Replying to Snowboarder Magazine

so today i was lingering around the La Guardia airport restlessly waiting to get back to rochester so i decided to occupy my time with a ski magazine... to my surprise there was not one ski magazine but instead about 5 snowboarding magazines... so i ended up settling with the one that caught my eye the most...'Snowboarder" magazine.

Finally i had stumbled upon an article that brought a smile to my face, and i thought i would share:
Singles Line: Skin to win

i once bared witness to a bare poacherduring a big air contest one finespring day back east. His planning was poor, not only because he was the sole nude skier on the hill but because his inverted aerial turned to a perverted shortcomming on the knuckle. His attempt at a backflip spread-eagle was stripped of all dignity upon his bodily thwacking 7 feet before the landing. It reeked of pain. pain and poo. He actually left a skid mark on the snow. I remember a happy black labrador lapping up the remnants of that spill later on in the day. Besides dumping yesterday's lunch as a marking, he also lost a ski to the trees. and as for his poles one was bent at a wicked angle, another looped tightly around his wrist and the last recieving a most unsociable scabbing. His raspberry carcass hurriedly streaked off into a nearby parking lot, only to reappear a week later for an encore performance in a different location, wounds still undressed.