Replying to valentines day.. need help quick!

k, since i have no money right now, being in uni and broke as fuck, i'm making my gf coupons saying stuff like 'good for one massage' 'good for one shower together' etc... anyway, i need more ideas for coupons... so far it's only those two that i have... i'm screwed... help quick!!

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.