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I cant stop shaking

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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
my pathetic emo story:
friday night we have a dance and i was making out with this girl much of the time. the next day i have a sore throat, didnt think too much of it since i didnt get much sleep that night. sunday i wake up and i ached like no other. as the day went on i got sicker and sicker. by 3 oclock i have a fever of 103 and i go to bed. i slept until like 11 and i had to get up and do my fucking ap physics cause my teacher doesnt care how sick you are, if the work isnt in on time, no credit. (my friend was in the hospital for a weekend and he didnt make an exception). so i go home after physics and slept all day now i am trying to study for my big physics test tomorrow but i feel like shit and i cant stop shaking. i have slept 20 of the last 30 hours and i thin that girl at the dance gave me strep. the end
Mar 6 2006 9:07PM
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Bloom.
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 13,241
cool story man
Mar 6 2006 9:09PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
tell the teacher to fuck off and relaxe. you can do it another time. your sick.
Mar 6 2006 9:10PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
good story. Its against the law for you to not get time to finish your work tho.
Mar 6 2006 9:10PM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137
fight her and get her pregnant
Mar 6 2006 9:10PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
dude i just got the exact same thing. i was sick for 6 straight days and im never sick. youre screwed
Mar 6 2006 9:11PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
good
Mar 6 2006 9:12PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
choke a bitch
Mar 6 2006 9:13PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
mono?
Mar 6 2006 9:19PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
throw a sloth at your teacher for not letting you do your work later, and throw a sloth at that stupid girl for giving you bochalism.
Mar 6 2006 9:22PM
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Christian_Schum
Posts: 354 - Karma: 82
bust a cap in her ass
Mar 6 2006 9:24PM
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milkdud951
Posts: 960 - Karma: 21
make out w/ ur teacher (to give him the strep, not out of homo-eroticity (sp?)), and then force him to grade the tests while beating him with a machete
Mar 6 2006 9:58PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
you wouldnt come down with mono syptoms that quickly, if it is mono its not from her
Mar 6 2006 10:38PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Or, he got really sick from something else, say food? or perhaps some bad water?
Mar 6 2006 10:40PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
i would go off on the teacher if i was you. let him know how big of a flaming douschbag he is
Mar 6 2006 10:42PM
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AMcCraw
Posts: 845 - Karma: 703
tell the teacha to go fuckin go fuck his boyfriend
Mar 6 2006 10:47PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
salp that bitch in the face with your dick
Mar 6 2006 10:49PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
cool story hansel
Mar 6 2006 10:51PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
whip out the cock and proceed to cock slap both of their asses
Mar 7 2006 1:22AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
you are obsessed with sloths.
Mar 7 2006 3:46AM
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BurkeSter
Posts: 963 - Karma: 10
walk up to the chick you made out with be like hey... how you doing then punch her in the throat and walk away
Mar 7 2006 9:05AM
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DanyeW420
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
hopefully you dont contract mouth herpes


put some of dat in your ass
Mar 7 2006 1:39PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
well, if u want my professional advice, your teachers a whore
Mar 7 2006 4:42PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
sounds like you have mono man, no joke. you need to go to the doc ASAP
Mar 7 2006 4:53PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
Mono sucks! Ask me, really, I'd know.

The lesson here is don't dance. Because dancing leads to kissing and kissing leads to mono/strep/the dark side.

Throw another sloth at that teacher for me. Just for fun.
Mar 7 2006 4:56PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Damn dude that sucks, it sounds like genital herpes of the throat. Good luck with that shit.
Mar 7 2006 4:56PM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
that sucks like soooo god damn much man
Mar 7 2006 4:58PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
Find the girl. Smack her.
Mar 7 2006 5:03PM
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rossiscratch04
Posts: 680 - Karma: 10
doesnt sound like strep, i think its mono
Mar 7 2006 6:37PM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
lick your paper a bunch and sneeze on it and shit. make it full of disease and hand it in.
Mar 7 2006 7:07PM
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Am.Aaron
Posts: 443 - Karma: 22
throw up on the floor/test paper and as soon as you hand it in, leave. but make up a note saying something like, I, Mr.Asshole, confirm that I have recieved Mr.Strepthroat's test paper on March 18 2006 or something like that. then he has to mark it and can't deny you handed it in. you win.
Mar 7 2006 7:10PM
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Tulley.
Posts: 825 - Karma: 10
hahaha ya dude, i got mad sick the other day. i had a fever and was puking, but im good now
Mar 7 2006 7:12PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
you couldnt get it overnight
Mar 7 2006 7:14PM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
fuck the bitch, knock 'er and drop 'er.
Mar 7 2006 7:17PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
sounds like a nice virus (or strep). you still have it in your system so make sure you find away to infect that bitch of a teacher
Mar 7 2006 7:18PM
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Bees_Knees
Posts: 784 - Karma: 26
thats what i was thinking. The kissing disease
Mar 7 2006 7:41PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
yeah that would suck if u had mono
Mar 7 2006 7:41PM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
you took spin's icon i believe.

but yeah cock slap their asses. that teacher is a major dick for not making an exception.
Mar 7 2006 7:46PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS ,AIIIIIDDSSSS
Mar 7 2006 7:47PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
sounds like mono too me
fuck yur teacher with any luck she'll stab herself in the back 5 times and throw herself into the hudson
Mar 7 2006 7:47PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
im saying you hava mono. cuz when you do you sleep alot
Mar 7 2006 7:49PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
if thats the case seek medical help!
Mar 7 2006 7:52PM
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strato144
Posts: 869 - Karma: 10
mono sucks...i had it a couple years ago..makes you worthless all you want to do is sleep
Mar 7 2006 8:20PM
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