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ever have sex with your skis?

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scottkovtun

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Ridiculous

kinda curious. some kid told me on the hill last year that he fell deeply in love with his oakley goggles and then came the skis. i guess its ok too, because my very own pair of twinnies turn me on...so i guess its acceptable...

prins was that you?
burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.

Sep 26 2001 11:42PM

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rudager

Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624

Karma: 4,624

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Crazy Fool

Scissor?

Feb 5 2008 10:17PM

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Abes2009

Posts: 1144 - Karma: 58

Karma: 58

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Insane

im not wasting my time reading all your posts, but you need to stop posting in this thread and get a life and a girl

Feb 5 2008 10:22PM

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skibum311

Posts: 277 - Karma: 10

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Loner

if thinking about skiing while you're having sex counts.... yeah i have multiple times. my ski's are pretty sexy anyway.

Feb 5 2008 10:22PM

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i-like-skiing

Posts: 49 - Karma: 10

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Lame

i tried once and my edge cut my dick and i had to get 6 stiches

Feb 6 2008 9:27PM

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TOAST.

Posts: 7478 - Karma: 35,989

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Crazy Fool

Once i fell and the think that you push down to realese your boot went into by anus and it hurt.

Feb 6 2008 9:59PM

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grifter

Posts: 933 - Karma: 102

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Insane

I licked my edges once, (curiosity) and my fucking tongue got stuck to it, so I kinda pretended I was kissing it, while all the time I was trying to warm up the metal around my tongue so I wouldn't have to rip my tongue off, but then some German guy pushed me and I slipped and I had a fat of piece of my tongue left on my ski - let this be a lesson to you all only lick your skis when your indoors...

Feb 6 2008 10:06PM

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rudager

Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624

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Crazy Fool

im(and my are friends sometimes) always caught sucking on the nose of my ski in the lift line

Feb 6 2008 10:17PM

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UNREAL

Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23

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Addict

that wasnt a joke

Feb 6 2008 10:24PM

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-dAvE-

Posts: 677 - Karma: 74

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Ridiculous

would u fuck like a piece of the binding or jsut squeese ur dick with botch bases? VERY weird dude....

Feb 9 2008 7:39PM

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skoganskier101

Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14

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Addict

my only question is why?

Feb 9 2008 9:15PM

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popNfresh44

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Karma: 44

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Addict

can someone please kill this thread

Feb 9 2008 9:51PM

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Hovan

Posts: 664 - Karma: 30

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Ridiculous

you ruined my life when you violated my sweet thangs

Feb 9 2008 11:37PM

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THEDICKBUTCHER

Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673

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Addict

bump.

Feb 10 2008 2:38AM

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Sir_SkrillALot

Posts: 1736 - Karma: 668

Karma: 668

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Insane

2nd thread bump!!!

May 14 2008 10:50PM

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Travisdurtschi

Posts: 28 - Karma: 33

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Lame

i went hot tubing with my skis once .... but my twins had a comp the next morning so they wanted to sleep. damn i was so close too i had the bubbles and kenny g tape in the stero too

May 14 2008 11:15PM

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grifter

Posts: 933 - Karma: 102

Karma: 102

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Insane

so close dude, just persevere, Kenny G was a damn fine choice, try getting them a bit drunk first, maybe drizzle some Jack Daniels over them....

May 15 2008 1:01PM

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~Manlenium~

Posts: 43 - Karma: 11

Karma: 11

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Lame

If you Wax on....You must Wax off.

May 20 2008 5:49AM

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joeydude

Posts: 150 - Karma: 48

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Pro

i guesse you just hold you your skis together then slide your dick between the 2 basses.

twin tip skis=they take it in the butt

rockered skis=major whore, totally loose!

May 20 2008 11:15AM

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Manlenium

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Ridiculous

Use hot wax as lube.

May 22 2008 1:14AM

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mski

Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803

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No Life

awesome....bumper

May 22 2008 1:21AM

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tjski

Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44

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No Life

pshhh your soo wrong...

just after a tune is the best time to get "lucky" with your skis.

May 22 2008 1:42AM

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Literature

Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085

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Crazy Fool

The things my poor roommate has to listen to...

May 22 2008 2:14AM

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jsaya_SagStraps

Posts: 1840 - Karma: 29

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Insane

i wanted 2 bump the oldest thread.. yup

Jul 2 2008 3:30AM

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wintersway

Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128

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No Life

i was wondering how long it would be until i saw this again...
lot of good post in here recently

Jul 2 2008 12:20PM

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Malcolm

Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451

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Post Whore

hahahaha!

Jul 2 2008 4:41PM

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KarmaSkiier

Posts: 461 - Karma: 6

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Ridiculous

if skis have an "opening" i dont know about someone please inform me

Jul 2 2008 9:14PM

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E.C.

Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319

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Addict

word haha this years jon olssons

Jul 2 2008 10:15PM

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Celone

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Insane

not until you're thirteen son......

Jul 2 2008 10:23PM

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Celone

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Insane

shit nevermind its 12

Jul 2 2008 10:24PM

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Karcher

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Addict

every damn day nigga

Jul 2 2008 10:49PM

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slaydave

Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62

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Insane

welllllll if u were a girrrl and have look bindings........ ok ive gone too far

Jul 2 2008 10:54PM

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TWoods

Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,386

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Crazy Fool

you typed in "sex" in the searchbar didn't you?

perv.

Jul 2 2008 11:40PM

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jsaya_SagStraps

Posts: 1840 - Karma: 29

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Insane

actually no i didnt i saw a thread about wats the oldest thread and it happened like that. i bet u go on ns 2 find porn.

perv.

Jul 2 2008 11:51PM

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potato_man

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Addict

its true

Jul 3 2008 12:10AM

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Ballinbynature

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Newb

haha thats funny

Jul 3 2008 12:29AM

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FellowJibber

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Karma: 12

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Ridiculous

last season i broke my collarbone and i was tired of not skiing. and i watched a powder edit and i got a boner

Jul 3 2008 12:55AM

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Franny

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Addict

I'm going to give my skis core shots.

Jul 3 2008 2:14AM

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Skibumsmith

Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820

Karma: 11,820

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No Life

hell yeah you should use a condom. Who know what kind of skis your skis hang out with on the racks. I kissed my skis after I landed my first backflip. Never thought of having sex with them though. There's just something about a recently waxed and p-texed pair of twintips that's just beautiful though.

Jul 3 2008 2:46AM

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Skibumsmith

Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820

Karma: 11,820

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No Life

ha ha ha that's so true

Jul 3 2008 2:48AM

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