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ever have sex with your skis?

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scottkovtun
Posts: 453 - Karma: 104
kinda curious. some kid told me on the hill last year that he fell deeply in love with his oakley goggles and then came the skis. i guess its ok too, because my very own pair of twinnies turn me on...so i guess its acceptable...



















prins was that you?
burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
Sep 26 2001 11:42PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
I would, but my antidogmas are playing hard to get...
May 5 2009 10:29AM
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
same with my bents
May 5 2009 11:16AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
thanks Ski_Instructo...for the new quote
May 5 2009 11:22AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Dude, sounds like you need some viagra.
May 5 2009 11:45AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703

i slept wioth my capita stairmaster extreme the first night i bought it his season

it has a half-naked girl on it, so i thought it would be appropiate, the new wdges cut my arms up a bunch though

this thread is old as tits....

May 5 2009 11:46AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896

Ah man, 9 year old thread.  The coffee hasn't kicked in yet.  I figure I'll save you guys the trouble:

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May 5 2009 11:54AM
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Fev4ng
Posts: 225 - Karma: 62
Posting in the oldest thread on the forum.
Jun 14 2009 11:51AM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
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Jun 14 2009 11:52AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Upon reflection, I have mounted lots of skis.  Shit, I'm a slut.
Jun 14 2009 12:24PM
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MoistAbode
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 37
i did that with my disorderlys for a few nights hahaha
Jun 14 2009 12:29PM
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asian_andy
Posts: 830 - Karma: 61
O yeah. well did you share a pillow with your ski. and then bring it breakfast with waxing juice? or give it a edge detune bath?? dont thinks so. did it wit my armada thalls.
Jun 14 2009 12:48PM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,602
i just got a new pair of chronics and i carry them where ever i go in my house...
Jun 14 2009 1:00PM
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 964
why was the first thread posted deleted? seems like a pretty damn big mile stone to me.
Jun 14 2009 1:25PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
i saw my freind at the hill and said where r your goggles? and he was like it was so strange... I woke up and got all my stuff and i grabbed my goggles and there waas a bunch of white stuff on them and i didnt wash it off a cause i didnt want to get my eyes preggo.
Jun 14 2009 4:17PM
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the-big-lepowski
Posts: 1212 - Karma: 541
so true, you must rememba there canna be no hubba hubba if there isn't no rubba.  Regardless of how curvacious the sidecut is
Jun 14 2009 5:42PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
me to i carried them when i went around the house and sat on the couch with them and put them next to when i slept for the first few days
Jun 14 2009 6:36PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
oldest thread evarrrr!
Jun 14 2009 7:10PM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
yay
Jun 15 2009 5:48PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
waht
Jun 15 2009 5:51PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
this thread is old as shit

and im posting in it





epic.
Jun 15 2009 6:36PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
i lold
Jun 15 2009 7:24PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
gonna have to claim this post
Jun 15 2009 7:34PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
bumb
Jun 27 2009 10:35PM
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garrets
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 60
i did my dynastars all the time but then got tired and cheated on them with lines but then got them pregnant and ruined them by pushing them down a flight of stairs...
Jun 27 2009 10:38PM
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Mr_Orange
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 154
a freind of a friend of a friend of mine was doing his skis and one of the bindings snapped down on his dick... which is why I've learnt to control the erge
Jun 28 2009 2:10AM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
lol
Jun 28 2009 2:12AM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
dude i would never have sex with my skis
Jul 5 2009 6:52PM
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AEROPLAEHN
Posts: 1353 - Karma: 192
ive made out w/ my skis
Jul 5 2009 6:57PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117

who didnt ??

/ oldest thread evaaaa

Jul 5 2009 7:27PM
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homegirll
Posts: 75 - Karma: 80
having sex with your skis would kind of hurttt
Jul 5 2009 9:11PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14489 - Karma: 10,641
I get excited every night when the last sight i see is my Elizabeth(s)
Jul 5 2009 9:20PM
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the-big-lepowski
Posts: 1212 - Karma: 541
the second year's lizzie?  with the naked chick?  one of my favorite graphics ever
Jul 6 2009 1:17PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
oh i def. have.
Jul 6 2009 9:46PM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
TTT, oldest active thread on NS
Aug 12 2009 2:29PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
i was looking for it too
Aug 23 2009 8:21PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
I plan on my NIP Lizzes once I buy them.
Aug 23 2009 8:34PM
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nigpuss
Posts: 157 - Karma: 711
haha. i cut of my little buddy with my skis
Aug 23 2009 9:07PM
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nigpuss
Posts: 157 - Karma: 711
haha. i cut of my little buddy with my skis
Aug 23 2009 9:08PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
I got my pipe cleaners pregnant /claim
Aug 23 2009 9:12PM
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butteredjohnson
Posts: 558 - Karma: 113
ok..... i guess this is confession time....

i hope this doesnt make me gay but...

i had jsut got my armada codas and i decided to expirement with them sooo long story short... ive been shitting pancakes ever since...
Aug 23 2009 10:06PM
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Bodeau.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 48
Dang hes really thought about this. I actually think he is serious now.
Aug 23 2009 11:38PM
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
ow?
Aug 24 2009 2:02AM
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
ow?
Aug 24 2009 2:02AM
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CreamSteez.
Posts: 299 - Karma: 81
having sex with your skis is like having sex with a rino that doesnt love you any more
Aug 24 2009 12:43PM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
Uh.............

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Aug 24 2009 12:51PM
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steveyp
Posts: 166 - Karma: 12
The Chronics are so stiff they could probably fuck you if they wanted to
Aug 24 2009 1:05PM
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Blue-Name
Posts: 21 - Karma: 7
sex is a bad word!
Aug 24 2009 1:07PM
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Notorious_LMP
Posts: 145 - Karma: 30
Oldest.Thread.Ever.
Nov 17 2009 10:04PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
i would of my dick wouldnt get hurt.
Nov 17 2009 11:06PM
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