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HOW TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A CANADIAN

You're not offended by the term 'HOMO MILK'.
You understand the phrase 'Could you passme a serviette, I just dropped my poutine on the chesterfield.'

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean,'party at the camp, eh!!!'
You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays (not vacation), with good cigars and no Americans.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You cried when you heard that 'Mr. Dress Up' died.
You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that Mike Myers, Shania Twain, Jim Carrey &
more are Canadians.

You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

You know what a touque is.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
pronounced
Zed.'
You live in a house with no front step, but the door is one meter
up from the ground.
Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but
requires 6
pages for hockey.
You know that the four seasons means: winter, still winter, almost
winter,
and roadwork.
You know that when it's 30 degrees outside, it's the warmest day
of the year.
You understand the Labatt Blue Commercials
You know how to pronounce and spell 'Saskatchewan'

You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada.'

You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

'Eh?' is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more
polite than'Huh?'



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