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EBay shop for me...

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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
Whoever posts the coolest auction within the next hour under $50USD with no more than $10 shipping, I'll buy it.

Lets see it guys. Can only be really cool stuff though...
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Leckett
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ahhahaha this is going to get interesting
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Leckett
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http://cgi.ebay.com/Wholesale-Lot-20-New-8-oz-Plastic-Bottle-w-Pump_W0QQitemZ5671413775QQcategoryZ31822QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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Leckett
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whoa shit

http://cgi.ebay.com/BRAND-NEW-50LB-PISTOL-HUNTING-CROSSBOW-GUN-ARROWS-GIFT_W0QQitemZ5669205834QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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campbell12
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
hahahahaha you need to buy that fucking thing.
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
http://cgi.ebay.com/Authentic-Fossilized-Dinosaur-Poop-Coprolite-Fossil-POO_W0QQitemZ6608699956QQcategoryZ15915QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
http://cgi.liveauctions.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=28284&item=6607663441
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
http://cgi.ebay.com/THE-TURBO-PUMP-2000-PENIS-PUMP-ENLARGEMENT-SYSTEM_W0QQitemZ5670564288QQcategoryZ1277QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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Leckett
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i actually kinda want it myself...
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
hhhahahah
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
haha i have one of those


heres one for ya... http://cgi.ebay.com/Win-the-use-of-my-friends-unused-testicles-never-used_W0QQitemZ5671574506QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
http://cgi.ebay.com/Avenging-Unicorn-8-pc-Set-Mime-Blonde-Businessman-WEIRD_W0QQitemZ5669213625QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Hand-Made-African-Kenya-Wooden-Salad-Bowl-Set_W0QQitemZ4442283966QQcategoryZ36028QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
damnit i was looking for a penis pump to put in this thread but i couldnt find one
19 years ago
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
http://cgi.ebay.com/Chuck-Norris-Signed-Photo-Walker-Texas-Ranger_W0QQitemZ7594029857QQcategoryZ104421QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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sKILOve07
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http://cgi.ebay.com/Unique-collection-Colored-Bath-tissue-toilet-paper_W0QQitemZ4443897562QQcategoryZ1282QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
^ you could wipe your ass in color!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Leprechaun-Toilet-Seat-Cover-Rug_W0QQitemZ4442266473QQcategoryZ38232QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
^ ha that just made me laugh...

http://cgi.ebay.com/SKI-AREA-METAL-SIGN-SKIS-SKIING-SNOWBOARD_W0QQitemZ8772837927QQcategoryZ1302QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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yeti
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hah very good start. I kinda want an airsoft Desert Eagle...rather than the crossbow gun.

I like the salad bowls though....might jump on it...keep em coming
19 years ago
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
http://cgi.ebay.com/9MM-GUN-PISTOL-Cigarette-Cigar-Lighter-Butane-Torch_W0QQitemZ6257785561QQcategoryZ595QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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BargainBinLaden
Posts: 863 - Karma: 14
http://cgi.ebay.com/Anal-Beads-Prostate-Stimulant-Adult-Toy_W0QQitemZ5671526014QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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those are pretty neat
19 years ago
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
i have those...theyre a little overrated, but still fun
19 years ago
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campbell12
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
hey a fucking crossbow for $10? can't beat that shit. i just got an armada track jacket off ebay the other day for $7. i basically have shit coming to the house everyday that i order off ebay, i love it.
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
ew, wtf
19 years ago
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Leckett
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get the crossbow...
19 years ago
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BargainBinLaden
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dude for $60 you can buy 6 sets of the anal beads...no contest
19 years ago
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
http://cgi.ebay.com/BUDWEISER-LOUIE-LIZARD-NEON-LIGHT-BUD-BEER-BAR-SIGN-014_W0QQitemZ6258024501QQcategoryZ50738QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/4-GOLD-ZOMBIE-YOYO-YO-YO-Yo-Yos-YO-YO-YO-YOS_W0QQitemZ6038377413QQcategoryZ2663QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-POG-12-x-Sealed-Packs-of-NEW-POGS-Series-1-Mint_W0QQitemZ8772032895QQcategoryZ63658QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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campbell12
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
19 years ago
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jibjim
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um, id say the crossbow gun so we can prtect against an alien attack. The sporks got nothing on this thing
19 years ago
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Eazy_Eags
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hahahaha i laughed out loud and my dad came over and looked at it. thank god he laughed
19 years ago
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
http://cgi.ebay.com/JENNA-JAMESON-Pornstar-Vinyl-Skin-Cover-4-SLIM-PS2-New_W0QQitemZ8262926563QQcategoryZ187QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
19 years ago
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
hahahah its like ur shitting into a leprechauns mouth
19 years ago
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
if i had a PS2 that would be the winner.
19 years ago
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
http://cgi.ebay.com/CHUCK-NORRIS-PHOTO-MOUSEPAD_W0QQitemZ7594282620QQcategoryZ197QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
^if you dont get it I will

http://cgi.ebay.com/2-FULL-AUTO-DESERT-EAGLE-AIRSOFT-BLOW-BACK-GUNS-HOP-UP_W0QQitemZ7222111562QQcategoryZ64637QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
^spray the tips black and they look real
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hartig
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what do u have? haha they have it for xbox, xbox 360, psp, nintendo ds...

