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Skiing/newschoolers religion
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ive got a school project for religious studies and it is that we have to create our own religion. i thought i would do it on skiing or newschoolers. any of u got any good ideas about sacred texts, places or people of worship or any thing that i could include in this religion??
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its just a fucking joke so say w.e u like
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FREEZE R.I.P
the skiers bible
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seth mo = god
whistler/mammoth/chamonix/jackson = mecca
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I had to do something similar to this in my Anthropology class last year but instead we had to create our own culture. My buddy and I created the Diablians, a warrior culture based off of the amazing pc game, Diablo II: Lord of Destruction. It was pretty neat since the teacher had played that game before, he thought we were huge dorks though.
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make sure you have Pep be Jesus.
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I dont think you should have a jesus, its too unoriginal.
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hes not jesus, he is a prophet sent but the almighty seth
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have a person be buddha....maybe simon dumont because hes happy and small?
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have like the ten commandments of skiing.
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yes, Seth most definitely is God... in real life. i pray to him every Sunday, but that's a different subject altogether.
i'd say make FREEZE the holy book, everyone has to wear a special hat (preferably with the biggest pom possible), Jon, Pep, Candide, and Sage are all prophets, and the holiest of the holy are the PPP (because they're just shibby, yo). the hymns that must be sung can be found in ski movies.
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Ooooh, you guys are screwing us all over. I don't think Ullr would appreciate not being mentioned in a thread about religions relating to the snow.
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Yes.
And on the 8th day, Seth proclaimed "LET THERE BE GNAR TO SHRALP, AND WEDGE SHAPED THINGS-MADE-OF-SNOW TO DO STEEZEY AERIAL MANEOUVERS OVER"
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And on the 9th day, he created the drink for all ski bums to enjoy: PBR! Yes, I did have to go there.
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fuck you all, POLLARD had better be at least a disciple
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i was just going to mention pollard. you beat me to it. bitch. pollard has to be like a semi god.
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I KNOW!....pollard can be like a hermes...messaneger of the gods/god.
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you need some sort of dark lord...i dunno...could be ATLANTASKI, seeing as he was banished from the heaven of newschoolers to the purgatory of MySpace
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Tanner and the C-Crew. hahahaha, actually, they'd probably think that was funny.
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Every person who doesn't ski/enjoys warm weather/doesn't believe in global warming. I put out my nomination for G-Dubya.
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yea. Or a prophet or something. OH MAn, thats it. He is a PROPHET
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Park skiing is the new edgy extremist sect (protestants), with bc being the old guard (orthodox).
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I praise "I put on my robe and wizard hat" thread.
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thats so perfect.pollard was made for this.this is his day of glory. he will be crowned/blessed/baptizes/prophetized as....Pollard the Prophet.
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Awkward chairlift conversations with people you don't like are hereby reffered to as "meditation".
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1. though shall shred the gnar
2. though shall with-hold proper ski etiquette
3. though shall ski park only when no pow
4. though shall do cool manuevers
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5.though shall show respect for your fellow freeskiers
6. though shall help any freeskier in need.
7. though shall never pussy out.
8. though shall give'er
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god: eric pollard
jesus: pep fujas
bible: freeskier (would be freeze, but...)
noah: seth morrison
ark: k2 seth vicious
moses: candide thovex
deciples: sammy carlson, jacob wester, and all those other under 20 up and comers
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where does tanner fit into this order...
worshipper?
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cory vanular is a deciple
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yes he is. he fits into that category.
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ooooh, can we skip school on 12 inch+ days, like us jews and ramadan?
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All the racers who wont convert to twintips will be slaves.
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yes and we get to hitthem with ski poles to force them to...make more twins?
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no way.... Though is permitted to skip school 2 days a week, if there is more than 3 inches of snow, though can skippeth more
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Why is this skiing religion based ONLY on christianity? seems like there's plenty of other religions with some rad things to offer.
For instance, comparing Tanner to Buddha. Tanner decided to embark on a fast from competing, and focus only on filming, as to attain the true path of Enlightenment. (based on buddha's however-long meditation biznatch)
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dont forget PC and tha Utah area.
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people already compared simon dumont to buddha cuz he is short and happy ahaha plus they compared it to like islam, they said that mammoth and pc and aspen were mecca.
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