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Dangleberries

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Loner

So, who gets these? It sucks hard when you get back from a sweaty day of skiing and youve got a few dingles holding on for dear life the whole ride home.

My mom told me you could use baby wipe tissues maybe, but that seems to just make things worse..

Anyone know any way to prevent this? Thanks

Mar 4 2006 8:23PM

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Crazy Fool

What the fuck?

Mar 4 2006 8:24PM

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Addict

you talk to your mom about dingleberries?

wtf

Mar 4 2006 8:28PM

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Addict

its dingleberries... queer

Mar 4 2006 8:29PM

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Loner

no, its dangleberries... queer

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dangleberry

Mar 4 2006 8:31PM

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Crazy Fool

hahah dingleberris remind me of dingo

Mar 4 2006 8:32PM

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Addict

trim your butt hair?

Mar 4 2006 8:34PM

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No Life

its both, ive also heard dillberries

Mar 4 2006 8:35PM

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Loner

ok, so apparently rubbing alcohol after a shower in the morning helps stop this. anyone tried putting rubbing alcohol in thier ass with good results?

Mar 4 2006 8:40PM

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Insane

^wait, is this kid serious??

Mar 4 2006 8:43PM

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wow. this is not a good idea

Mar 4 2006 8:50PM

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Nope, dingleberries.

Everyone I know (and everyone in the correct state of mind) call is dingleberry. Even my mom said DING-LE-BERRY once lol

Mar 4 2006 9:04PM

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Crazy Fool

FUck kid, just wash your ass and wipe like you're supposed to.

Mar 4 2006 9:05PM

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Insane

^yeah really, and honestly no need to share your nastiness (sp)

Mar 4 2006 9:08PM

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yea fuckin sick
WIPE UR ASS!
u cant get dinglberries if theres no shit to cling!

Mar 4 2006 9:10PM

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Addict

BAHAHAHA! Wash your ass

Mar 4 2006 9:14PM

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Crazy Fool

theres a song in tony hawk three called wash yo ass i think

Mar 4 2006 9:26PM

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^yeah by the gorillas i believe

Mar 4 2006 9:54PM

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Crazy Fool

Its by Del. And its called If You Must.

Mar 4 2006 9:56PM

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^good call

Mar 4 2006 9:56PM

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Loner

good song

Mar 4 2006 11:00PM

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anyway i solved my problem with the alcohol.. it burns a bit but gets the job done. thankgs guys

Mar 4 2006 11:01PM

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Crazy Fool

next time, try gasoline. Then drink some.

Mar 4 2006 11:03PM

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No Life

bite the bullet and be a man.

Mar 4 2006 11:06PM

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Crazy Fool

ive never had that problem. im still kind of confused as to what it is. just a peice of shit hanging off your ass?

Mar 4 2006 11:10PM

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No Life

heres what i do:
1. shower every day
2. wipe my ass properly.

works for me, try it sometimes. i dont need to use rubbing alcohol and baby wipes, but if you do, thats cool.

Mar 4 2006 11:11PM

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Loner

yeah, but showering is a pain.. i usually go 10 or so days between

Mar 4 2006 11:15PM

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DuckFool (83 posts) : NS GOD

Mar 4 2006 11:18PM

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Lame

this is obviously ur problem

Mar 4 2006 11:19PM

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Crazy Fool

how about you just wipe your ass after you take a shit. seriously its not that hard.

Mar 4 2006 11:20PM

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Loner

dude, i DO, but sometimes, nature gets the best of you.

Mar 4 2006 11:29PM

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Crazy Fool

Nature may get the best of you, but nature does not get the best of any sanitary person. Dirty bastard.

Mar 4 2006 11:35PM

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Insane

baby wipes are like wiping your ass with fine silk

Mar 4 2006 11:36PM

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Insane

hahaha holy shit i was laughing so hard it hurt when i read that

Mar 5 2006 12:50AM

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Crazy Fool

NOPE DINGLEBERRIES!! YOU'RE WRONG QUEER!!

plus you're queer for making this thread in the first place

Mar 5 2006 9:16PM

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No Life

BAD IDEA!

remember the thread a while back about the kid that did that, very bad idea

Mar 5 2006 9:18PM

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Loner

Its impotant to practice good higeine
at least if you wanna run with my team...

you smell like a terd
its ubserd!

that one?

Mar 5 2006 9:20PM

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Addict

TRIM not shave.

Mar 5 2006 9:22PM

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No Life

Haha thats a good song

Mar 5 2006 9:27PM

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