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ever have sex with your skis?
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kinda curious. some kid told me on the hill last year that he fell deeply in love with his oakley goggles and then came the skis. i guess its ok too, because my very own pair of twinnies turn me on...so i guess its acceptable...
prins was that you?
burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
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I've never had sex with my skis but I'll try. Shell I use condoms?
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no silly goose. you don't literally have sex with your skis. you just pretend you get your skis pregnant. i would never suggest you normally think this way about the opposite sex....but this is an acception because if you get your skis pregnant you can have babies...that way you never need to buy skis again....so if your very first pair breaks....you will become insest........
did i spell THAT WRONG??
'TELL MY WHY!
AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE.....
TELL ME WHY.....AINT NOTHING MISTAKE....
TELL ME WHY.....I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY......................THAT I WANT IT THAT WAY...........!
AND I WANT IT THAT WAY....
i give you a word
i am a nerd...
buttercup
pumpink pie
eat
something
bad
and
you
will
cry
live
up
to
your
dreams
and
make
yourself
ten hut captain spanky
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My skis are lucky enough to have sex with me.
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I used too do it twice a day but my girlfriend told me that she was going to leave me if I continued to do it soo.....
I do it only once a day.
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prins... i know exactly what your talking about. but there are no more three somes...now they are turning into hugeomungo orgies. just wait till i come up for your comp. even your computer will want to join in......
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH BABY!
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I love my skis, so cool...
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Mountains
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scott remeber that one time when we hooked up and I brought 2 pairs of skis and you brought your powairs. wow that was a good time. I duno but I think your sticks have some practice on mine. just wait because we have been working and I htink mine are going to be better than your's next time. I mean how cna you beat a 3 some.
-paul
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to bad my skis already had your's. Looks like they have a little secret from you. ohhhhhhhhh bad skis. I heard that they were great too, taught mine a few new moves.
-Paul
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You know if you hire skis you can be like a major ski slut, trouble is you don't know who's had them before you!
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Stay away from Demo skis!! That is all.
-Matt
'If there's grass on the field then play ball.'
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Thats ok Prins. I had a little talk with my babies and apparently they say that your skis are kinda 'small' if you know what I mean..
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AHAHAHA! Good one Bag o'tricks
-Matt
'If there's grass on the field then play ball.'
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why is this post still going!?!?!?!
*im former machete*
~Chris
'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling and such and such' - homer simpson
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coz it's freakin' funny, that's why!
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thats gay
This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
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U guys are all sick.
If you are that desperate, use your hand or a blow up doll. LoL
I have decided to live forever or die in the attempt
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before the season starts i keep them next to my bed
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even tho this is a really old thread, its still fucking halarious.
whatta great thread.
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I got a boner when I saw the first scratches, the one with the naked lady on them
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skis dont really turn me on, its more of the boys that are on the skis that turn me on
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Friend of mine did it with his Seth Pistols..... oh... guess that makes him gay then. Ill do it with a pair of MissDemeanours(spelling?)
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This thread is fucking weird. Scott should head to an insane asylum.
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this is the 2nd thread ever on ns
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something in the ski gabber
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well i fell today comin off a box and my looy p12s kinda went somwhere i want comfortable with.
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CALLED ROBBIN CUDLESWORTH or some shit.
but no its not kyle
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ahhhhhh i hope that doesnt happen to me with my p12s
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this is like the first thread created ever
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^ haha it is.
This is so lame tho. i read this one post in there about getting your skis pregnant... wat an ass
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the second actually. but it's fucking old. and funny as hell
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This should be an interesting question to all the girls that have rossi or look bindings.
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The relationship between me and my skis is a friend only relationship.
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throwback...you know in celebration of the 100,000nsg
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i have sex with the holes that the screws for my bindings go. fits like a glove
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yeah thats some good ole days shit with yellowsnow4u, it would be awesome for him to post again just for shits and giggles but i doubt thats gonna happen, i do miss his posts though
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if thas you thing, then whatever...just make sure its ok with the skis too
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i would sleep with then for sure
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hhahaa ahhhhhhh i couldnt agree more with you
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my basketball team thinks im gay because i said i would rather ski than hook up with hot girls, but i dont think i would have sex with an inatimate object
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all ive done is sleep with my skis
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a little kiss now and then doesn't hurt anyone...
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