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ever have sex with your skis?
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kinda curious. some kid told me on the hill last year that he fell deeply in love with his oakley goggles and then came the skis. i guess its ok too, because my very own pair of twinnies turn me on...so i guess its acceptable...
prins was that you?
burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
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This is odd..... does it feel good? Cause I hear if it feels good you should do it.
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that was some funny stuff, why can't there be more scott's on this website? crazy mofo.
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so is servicing your skis like giving them a huge hand job with lube and a hot iron
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if you had a really small penis( like BP's) than you could use line skis that come pre drilled.....
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hahaha i love oldschool bumped threads
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i often lube up my goggles and have sweet sweet love with them
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Iv been trying to convince girls to have sex with my scratchs for atleast 3 years now. So far no takes... but i dont get it... They have dildo bindings, and i feel like it couldnt hurt.
Sharpy and I have somekinda long standing bet or dare or something, i cant remember what, but the first one of us to get a girl to fuck our ski's wins. Maybe when we own our sex toy company, One of the products will be a ski. who knows.... the shadow knows...
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ok, elaberate on this subject
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my skis dont have holes in them and the edges are sharp. whoever does that is soo gay
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i have never done anything remotely sexual with my skis... ha haha hahahahaha
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i've slept im my bed with my skis
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go ahead....fuck ur skis...slice ur tool up a little its all good, the most ive ever done is kiss my skis in the morning before i head to the moutain
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DO NOT HAVE SEXY WITH YOUR GOGGLES, you wear those on your face, kidding me?
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weird i thought this said 'do you have sex with your sis?'
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id ski rather thna have sex
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i dont think the creator of this thread is even around anymore
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Sleep with my skiis? ...All the time, although I don't think they love me the way I love them.
Sharp edges = pain.
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What's on your mind?!
Sorry guys, I HAD to revive this. Too gold.
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i slept with both pairs fo my skis the night i got them...but thas all we raelly did...nothing physical just sleep...:-(
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i just got a pair of surfaces, and i wish i could have sex with them. they are incredible
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yea of course i drilled a hole in it to penetrate it. after i was done i realised i ruined my ski...
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YEY!
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no, but I've kissed my snowboard and sometimes my snowboard/skis sleep in my bed.......
that is all
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hahahaahha best signature ever!
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i came on my scratches faces...
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i ALMOST made out with my new skis
just kidding...
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good to see this thread, ah the memories.
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hahah umm i know of a place ;)
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what is the point of this thread
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®thought it would be funnyer
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Yah man twelve days a night... twelve times a night
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never have and dont know how well that would worl edges rnt fun haha
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