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16 things to do in a wal-mart
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1. Get 24 boxes of condo ms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling g uns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
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been posted, but still funny. im going to do all of those things before i die.
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hahahaha wow 15 and 16 are awesome
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That was hilarious i wanna try the pokemon one and the clothes one
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those are funny but none of my walmarts have auto departments.
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funny but its kinda played out
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i thought it was funny and im still laughing!!
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17. Stay away and avoid disease.
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theres lists that have like a 100
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hahaha that was pretty good.
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whenever my bro gets his oil changd there we just tool around doin stupid shit. such as:
-throwing a medicine ball untill you cant move your arms anymore
-go to the electronic section, put all hte radios on a station thats all static, turn them up as loud ad they go and put them all on a sleep timer for the same time.
-get the video cameras that are on display and pretend to videotape random people
-throw medicine balls at a row of bikes and see how many you can knock over
-have shopping cart races in the parking lot
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they left out the demolition derby with the old people carts
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other people wont even respond to those because they are so gay
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20. have bmx races through the clothing section
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i get all my fishing equipment at walmart,plus my buddy from nam can get me a discount,
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i dont really find those that funny or walmart specfic
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wouldnt want to forget those
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ask people to duel with wrapping paper tubes
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maybe its just you guys, but in my walmart there are like 500 employees and thhey would call secrurity and they would just be like what the fuck and cut off your head
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yea... i see immature kids do that in public places. I usually look at them like... uh at home... no here..
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21. play football throwing the ball over the shelves
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Ok maybe some would be fun... and acceptable. But not the fetal position deal and all the harassing employees and yelling...
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haha, i wanna try atleast one of those
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jokes.com used to have 100 things to do
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22. take a dump in an aisle and see how people react to it
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