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CMUSkiFreak
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ok i dunno if this has ever been done before but i think it could be fun. someone posts a trivia question/riddle and when someone knows the answer they reply and post a question themselves and so on. ok i will start off with an easy one...
what is the name of the bond movie that doesnt have connery, moore, dalton, or brosnan in it?
Gotta Love The Midwest
Feb 13 2003 5:04PM
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Jib_This
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On her Majesty's secret Service
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Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01
ur a dumb shit
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
Feb 13 2003 5:23PM
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Jib_This
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In keeping with the bond theme...
In Dr. No, Bond is handed his firt Walther PPK. What gun was he using before?(bonus points for whoever figures out why he had it taken away)
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Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01
ur a dumb shit
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
Feb 13 2003 5:26PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you want a riddle??? k a man goes to work everyday,and everytime he goes home hes greeted with a man in a mask
Feb 13 2003 5:28PM
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lizziebeth
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they're playing baseball. the man in the mask is the umpire.

fred is laying dead on the floor. there's water and broken glass around him. how did he die?

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Word of the day: cerebration ser-uh-BRAY-shun
noun; The act or product of thinking; the use of the power of reason; mental activity; thought.
Feb 13 2003 6:32PM
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Jib_This
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fred is a fish, and the bowl fell and broke, explaining the water and glass all around him...someone smart come up with the next riddle, cuz I suck...
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Message from: NewO
Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01
ur a dumb shit
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
Feb 13 2003 6:37PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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what begins with c, ends in t and has a u-n in the middle?



Listen to Bob Marley
Feb 13 2003 6:40PM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
how many letters are in the alphabet?

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-Rise Against

Word of the day: cerebration ser-uh-BRAY-shun
noun; The act or product of thinking; the use of the power of reason; mental activity; thought.
Feb 13 2003 6:45PM
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bigskia
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the hardest riddle ever (unless you know it)

One day Mike dies and God isn't sure whether to send him to heavon or hell. So he decides to give him a test. Mike is set down on a path that has a fork. One side leads to hell and the other heaven. On each side their is a guy. The two guys are identical twins and brothers. The only difference is one always tells the truth while one always lies. W/ one question Mike needs to find out which way is to hell and which way is to heaven?

Good luck


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Feb 13 2003 7:15PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
can he ask both of the bros the same question? cuz if i see it my way here,he could just ask each of them if they lie?? i dunno man,im gonna smoke and then figure it out
Feb 13 2003 8:31PM
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l_KeViN_l
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k you ask the any of the guys what the other would say the heaven path is, if you get the guy that always lies he'll lie about the right way which the guy that always tells the truth will say. or if you get the guy that always tells the truth he'll say the wrong way because he'll tell the truth about what the liar would say.. so either way you go the opposite of what the guy said..


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
Feb 13 2003 8:38PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
if you were to ask to guy who tells the truth first, and hed say yes then ask the lying guy,he'll say yes then youd have to choose
Feb 14 2003 12:15AM
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Diabhal
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The question you ask is which road would the other guy go down
If you ask the good, honest guy, he'll point to the bad raod because the other brother is going to hell for lying
If you ask the bad brother, he'll point to the bad road because he's a liar


'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
Feb 14 2003 12:25AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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for the dr. no question: he had a beretta before, and he got the ppk because its smaller.

'You never hear Newt Gingrich say: Now why dont these hos just back up off me. I mean let a player play'
Feb 14 2003 1:16AM
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Jib_This
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ECFS Attitash is correct about Bond first having a Beretta, but he's missing something...aw forget it no one cares. The beretta jammed on him while on a mission, which resulted in him spending 6 months recovering in hospital, or something like that. As for the other riddle, I'm still thinking...
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Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01
ur a dumb shit
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
Feb 14 2003 1:33AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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yea but he also says something like 'its never failed me before...'

'You never hear Newt Gingrich say: Now why dont these hos just back up off me. I mean let a player play'
Feb 14 2003 12:15PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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ok the answer to the riddle is to ask them if they are brothers the one that lies will say no when really they are brothers.


Gotta Love The Midwest
Feb 14 2003 2:07PM
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Lateralis
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TRY THIS ONE! If train A leaves Chicago traveling 75mph heading south into a 25mph headwind and train B leaves St. Louis traveling 60 mph with 40mph winds at its back, what are they serving for dinner on both trains?
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?
Feb 14 2003 2:31PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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heres an oldie that most probably know, what starts with four legs then has two then ends with three?
Gotta Love The Midwest
Feb 14 2003 3:13PM
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lizziebeth
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lateralis: uh, nothing. it's not dinner time?
CMU: the answer is a human. four when it's a baby and it crawls, two when it can walk up right, and three when it's old and has a cane.

