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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
ohh girl i wanna jib your body.


eh? skiing and secual inuendo(sp?). she wouldnt know waht to expect shed be all like you wanna waht my what.


Mar 13 2006 7:32PM
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truckerhucker
Posts: 656 - Karma: 32
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Mar 13 2006 7:34PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
^hahah you jerk
Mar 13 2006 7:35PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
i
Mar 13 2006 7:38PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
DAMN

i meant to say

i heart Click for larger image
Mar 13 2006 7:38PM
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Leckett
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id hate to be the one to tell you your not funny, but, well, your not funny
Mar 13 2006 7:39PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
check my sig....thats a quality line
Mar 13 2006 7:54PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
personally i prefer "whats cooking good looking?"
Mar 13 2006 7:56PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
that shirt is very becoming in you. but if I were on you Id be-cuming too.
Mar 13 2006 9:10PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
nice shoes. wanna fuck?
Mar 13 2006 9:11PM
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milkdud951
Posts: 960 - Karma: 21
earl is good
Mar 13 2006 9:50PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
HHAHAHA
Mar 13 2006 10:28PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
im no fred flinstone, but i can sure make your bedrock
Mar 13 2006 10:30PM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
i love it
Mar 13 2006 10:50PM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
my fav is

you walk up to a girl with a disgusted face and say "Did you just fart?!?"

Chances are she'll reply "no."

Then you say "Because, you just blew me away..."
Mar 13 2006 10:54PM
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180FSscratch
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
beautiful
Mar 13 2006 10:58PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
i agree

someone else posted this, but w/e:

"excuse me miss, does this rag smell like ether to you?"
Mar 14 2006 1:53AM
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TheClap.
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how about "nice legs what time do they open?"
Mar 14 2006 2:41AM
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Leckett
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over used. rossi boys is fresh though hahaa
Mar 14 2006 9:02AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
u took my pick up line u ho
Mar 14 2006 9:49AM
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seine_Dudeheit
Posts: 2282 - Karma: 16
first go switch on her, do a double leggrab and then stick it!
Mar 14 2006 9:55AM
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freestylin820
Posts: 483 - Karma: 11
shut up you douche
Mar 14 2006 10:44AM
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spasticninja
Posts: 117 - Karma: 10
thats not ur pickup line, you've never even touched a girl. why dont you just go back to Brokeback MT.
Mar 14 2006 11:09AM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
wat if she says yes
Mar 14 2006 11:17AM
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steezmiester
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This one ALWAYS gets the girls... "im fucken serious"

" hey, ya kno, if you were a booger... id pick you baby ;) "
Mar 14 2006 11:23AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
haha
Mar 14 2006 11:32AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
well then shes not worth while because who wants to hook up with a girl who farts in public.
Mar 14 2006 12:22PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
"You look alot like my next girlfriend"
Mar 14 2006 12:29PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
hahaha that would be so funny
Mar 14 2006 2:16PM
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Liam.
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HAHA brian u wonder why u dont have a girlfriend...and dont try to "own me cuz i know i dont either but atleast iv gotten a blow job JEA
Mar 14 2006 2:19PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
that one is good.
Mar 14 2006 2:57PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
from your mom and/or yourself
Mar 14 2006 5:05PM
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mpls1506
Posts: 179 - Karma: 10
ouch

and
Can i have your number i ve seem to lost mine
Mar 14 2006 8:12PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
"My dick died, can i bury it in your ass?"
Mar 14 2006 8:31PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
wanna fuck?
Mar 14 2006 8:52PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
so we were drunk in a hot tub with 2 girls me and my friend matt and he goes watch this and says to girl A "if you were a pirate would u put ur pirate on this shoulder or this one" and puts his arm around her......corny as shit but he hooked up soo
Mar 14 2006 8:57PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
Hey baby, is heaven missing an angel? Cause you got grrreat cans!
Mar 14 2006 9:11PM
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D_Mezz
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 16
Hey baby, if we were both squirrls, would you let me bust my nut in your hole?!?!
Mar 14 2006 9:15PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
and of corse the classic

"ill nosepress your box if you lipside my rail"

-thats not mine, its someone elses, im in no way taking credit for its awsomeness
Mar 14 2006 9:21PM
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bigbromskier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 330
so good
Mar 14 2006 9:32PM
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Ddrem
Posts: 894 - Karma: 10
i said something like that to a gross chick once that i didnt care about...
i said "soo the weathers nice, wanna fuck"
Mar 14 2006 10:18PM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
thats even steezy..i like it well done.
Mar 15 2006 4:51AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
loser bar
Mar 15 2006 5:29AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
thats just plain $$$$...jea
Mar 15 2006 5:31AM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
you have 300 bones in your body, want another?
Mar 15 2006 12:52PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
scary movie - "im scared, can I hide my dick in your mouth?"

Or the most amazing one from 7th grade... "Let's play army, I can lay on the ground and you can try and blow me up"
Mar 15 2006 12:53PM
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Xave
Posts: 2672 - Karma: 18
Sorry to bump it but i just saw a good one and i had to tell it:

Hey, if you think you'll regret it tomorrow morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
Mar 26 2006 5:50PM
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180FSscratch
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
wow thats gay. you must never get pus
Mar 26 2006 5:51PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
Here is my favorite. it throws em a curveball
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fucked up your face!"
then you kick her in the shins and run.
it works
Mar 26 2006 5:58PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
hahahaha
Mar 26 2006 6:05PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
haha thats so random
Mar 26 2006 7:41PM
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