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Why i hate 1 footers + advice needed
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well i tried a one footer and tore my acl, so that really sucks. so now ive got an immobilizer on my knee and mobility is tough. showering was a trying ordeal, and pissing isnt too bad. however i have yet to attempt defacation. i cant even sit in a chair without propping my leg up, so how the hell am i gonna shit?? so does anyone have tips for me, i really gotta drop one but i cant figure out what to do with my leg.
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idk about your leg but all i gotta say is the skiing god were vengeful upon you. they dont apprectiate one footers. they embarass teh gods
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fastslides are dope. onefooters do suck. i dunno man, buy one of those shower seats for old women, and use it as a footrest
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go fuck yourself and defecate on your leg while standing around
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grab some Depends from the store my man.
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ye just rest ur leg on a chair like u do when ur resting it as usual only fifference is now u taking a dump
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or prop it up on a stool or something.
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take a shit hile standing on your head then
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pun intended?
rob told me thats a bummmmer tom hope surgery goes well.....as for shitting wheni broke my leg a while back you just gotta prop it up
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i was gonna say what she said, but then i realized the double meaning of stool, and knew i could count on the ns community to point it out.
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well i tried it and it went mostly well. at first i just tried to sit far back and prop it up on the toilet seat. that worked for the actual dumping, but wiping was near impossible. i ended up taking off the brace and attempting a normal (but off balance) position. at times i was forced to wipe unnatural, which is far more difficult than spinning unnatural. i got shit on my hands, had an imperfect wipe, and accidentaly dipped my hand in shit water at one point, but at least i got it out.
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man i know how you feel.
we had a tub beside our toliet so i could put my leg up and sit on the toliet semi-normal...so damn awkward
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all you have to do is stand up and poop into a funnel
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gross..well now u now how retards feel
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