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-Rise Against

Word of the day: ludic LOO-dik
adjective; of or relating to play; characterized by play; playful.
Feb 14 2003 4:58PM
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five0
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in the valley of the green glass door.....theres green but no blue,theres stools but no chairs,theres walls but no windows,theirs hell but no heaven,theres trigger's but no guns...how?


i have a ton of these so ya might as weel just call me the master right now
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Feb 14 2003 5:19PM
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Lateralis
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heres one: theres 12 people,theyre all dead inside a cabin on the side of a mountain,how did they die???
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?
Feb 15 2003 2:57AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
plane crash...


how bout this its an easy one

theres a man in the middle of the field dead with a rock beside him?

whos the man and what rock is it
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Feb 15 2003 8:30AM
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Jib_This
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The man is a rock climber and the rock is the piece of rock face he was climbing that somehow slid off the face?
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Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01
ur a dumb shit
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
Feb 15 2003 8:03PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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a person, as a baby on all fours, a man on 2 legs, and old with a cane

the rock one, the rock was rotted, it was loose and broke

you know its a 70s porn that your watching cuz the guy has sideburns on his dong
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Feb 15 2003 8:18PM
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Lateralis
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theres so many of them out there and some are friggin impossible,five-o got mine tho,
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?
Feb 16 2003 10:12AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
the answer to mine was superman and kryptonite

new one:

another easy one...

a father and son get into a car accident and the ambulance takes the son to the emergency room while the father is fine...when the doctor see's the boy...the doctor says 'i cant work on this boy,hes my son'

how

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Feb 16 2003 11:17AM
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roswel
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the doctor is his mother.

try this one for size


I am The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.

what am I?




some cougar at jozo's-
'what do i have to do to get your friend to come home with me'
Feb 16 2003 11:26AM
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FalseTile
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You are standing in the middle of a room that has thick stone walls, no doors and no windows. All you have in the room with you is a wooden table and a saw. How do you get out?


'Whenever I wish that I had started skiing earlier in my life I stop for a moment and thank God that I didn't become a snowboarder.'
Feb 16 2003 11:34AM
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five0
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the answer to roswell's is 'E'
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Feb 16 2003 1:38PM
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five0
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easy one......theres a dead man laying in the middle of a field with an unopened box....how did he die and what is the box?
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Feb 16 2003 1:40PM
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Jib_This
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Hey falsetile, you didn't mention anythign about a ceiling, so I'm going to guess that you can somehow use the saw to cut up the table in such a way that you can use it to get over the wall and jump out.
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Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01
ur a dumb shit
'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'
Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
Feb 16 2003 5:37PM
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five0
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is he in a cave?
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Feb 16 2003 6:54PM
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jholer2
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is it a fed ex box that fell out of a plane that landed on him and killed him?
'Oh my god. it happened again. i got better looking' Boyd
Feb 17 2003 12:15AM
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timbojones
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this idea didnt work people arent answering the questions there only posting more it seems



Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
Feb 17 2003 12:20AM
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five0
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new rule..if you get it right you get to post a new one....and youre wrong but they did come from a plane
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Feb 17 2003 9:59AM
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FalseTile
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sorry i should have mentioned the ceiling, but the answer was you use the saw to cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole, you crawl out the hole.


'Whenever I wish that I had started skiing earlier in my life I stop for a moment and thank God that I didn't become a snowboarder.'
Feb 17 2003 11:10AM
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SkiFakie614
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Bastard! I knew the table one!

- Brian
Feb 17 2003 11:53AM
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five0
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mines not that hard..just think...jumped out of the plane..dead now...he has an unopened box...
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Feb 17 2003 12:07PM
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buck490
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Dies half its life
lives the rest
dances without music
breathes without breath
What is it??



~Jameson~
'So you don't wanna fish sandwich?'
-Leon Phelps
Feb 17 2003 2:40PM
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five0
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read my post..no new riddles till the last one is solved
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Feb 17 2003 2:48PM
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Lateralis
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a housefly? haha i dunno
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
Feb 17 2003 2:49PM
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CalgaryJibber
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five0 the box is a parachute, in a box... corn flakes?

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
Feb 17 2003 2:50PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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sorry i started the post should have tried to moderate it a little better,thanks for steppin in fiveo. so lets go with that and when you answer a riddle you get to start a new one, lets not let one riddle stay up for too long without an answer though, i am kinda suprised this caught on so lets keep it goin.
Gotta Love The Midwest
Feb 18 2003 1:22AM
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schlonginator
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ok ok here is the ULTIMATE REAL BRAIN TEASER!!! What word in the english dictionary ryhmes with orange?


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Feb 18 2003 4:44AM
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five0
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there is no word that rhymes with orange.

im in schlonginators sig!!! wahooo!!
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

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Feb 18 2003 9:38AM
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Whistlermann
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There also is no word that rimes with Purple
(unless you consider nurple a word)

Heres a tough one:

'Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.'


^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Feb 18 2003 9:55AM
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z_boarder914
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ahhhhhh, my brain hurts, to many hard questions!
word..


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Feb 18 2003 10:29AM
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Lateralis
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theres way more than 3 words in the english language,obviously
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
Feb 18 2003 10:41AM
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lizziebeth
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whistlerman: the answer is 'language'.

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'there's nothing simple when it comes to you and i
always something in this everchanging life
and it probably always will.'
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Feb 18 2003 11:17AM
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Lateralis
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what the hell?language dont end in gry
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

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Feb 18 2003 5:16PM
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