360:
http://cgi.ebay.com/JENNA-JAMESON-XBOX-360-SKIN-skins-for-GAME-SYSTEM_W0QQitemZ8263530055QQcategoryZ20385QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
psp:
http://cgi.ebay.com/JENNA-JAMESON-Skin-for-PSP-System-Vinyl-Skins-SO-HOT_W0QQitemZ8262947066QQcategoryZ11319QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
ds:
http://cgi.ebay.com/JENNA-JAMESON-Skin-for-Nintendo-DS-Vinyl-Skins-SO-HOT_W0QQitemZ8262979937QQcategoryZ3569QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
xbox:
http://cgi.ebay.com/JENNA-JAMESON-SKIN-for-XBOX-System-Skins-YA-BABY_W0QQitemZ8263150407QQcategoryZ20385QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
ps2 slim:
http://cgi.ebay.com/JENNA-JAMESON-SKIN-for-PS2-SLIM-SYSTEM-Vinyl-Skins_W0QQitemZ8263236318QQcategoryZ11319QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

hahhaha
19 years ago
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hartig
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CHUCK NORRIS TOAST??? http://cgi.ebay.com/Chuck-Norris-Miracle-Toast-funny-miracle_W0QQitemZ5668284355QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
http://cgi.ebay.com/Italian-LifeStyle-Store-YETI-HIMALAYA-2000-MONSTER_W0QQitemZ7593135139QQcategoryZ25472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Video-Nasty-WEREWOLF-AND-THE-YETI-Paul-Naschy-VHS-PAL_W0QQitemZ9107252869QQcategoryZ1508QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/TOMB-RAIDER-LARA-CROFT-WITH-YETI-ACTION-FIGURE-VHTF_W0QQitemZ6257790261QQcategoryZ60233QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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yeti
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hah bonus points for the tie in.

I might go for that first poster...

kepp em coming guys.

I would've got those 2 Deagle airsofts but they dont ship to canada :-(
19 years ago
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bass4me23
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http://cgi.ebay.com/New-Sexy-Furry-Love-Handcuffs-Fuzzy-Cuffs-Shackle-02_W0QQitemZ5669583541QQcategoryZ1467QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Thats what u really want we all know.
19 years ago
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nickmcnutt
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http://cgi.ebay.com/Hersheys-Smores-Maker-HOT-Holiday-Item-NEW_W0QQitemZ6039443772QQcategoryZ19027QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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illwillcox
Posts: 304 - Karma: 12
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8771091915&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

thats what you want right thurr. an authentic team booya suit.

get it
19 years ago
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
god damnit. I just lost out on a pair of Oakley X metal XX in 24k Gold...i am pissed now.

Find something dope to chear me up.
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nickmcnutt
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http://cgi.ebay.com/1984-SURGERY-OF-THE-ANUS-RECTUM-AND-COLON-by-GOLIGHER_W0QQitemZ4617025708QQcategoryZ378QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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Elife
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its been an hr
19 years ago
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bass4me23
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http://cgi.ebay.com/New-3x5-PLAYBOY-PINK-BUNNY-Flag-Poster-Banner-Sign_W0QQitemZ4442493476QQcategoryZ41511QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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bass4me23
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
http://cgi.ebay.com/70s-pimp-daddy-xl-purple-suit-and-hat-fancy-dress_W0QQitemZ8388289428QQcategoryZ58373QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
19 years ago
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illwillcox
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http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-60s-Slit-Eye-Sea-Ski-Retro-SUNGLASSES_W0QQitemZ5473456378QQcategoryZ48559QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

instead of getting new goggles or anything, these will do the trick
19 years ago
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yeti
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first winner! bought and paid for.

Lets do this guys, you're letting me down.
19 years ago
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marsland
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maybe you should get some gold yoyos instead, look up and i posted them
19 years ago
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bass4me23
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http://cgi.ebay.com/Jaws-like-singing-big-mouth-Billy-Bass-metal-lunch-box_W0QQitemZ7221616249QQcategoryZ62143QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
19 years ago
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lineskier10
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http://cgi.ebay.com/Wholesale-Lot-3-2-5-Metal-Pollinator-Herb-Grinder_W0QQitemZ6250034654QQcategoryZ133QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
19 years ago
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lineskier10
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oh yeah and thats 3, so buy the 3 for 40, then sell 2 for $20 each, which is reasonable, and its free
19 years ago
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Leckett
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AHHAAHHA THATS SO SICK
19 years ago
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Leckett
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and you sir just made me laugh for a fuckin hour
19 years ago
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