I wake up to puke on my door

well, at about 2 or 230, i woke up to banging on my door. i thought it was my friends, so i got up and threw on some shorts and a shirt, then i heard a dry heave and what sounded like water being splashed on my door. fuck, i thought, someone just threw up on my goddamn door. so i open it up and there's a kid down my hall laying on the steps right outside my door, and fresh puke on my door, on the floor, and basically everywhere.

the RA on duty at the time was doing her laundry and came out to find puke everywhere and him basically passed out on the steps. so she starts bitching at his friend like crazy, going how much did he drink, is he going to be ok, yada, yada. then out of nowhere, the kid jumps up and points at her, and screams, "GET BACK TO YOUR CABIN, HAG!"

everyone outside is just like wtf? and he just starts going off at the RA, calling her a hag and how she was evil and how she tricked red robin. so eventually, campus security comes to our building and start to try to calm things down, but as they walked towards him, he just screamed as loud as he could and tried to take a swing at one of the guys, so they had to wrestle him to the ground, even though he was biting and kicking and scratching, and he grabbed one of the guys hats and tried to tear it apart. eventually, they got him down and brought him out to their golf cart and drove away.

well, this morning, i was talking to him and he said that he had washed down nearly 5g of mush with some alcohol. i was like holy shit. he thought that our RA was an old hag, and that the security guys were coming to get his soul and sell it to the devil. turns out that they just thought he was drunk, and let him come down in their office. even though it sucked that i had to clean up the puke(campus security helped me), i was so glad i woke up to witness it all.