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teneighty_skier22
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Shit, what happened to this chick? She got soo hot! Before she was like good lookin and stuff, but now, daaaamn


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Feb 14 2003 10:11PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
yea, they're shoots for a magazine, i forget what one tho

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Feb 25 2003 5:09PM
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vegabond
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tell me whan to stop..

Moe.
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Feb 25 2003 5:12PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
stop?.. are you mad? keep going.. but i guess there aren't any left from that website




Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Feb 25 2003 5:29PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
theres a few, but im lazy
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Feb 25 2003 6:00PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
(drooling)



its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!
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Feb 25 2003 6:39PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
gaga
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

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Feb 25 2003 6:42PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
who can argue w/ those pics..


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

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Feb 25 2003 6:44PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
no one thats who
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Feb 25 2003 6:47PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
it's crazy to think how much playboy would pay for an issue with her or britneay. i can't even imagine the money they'd get.


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Feb 25 2003 6:54PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
if you tell me how to post a pic i have even better ones





My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
Feb 25 2003 8:29PM
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Ds91260
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put the address of the pic where it says 'address'
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Feb 25 2003 8:33PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
nevermind just go to help under the site tab, it tells u there
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Feb 25 2003 8:38PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
Feb 25 2003 8:39PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
fuck, it didnt work





My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
Feb 25 2003 8:40PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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http://www.celebsdb.com/gallery.php?a:3:{i:0;s:43:'http://acn.waw.pl/celeb/Christina_Aguilera/';i:1;s:19:'/Christina_Aguilera';i:2;s:5:'1.jpg';} JUST GO THERE





My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
Feb 25 2003 8:42PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
title





My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
Feb 25 2003 8:48PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
that doesnt work
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Feb 25 2003 9:53PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
God bless this thread!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Feb 25 2003 10:03PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
yeah im with public enemy on this... god bless this thread and god bless x-tina for beinj so god damn hot
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Feb 25 2003 10:44PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
lookin at those pics, i'm droolin more then a retard on morphine



its not where u ride, its how hard you ride it!
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Feb 25 2003 10:45PM
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Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18




enjoy boys.. enjoy
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aim: freeskier9001260

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Detroit What?! - Mickael Deshenaux in Blunt
Feb 25 2003 10:48PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i dont think their are words extreme enough to explain how bad i want to fuck her.. shes my #1 on my A list

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Feb 25 2003 10:56PM
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GeneralDisorder
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A List:

1.) Christina Aguilers
2.) Shakira
3.) Jessica Simpson
4.) Britney Spears
5.) Charlie Baltimore

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aim: freeskier9001260

http://www.zealoptics.com/

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Detroit What?! - Mickael Deshenaux in Blunt
Feb 25 2003 11:03PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
my a list is quite similiar to gallants
1)soxripper
2)christina agulera
3)jennifer love hewitt
4)shakira
5)jenna jamison
6)denise richards

haha im just messing with you gallant

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Feb 25 2003 11:05PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
shit i forgot jenna jameson and jennifer love hugetits
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aim: freeskier9001260

http://www.zealoptics.com/

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Detroit What?! - Mickael Deshenaux in Blunt
Feb 25 2003 11:08PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
jessica simspon is tied with denise richards actually

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Feb 25 2003 11:10PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
you forgot about your gf too asshole...lol

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Feb 25 2003 11:11PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
why would my gf be on the to do list? if shes already been done? lets think about that
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aim: freeskier9001260

http://www.zealoptics.com/

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Detroit What?! - Mickael Deshenaux in Blunt
Feb 25 2003 11:14PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
she has perfect boobies

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Feb 25 2003 11:15PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
well even if she isnt on it, you should still put her on it

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Feb 25 2003 11:18PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
imagine what would it be like if christina aguierla talent was skiing not singing?
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aim: freeskier9001260

http://www.zealoptics.com/

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Detroit What?! - Mickael Deshenaux in Blunt
Feb 26 2003 1:01PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
but u see.. who dresses skanky when they are skiing? they all wear like 2 swaeters and a huge jaket.. we woulndt even notice if she was hot.

Moe.
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Feb 26 2003 4:03PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
go to a whistler camp in the summer and check out all the chick skiers at worlds moguls... all i have to say is that they dont wear much

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Feb 26 2003 4:05PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
I just made my keyboard sticky...

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Feb 28 2003 2:23AM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. She's so dirrrrrrreeeee
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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
Feb 28 2003 2:29AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
well its official howard stern went out with britany spears and shes a crack whore, so christina is now on top, at least shes a classy whore
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Screw Moseley!

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::Viva la Resistance!::
Feb 28 2003 10:48AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my keyboard is always sticky,that way my fingers tips dont get dried skin from typin too much,
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Feb 28 2003 2:25PM
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Whistlermann
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Shes not really girlfriend material...
But for a night of crazy monkey sex... i don't know who else i'd choose
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Feb 28 2003 8:09PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
yea but shes fuck wikid hard material

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Feb 28 2003 11:03PM
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Durhoward
Posts: 219 - Karma: 10
Those pics are real and they are from Maxim.
Feb 28 2003 11:21PM
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cams
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aw yeah world mogul chicks are where it's at


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Feb 28 2003 11:26PM
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UpDawg
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cams has got you all on that one...charles would back that up if he had to a well...hahaha, sms campers would understand
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Feb 28 2003 11:50PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
yea cams copied me on that one

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Mar 1 2003 12:14AM
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vegabond
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Moe.
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Mar 3 2003 4:09PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i like


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
Mar 3 2003 6:06PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
id like too....
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Screw Moseley!

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::Viva la Resistance!::
Mar 3 2003 6:09PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
id lick
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If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
Mar 4 2003 12:37AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
id look but dont touch
touch but dont kiss
kiss but dont fuck
fuck but dont stop
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 4 2003 2:06PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
the pierced nipple pics are gone.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 4 2003 6:06PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
holy shit your right!


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 4 2003 6:16PM
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