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How to clean your system fast
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I was wondering if there is any ways you can clean your body system of any illegal substances in less than a month
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de-tox or cranberry juice
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you can buy a pouch and store someone eles pee it it. it attaches to yur inner thigh. a friend did it and it worked
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drink a cup of olive oil everyday for a month, the anti oxidants help
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that shit works wonders in les than two weeks!
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i believe that thc is not water soluble so i'd suggest working out and excersizing as much as you can up until about a week till the test, then the day and morning of drink a bunch of cranberry juice and water so its diluted and the ph is right. Then theres the whole cheating thing, you can get a condom and piss in it, tie it or twist the top around and wear whitey tighties and put it close to you skin then just use that
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detox works for 4-7 hours you numbnut. its just a temp solution to mask the thc for a piss test. so you take it an hour before the test. but tests today can detect detox and you will still fail
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haha when they give you the cup thingy to pee in just take a shit in it and give it to thim, that should do.
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i heard if you drink a 26er of this stuff called vodka its supposed to clean your system really well
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ok i didn't feel like reading this whole thread cause its too long and i don't know if anyone has disagreed with him so i apoligize for my ignorance and not reading the whole thread.
anyway. if you smoke weed and have a piss test in 4 days YOU ARE FUCKED. the detox shit can work and drinking water works but drinking water doesn't work in 4 days. i'm guessing you need atleast a week or two. there is this stuff that cleans your system thats sold in ST marks place nyc. I'm not sure who is familiar with the city but its off the 6 train at astor place. i know for a fact that shit works. it did for my friend twice but now hes not a dumbass and jsut doesn't smoke.
for a mouth swabbing: say you get your mouth swabbed like every tuesday. ONLY SMOKE ON TUESDAY NIGHTS, maybe wensday if your risky. or just don't smoke at all. i've heard that taking shots of vinegar helps. i also had a friend mix listerine with some like alcohol and wash his mouth out. but i would try the vinegar.
i've been in the game for a while lmfao. i did quit though. i'm planning to get into law enforcement its not worth it.
i don't know anything about blood test.
i hope this all made sense. but i know my shit is factual
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drink a ton of water, i dunno bout those kits but ive heard of using them, and ive heard of drinkin cranberry juice, dependin how much u smoke n exactly how long you have until changes it all a little, if you smoke numerous times a day and have it in say a week or 2, then drink a lot, exercise, and walk into the doctors office eating poppy seeds, ive heard they will make u test positive and if the doctor sees you eating them then hel get you to go at a later time so you can clean out ur system more
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you can also use a wizzanator. i'll be back in a few minutes to explain i got to take a test lmao
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ok test done. i don't know if this is valuable info for anyone but i will share it anyway. the wizzinator is like a fucking dildo that pisses for you for a drug test. you like warm the piss up before you go and strap that thing to you. i've seen the website and it looks so real. i'm in school so i'm not going to try the website but its like wizzinator.com or try google.
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my buddy has one of those^
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detox only works for a few hours. it is to immediatly clean your system, well it doesnt clean it. the chemicals in the detox act to "cover up" the thc.
go get a bottle and read it, ive used it before and trust me it works.
you get a good flavor, drink the bottle, then basically go drinkk as much water as you can in the next 30-50 min. after about and hour the stuff has taken full effect. you then have roughly 4-7 hours to take your piss test. remember the more water you drink the more the pure water is just running through your system not turning into urin. so it will seem more clear. sometimes the detox drink make ur piss a lil neon yellow.
i know a few people that keep those detox drinks in their cars and around them so if they need random test they can stall for an hour or so and be clean.
but with todays science, the can detect those detox drinks because it is just putting new/different chemicals in your system to mask the thc. dunno is this is true but some places u test say they can detect and if they do find detox will auto fail you
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dont worry about it you will be fine
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hell yea you should try vinegar
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anti-freeze bro, works for ME!
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no...you cannot kill yourself from drinking too much water. all that would happen is you throw up if it's too much in your stomach.
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