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Eric Pollard The Man a Myth without a legend

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bp.lando
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Story Time.

Eric Pollard decided to make a 180mm concept ski, but sold the idea to jake burton. then he threw one away and called it a Snowboard.

after realizing the success of the snowboard erich mounted his bindings sideways and expiremented with jake, although he was on the wst coast he continued to grow the trend of snowboarding.

In the mid 90's Eric became bored of snowboarding and decided to use his creative excellence to make another trend in the snow industry. He created snow skates to simulate skating. While on business in new york, he met a young man with the name of Jason Levithal he was amazed by this idea and created Line Ski Boards, this innovation grew very fast, and put skis in the park they extened the size to create twin tipped skis which evolved into our world of newschool skiing.

Eric continues his creative excellence and making skis fatter by the minute. In Feburary of 2006 eric decided to bring back his "snowboards" and create the prototype for the Elizabeth 150. Only time will tell the rest of this mans tale.
Feb 27 2006 7:51PM
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ThaLetterM.
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he also saved the sinners from hell and invented the internet.
Feb 27 2006 7:53PM
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Intergalactic
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word man. word. i also heard he invented the sandwich and having fun
Feb 27 2006 7:55PM
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dweezileast
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jason levinthal, didnt he invent chads gap?
Feb 27 2006 7:56PM
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Localboyz
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and on the seventh day he rested... and decided to never cross his skis again
Feb 27 2006 7:57PM
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ThaLetterM.
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polard also discovered penicillin and built the first working plane.
Feb 27 2006 7:57PM
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Grimace.
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he invented the side walk.
without that citys would fail.
thats right.
thank mr.pollard for the sidewalks that you all take for granite.
Feb 27 2006 7:58PM
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RockandRollTroll
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hes a legend in my book
Feb 27 2006 7:59PM
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jayamait
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i think he's actually disguised as the new world jesus. but thats just my theory
Feb 27 2006 8:01PM
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ThaLetterM.
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book? cracker you cant read
Feb 27 2006 8:01PM
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RockandRollTroll
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I is huked on fonics
Feb 27 2006 8:02PM
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dweezileast
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or was it jason chad, that invented levinthal gap. hm..
Feb 27 2006 8:05PM
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BillyGoatMan
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Chad Zurinskas found Chad's Gap
Feb 27 2006 8:07PM
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AwR
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read my sig oh and chuck norris and Eric Pollard are cousins
Feb 27 2006 8:12PM
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dweezileast
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im referring to a thread where some poor kid horribly confused chads, pyramid, and leviathan gaps with eachother and jason levinthal
Feb 27 2006 8:20PM
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skiierman
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Eric Pollard also coined the term, "Aint my baby biatch! You be trippin' fool!" He now makes $20,000 respectively off of every Muary/Jerry Springer show aired.
Feb 27 2006 8:20PM
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Grimace.
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david banner made erics pollards clit wet
Feb 27 2006 8:22PM
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forfun
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i heard hes one of the few that Chuck norris speaks too anymore
Feb 27 2006 8:23PM
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Capt.Flannel
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Ya, Found J Leventhal there, beat him up, stole the glory.
Feb 27 2006 8:29PM
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Subjekt
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i also heard he invented smiling...
Feb 27 2006 8:35PM
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dweezileast
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holy crap you have a new icon
Feb 27 2006 8:37PM
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duhamelski
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haha, i had the line banner with eric pollard on top while i was reading this thread
Feb 27 2006 8:45PM
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III
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i heard he's a unicorn.
Feb 27 2006 8:46PM
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AwR
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this just in Eric Pollard is god
Feb 27 2006 8:48PM
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Phil.Green
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hahahahahaha i guess soooo
Feb 27 2006 8:57PM
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alev
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well it started one day when eric pollard met robin hood. the two talked a fair amount. robin hood was the type of skier who could hot dog with the best. he had shorter skis, and they were straight, so his hot dog skills were impecable. then one day some poser named count chocula copied robin hood and made the snow blades. then eric pollard made fat skis, and my story fizzled at the end cuz i got bored bye
Feb 27 2006 8:58PM
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dr.awkward
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I heard he can summon ponies whenever he wants.
Feb 27 2006 9:00PM
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JazzyJ
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i heard pollard invented snow and mountains
Feb 27 2006 9:11PM
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Thomson.
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Eric Pollard invented Newschooler, but gave the credit to others.
Feb 27 2006 9:18PM
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Subjekt
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me? yea, thats actually my girlfriend. i happen to like it.
Feb 27 2006 9:18PM
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SteezePatrol
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eric pollard invented the snowboard?
k i beliebe it
Feb 27 2006 9:20PM
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$tezzyStu
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and sliced bread
Feb 27 2006 9:20PM
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eastchris
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I heard pollard founded whister blackcomb as well
Feb 27 2006 9:38PM
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pwallstreet
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Pollards a god! i heard he has a golden penis
Feb 27 2006 9:42PM
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dweezileast
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thats awesome.

