JackSchitt

My grandmother sent me this, I found it cute and hope you all do also.

>>>> Who is Jack Schitt???
>>>> In order that you will have a reply the next time someone tells
>>>> you
>>>> that "You don't know Jack Schitt!; you should know the following.
>>>>
>>>> Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
>>>>
>>>> Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and had six children: Holie
>>>> Schitt,
>>>> Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt
>>>> and Dip Schitt.
>>>>
>>>> Against his parents wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
>>>> high
>>>> school dropout.
>>>>
>>>> After many years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
>>>> Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her
>>>> children, decided to hyphenate her last name, thus becoming Noe
>>>> Schitt-Sherlock.
>>>>
>>>> Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda
>>>> Schitt.
>>>> They produced a cowardly son named Chicken Schitt.
>>>>
>>>> Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The
>>>> local
>>>> newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The
>>>> Schitt-Happens
>>>> children were named Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
>>>>
>>>> Bull Schitt met his bride Pizza Schitt in Italy.
>>>>
>>>> Now, the next time someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!",
>>>> you
>>>> can argue that you not only know Jack Schitt, but you know the
>>>> entire Schitt list.