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ATTENTION SNOWBIRD LOCALS!!!!
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ok i know i am supossed to post this regional but its kinda ergent..and i did that already anyway... I can only remember 4 of the 5 Rules of Skiing by Stu Obrian, please help me out w/ the last one.!!!
1. You cant get hurt in the air
2. Speed is your friend
3. Go big of go home
4. if your not turning right you best be turning left.
5. ?????????
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you cant be considered a local just by moving to a mountain man....you have to earn the right to be a local.
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okay then, anyone who knows it... i need it for school
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just say that there are only 4 rules
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when in trouble do a double. oh what im from montana
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noononono. Say there are six, and then make someone look for the 5th! They'll never find it until the stench of its rotting corpse starts wafting through the ducts.
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and plus u cant disrspect stu by not listin all the rules..
rip stu
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when in doubt, two hole her out
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^no no its "when in doubt, fuckin send it..."
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Does number 4 mean no straightlining?
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I'll be in alta/snowbird from march 6-10... hows the snow?? I'm bringing prophet 130's anyways... but I am hoping a dump is on its way..
forecast any1? current conditions?
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some stuff is supposed to roll in this week. i dont know how long its hanging around though.
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Watch out, there's an ever increasing amount of bullshit here too
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bwahahahaha. thats so sad
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