(bells, chimes, and whistles and blinding light!)(read in deep god like voice[even though i do not feel like i am in any way above my fellow compatriots])
for years now fellow shredtard jordan seldin has descibed to me the horrendous antics of this site. i have dabbled from time to time, but as of late have had this urge to submerge myself completely. i hope to be fully informed of the pathetic ski world on a regular basis via www.newschoolers.com. i am proud to see our stronghold of FIFTY-SEVEN digital surface guild members, but hope to see this number rise in the near future. especially when our skis of magnificent glory and artistic wonder arrive. they're awaiting us in spirit in a land we are not quite aware of, but let me assure you, there is progress! they will surely come...eventually. thank you my fellow friends and associates! now go shred the badical mountains of your region!... (fading lights and obnoxious sounds)(please excuse my rediculous entry into the digital ski world)