prinicple tell hu to go fuck himself. That always goes over well. Worked for me at least.
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i got suspended for 10 days for smokin weed. i was out 1 day(friday) 2 weeks before march break, all of the week before march break, then i had march break, and now im off for all of this week. i go back monday.
so basically i got a month off school.
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