Replying to Tour de Golden

So last weekend I went out with a couple of my buddies who graduate and rekindled an old event. The Tour De Golden, Here it is we go and get a bunch of shitty bikes and start the night off at 4 at coors brewery then the night begins. 10 different bars each with their own speciality. The race ends back at the house about a 5 mile journey. Who wins the Tour De golden? No one, everyone looses. My friend Brenner made it to bar 5 passed out and had to have his girlfriend pick him up it was great she was trying to load his bike in the trunk and he just grabed it and threw it into a dupster then puked. Just wondering if anyone else ever has drinking events?