and can we please stop with the pollard jokes, theyre more overused now than cab 10s
Feb 27 2006 9:42PM
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SirFryanator
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this is kinda a pollard joke thread no offense
Feb 27 2006 9:46PM
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JazzyJ
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hey! eric pollard is no fucking joke
Feb 27 2006 9:49PM
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dr.awkward
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slay the heathen!
Feb 27 2006 9:52PM
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BillyGoatMan
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I heard Pollard cured the world from Dental Plaque in a single fortnight.
Feb 27 2006 9:54PM
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bp.lando
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actually harvey choked him down to the ground and killed his '99 season

and then doug bishop comes along and hes like whats up eh?

and then harveys like im tired and cold hold me. Bishop recorded this all and was like "Blackmail eh?" Harvey was like oh snap this cant get out and gave the whole site to Bishop and he was like O this is cool eh? and then the ottawa police was like grinding some rails eh? and chrinchton was like ya, eh?

Then Josh Berman sued me for quoting the commentary from his movie Shanghai Six. and then Some kid on NS was like your not making any sense and uses such words as n00b and fag

and then this other kid was like OWNED.

So then Ian Cosco decided that he was sick of all the hate on the site and posted a thread saying he was sick of all the hate.

Bishop got super bummed and he was lik WTF eh? So he called up harvey and admitted defeat. Harvey came in and made NS Shibby again.

In 2010 the skiing halfpipe made the olympics, and newschool skiing became the new baseball, Eric Pollard made a wheaties box, and eventually released his 250mm proto's. J. Lev became richer than Bill Gates. and the guys at armada became the Mac of skiing while the ninthward guys were doing time for some money issues.
Feb 27 2006 9:59PM
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eric pollard was originally casted for "brokeback mountain," but critics had to pull the plug becasue his on screen charisma with heath ledger was just to great. Pollard cork 3'd everyone on set in rage, leaving a potent, pasionate scar on the entire casts chest. This mark is now deemed the pollard plague, and symbolizes not to say no to the now famous eric. It is this reason, that to this day he is strong on the line team.
Feb 27 2006 10:20PM
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dweezileast
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and then this kid named dweezil told brian to never get injured again, so he doesnt make stupid posts
Feb 27 2006 10:22PM
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asfffffffffdd
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eric pollard = god and jesus and muhamud, and budha combined
Feb 27 2006 10:43PM
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SirFryanator
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no shit we're not making fun of him we're making jokes with him in it
Feb 27 2006 10:48PM
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bp.lando
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pretty much the whole idea. Much love to Pollard, J Lev, Berman and the Whole NS Crew.
Feb 28 2006 1:03PM
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Erie
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no that was al gore
Feb 28 2006 1:05PM
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Crock360
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yeah well I invented pie...and standing in line. take that
Feb 28 2006 1:41PM
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JockinJLoads
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im not gonna lie, pollard is kinda cocky
Feb 28 2006 4:24PM
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JockinJLoads
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......not that he doesnt deserve to be
Feb 28 2006 4:25PM
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