Replying to SUPER HOT PARK GUY

So I was shreddin da parkizzle at big whizzle da oda day, and then I suddenly came to a halt, before my very own eyes I saw the most beautiful park guy I have ever seen. I was with a friend and asked in awe “who is that?” my voice squeaked with excitement. Now my companion said in his ordinary, monotonous voice “that’s ---------.” You see my fellow ski companions. I don wana sound gay or nuttin, but I forgot da name of dis homie and I waz jus wonderin if youz knowz what da hood callz this attractive G. youz probably know who I be hollerin aboutz cuz he iz da most GORGEOUS park crew ive eva seen ya know..holla back.