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Food Poisoning Sucks

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bigskia
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I got food poisoning and i had to miss half of a day of cat skiing. it's gay. and i was the only one who got sick


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Feb 11 2003 7:50PM
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Ski-hobo
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what did you eat?
Feb 11 2003 10:07PM
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OReJow
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yeah, i got that too. last week. it sucked, i was violently ill... thats what i get for letting the girl make the breakfast. i ought to be more of a gentleman next time.... ;)

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Feb 11 2003 10:11PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i shit my pants at the chinese place cuz something was wrong with the food
Feb 11 2003 10:16PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i ate at chinese buffet, nothing else to say
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her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?
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Feb 11 2003 10:47PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
i had this weird salmon stirfry


'What the hell is this? I ordered a cocktail not a fucking jungle. You could fall in love with an orangatang in there.' Some guy in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels refering to his drink that had a mini umbrella and fruit on top of it.
Feb 11 2003 10:48PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i went to a chinese place and they had loads and loads of statues of cats,i was startin to wonder that what i really eating was chicken,
Feb 11 2003 11:04PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
everyone actually gets food poisoning more frequently than you may think. most cases are mild enough that we just get an upset stomach or the hershy squirts for a short period of time.

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Feb 11 2003 11:05PM
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Phrosty
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with a name like fish you know something has to be wrong.



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Feb 12 2003 12:14AM
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