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ArMada_420
Posts: 203 - Karma: 250
I am going to a comp this weekend and i know this chick down there and was wondering how to make a move on her, i know i am being a pussy. just give me some ideas.
Mar 9 2006 10:02PM
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RJD2
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 921
ask her to ski with u
Mar 9 2006 10:03PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
then go up the lift with her and get to know her while adding a little flirting in the convo
Mar 9 2006 10:04PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
there's one word that sums up all problems with a girl. cockslap
Mar 9 2006 10:04PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
haha or jus put it in her
Mar 9 2006 10:05PM
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skitoggrob
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 22
hahha






how old are you...the kid who needs the help..and how old is the chcik
Mar 9 2006 10:06PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
pay the liftie to stop the lift mid way up, so you can have a nice conversation
Mar 9 2006 10:06PM
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ski-or-die
Posts: 770 - Karma: 17
^...ass
Mar 9 2006 10:06PM
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ArMada_420
Posts: 203 - Karma: 250
ha ha! funny shit!
Mar 9 2006 10:07PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
write her a poem
Mar 9 2006 10:09PM
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ArMada_420
Posts: 203 - Karma: 250
thats stupid!
Mar 9 2006 10:11PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
what are you? gay?
Mar 9 2006 10:12PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
i was being sarcastic, guess it wasnt that obvious
Mar 9 2006 10:13PM
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Dr._TubesTied
Posts: 660 - Karma: 11
all thos are shitty ideas. just go up on the lift with her, be flirty, and make a move.

(i love hooking up with dudes on lifts, most girls do.)

dont do anyhting sleezy, trashy, and dont act like a pussy
Mar 9 2006 10:14PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
ladies men cult!
Mar 9 2006 10:14PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
so was I. they should have a sarcasm font
Mar 9 2006 10:15PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
thats not a bad idea, someone should invent it
Mar 9 2006 10:19PM
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ihatemyscratches
Posts: 753 - Karma: 9
someone's sig goes somethin along the lines of "stick ur fist up her ass, girls think that's romantic"
Mar 9 2006 10:24PM
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TheKASSEROLE
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
Go off a jump with your balls hanging oout, if she isnt impressed, then shes not the right type of girl
Mar 9 2006 10:24PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
yeah so i was wondering if u would like to ski with me on saturday?
Mar 9 2006 10:26PM
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ArMada_420
Posts: 203 - Karma: 250
Ya but if she turns me down it will be an acward chairlift ride up after that
Mar 9 2006 10:30PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
yo jus go for it
Mar 9 2006 10:30PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
i've thought this through, man up and do it anyways.
Mar 9 2006 11:05PM
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SIX-SOLDIERS
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
yeah man just do it and if all goes wrong and you feel wayyyy rejeceted and upset you can just "fall off" the lift and she'll feel bad and she'll have make up sex with you
Mar 9 2006 11:20PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
haha maybe jus try that anyways?
Mar 9 2006 11:21PM
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1440ski
Posts: 2049 - Karma: 1,110
Haha that is awesome
Mar 9 2006 11:22PM
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SIX-SOLDIERS
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
haha me and kabozo got it down we know how to spit game
Mar 9 2006 11:23PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
or just act normal and if she likes you, she likes you and if she doesn't, no biggie
Mar 9 2006 11:26PM
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jibvermont
Posts: 910 - Karma: 10
i'm wondering if you were serious, that user is clearly and alias and prob a guy with a pink name... or i could be completely wrong.
Mar 9 2006 11:29PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
its ALL about the arm around her back
Mar 9 2006 11:57PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
thats your first move, and if she fights it a lil, then your no good. if she comes in close... your in, so basically just whip your dick out.


wow i havent posted in a few months
Mar 10 2006 12:04AM
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Dr._TubesTied
Posts: 660 - Karma: 11
im not a dude. im def. not a dude. seeing as a have a vagina
Mar 10 2006 8:05AM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
seeing how you talk like a retard, you are a dude
Mar 10 2006 9:06AM
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Mmessmer
Posts: 872 - Karma: 43
dont studder on ur words or actions just go for it
Mar 10 2006 10:18AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
yes everyone loves to go skiing
Mar 10 2006 10:22AM
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freestylin820
Posts: 483 - Karma: 11
^ u are a gay sno boarder how would u kno
Mar 10 2006 10:59AM
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Erie
Posts: 1439 - Karma: 15
well do you think girls like it better when your have your wang or it dosent matter that i got a harry yeti? i personally like pusssay shaven but do chicks like that same? i always wondered ask her that on the lift
Mar 10 2006 11:03AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
ahahah harry yeti thats fuckin funny
Mar 10 2006 11:57AM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
damn, i was gonna say that
Mar 10 2006 12:02PM
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n-o
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 41
right in the ass
Mar 10 2006 12:03PM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
just be like, hey i like you. then going in for a kiss. if she doesnt want you push her off he lift and ride away, clean.
Mar 10 2006 1:23PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
there ya go...

and if she doesnt want anythin n pushes you off from the start it wont be that awkward, have music playing so u can just turn it up, itl last 5 mins tops
Mar 10 2006 4:13PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
you need the ladies men cult
Mar 10 2006 4:24PM
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Dr._TubesTied
Posts: 660 - Karma: 11
how does talking retarded make me a dude?
Mar 10 2006 4:26PM
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pesja
Posts: 806 - Karma: 148
when your on the lift with her, ask her to teach you something you know she feels like shes good at ( even tough you know it well just pretend you don't) that would prob make it easier to talk with her since she hopefully will be stoked on teaching away what she loves to do...
Mar 10 2006 4:55PM
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supersteez420
Posts: 496 - Karma: 10
use the pick up line " i miss my teddy bear will u sleep wiyh me"
Mar 10 2006 5:16PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
i dont know if any ladies men reps got here, but ill take it.

you need to define making a move. i think you are trying to say you want to ask her out. its unclear how well you know her, but i think what you need to do is AFTER the comp (keep the comp for what it is, skiing) walk up to her and say "hey im going to grab something to eat, do you wanna come with me?"

if shes interested itll work. if she says shes got other plans and is busy, you then counter with "well if you want to do something later on, heres my cell". if she doesnt have it. just directly saying it works. dont write a poem or whatever else i saw up there. just make sure when you're at the comp to rip it the fuck up. talk to alot of people and look busy, not like you dont know what to do and are standing around. always be mobile.
Mar 10 2006 5:32PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
wht girl would make their name tubestied.

shud i change my name to vesectimy?
Mar 10 2006 5:41PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
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Mar 10 2006 7:00PM
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HombreDeHuevos
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 10
prob best advice yet
Mar 10 2006 7:05PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
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Mar 10 2006 7:15PM
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