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Excellent Pick Up Line

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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
ohh girl i wanna jib your body.


eh? skiing and secual inuendo(sp?). she wouldnt know waht to expect shed be all like you wanna waht my what.


Mar 13 2006 7:32PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
aha
Mar 26 2006 7:53PM
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justanotherskier
Posts: 593 - Karma: 11
best one hands down
Mar 26 2006 8:55PM
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ski-or-die
Posts: 770 - Karma: 17
i came up with this one just the other night

"i've got real soft skin, you wanna feel me... inside you?"
Mar 26 2006 9:00PM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
that will be the one taking the ladies home and gettin some ass!
Mar 26 2006 9:20PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
heres a good one u lure a girl into a dark alley and say "if u wanan live drop ur pants bitch"
Mar 26 2006 9:58PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
and wanna lipslide my rail works better ur dosent make sence
Mar 26 2006 9:59PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
creepy
Mar 26 2006 10:00PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
skiordie, the person that that line works on, immediately seek help for her. She is prime target for psychopaths, and serial killers on missions to "cleanse" this world. Honestly, do this man. You may have just prevented somebody getting murdered/tortured.
Mar 26 2006 10:23PM
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K2skier12001
Posts: 428 - Karma: 10
sweeeeeeeeeet
Mar 27 2006 6:56AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
u could just ask her if she wants to sreve her country and take the niine inces of freedom.
Mar 27 2006 7:07AM
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rossiscratch04
Posts: 680 - Karma: 10
hilarious thread
Mar 27 2006 9:55PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
you must be a magnet cus im atracted
Mar 27 2006 10:29PM
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rossiscratch04
Posts: 680 - Karma: 10
soo funny
Mar 28 2006 6:01PM
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AJFreestyle1080
Posts: 191 - Karma: 20
Nice skirt.... it would look good on my bedroom floor
Mar 28 2006 7:08PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 152
nice skis....wanna huck?????
Mar 28 2006 9:44PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
you are correct on thte part about the confusion
Mar 28 2006 9:49PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
does this rag smell like chloriform to you?
Mar 28 2006 10:01PM
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Poormansvault
Posts: 427 - Karma: 10
Hey, are your parents retarded or something, because you are really special.
Mar 29 2006 4:33PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
do you have mirrors in your pants.. cuz i can see mysel in em
Apr 8 2006 4:30PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
HAHA thats soooo bad!
Apr 8 2006 4:33PM
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PeteP
Posts: 482 - Karma: 110
oldest one in the book--- i think they should rearange the alphabet and put u and i together
Apr 8 2006 5:31PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
S-E-X-U-A-L. Sexual feelins, sexual, FEELINS
Apr 8 2006 5:57PM
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danniboy
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
classic
Apr 8 2006 11:37PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
soooo bad, but sooooo funny
Apr 8 2006 11:42PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
I don't know how to say this but im kind of a big deal...i have many leatherbound books...my appartment smells of rich mahogony...I wanna be on you.
Apr 8 2006 11:44PM
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maxcox9
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
if you were a hamburger, you'd be McBeautiful
Apr 8 2006 11:44PM
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