My favorite pickup lines

PICK UP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED
>1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
>2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed
bag.
>3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
>4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
>5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your
face.
>6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came
from.
>7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
>8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
>9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
>10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was
Christmas,could I meet you between the holidays?
>11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount
you or eat you!
>12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are
>special.
>13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
>14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
>15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
and I'll give you the meat.
>16. Guy: 'Would you like to dance?'
>Girl: 'I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you.'
>Guy: 'I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in
those pants'
>17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
>18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
>19. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
>20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
>21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous
curves ahead, yield?
>22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this motel room.
>23. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you
blowthe hell out of me.
>24. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to
be.
>25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
>26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.
>27. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be
coming too.
>28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat
me to it.
>29. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.