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You... and the PPP

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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
So, there's been a barrage of you lot trying to weasel, trick and deal your way into the PPP. I really don't know why, most of you have a skiers chance in a snowboard only club of getting in but whatever.

So, if you think you got what it takes and have an abnormal amount of shibbiness oozing from your pores then post up yer reasons, in essay form of course, size 12, ariel, one and a half times spacing and let us know why you think you should be part of this outstanding group of elite shibsters, and make it good, I'm busy being the most psychadelic pimp since Mick Jagger so don't waste my time.

Werd
Feb 26 2006 11:26PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
???
Feb 27 2006 1:36AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
hey Fuck you too, we don't want you and anyone else in the PPP
Feb 27 2006 2:39AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
UH , my name is nick , and im a skier. I want to be super Ecool like all of you dueshbags and join the PPP so i feel accepted, i have no friends and i enjoy playing dungeons and dragon's. I shower once a week and wash my hair biannualy. I dont ike to hike when i ski, unless im fucking going to a place without lifts and have no choice, i stil find the freshies and pretty much dotn give a fuck what anyone thinks about me on the hill, I ski to have fun and i dont put on a front. I live in tahoe but i have to give it up because i broke my fucking colarbone and have to move home because i cant work , anyways thats what the doctor said... DOnt tell the fucker i have been skiing the last 3 weeks and i sent myself to doom off a 60 foot stepdown after catching a tip on a switch takeoff ( video coming soon) .. fuck collarbones, fuck everyone who judges me, i just want to ski and be E cool, please send me an invitation to the PPP so i can sincerely decline and remain a badass rouge E ninja.
Feb 27 2006 2:44AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I say you let this guy in.
Feb 27 2006 2:50AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
actually i'd like to join, but i'm already a member of the KKK and the BBB, and i don't want to get any more confused than i already am
Feb 27 2006 4:22AM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
You ask why I would want to be in the PPP?, but the real question is...Why does the PPP want me!? What now!
Feb 27 2006 6:46AM
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iggyskier
Posts: 10447 - Karma: 10,018
you know that there are a few who are in both PPP and V-Crew....

Judging by Luke's wife and Sean's jedi skills I would say they are definitely not gay........
Feb 27 2006 6:56AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
im down... give me a day or two
Feb 27 2006 7:37AM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
I was told to expain why I wanted in, I was stumped right there. Im not really sure how I even got in B/W
Feb 27 2006 8:14AM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
Dear Phatt Tim,
I think that if you search the pages of this site you will find my shibb is plastered all over it.
Forever yours,
Keith
Feb 27 2006 11:35AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
hahahahha classic battle between mattman and heath
Feb 27 2006 11:38AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
PPP what?! PPP.
Feb 27 2006 11:55AM
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RWalker
Posts: 384 - Karma: 11
cool...
Feb 27 2006 12:08PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
The PPP is all about the cock.
Feb 27 2006 12:10PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
it's more like mattman vs. the world.


mattman: 3

the world: 0
Feb 27 2006 12:16PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
i would stop there
Feb 27 2006 12:24PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
is that a burn on mattman? should we change the score? i think that's what you're impyling.
Feb 27 2006 12:25PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
I agree PPP now just sucks, itsoverrun my new people

only Phattim and some other people are cool in there
Feb 27 2006 12:53PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
like me right matt? :P
Feb 27 2006 12:56PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
You know what I think is funny? People show up to talk shit in this thread and say they don't give a shit about the PPP. So you think we're just out to recruit more elitists? There are a few things ironic about this...

1. This thread was started because a bunch of people have been asking about the PPP and want to know if they can get in. This thread is a RESPONSE to that.

2. The all around shit slinging in the forums is the reason the PPP is still around. We really don't care much for the hate. Take your baggage elsewhere.

3. You say you don't care...yet you post in the thread. Congratulations.

If you hate the PPP...IGNORE IT!!! This isn't rocket science (well, it might be to some of you). The PPP doesn't exist for your approval. It exists so people can have a chill place to chat without the usual trash that you get in the forums. That goes for Black Watch too. The reason the cult screens people is because they want to be sure to always have mature people. Why is that difficult to grasp?
Feb 27 2006 1:02PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
sometimes, it depends what mood I am in. This site makes me want to stick a fork in my eye
Feb 27 2006 1:03PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
i hear "The Pill" helps you manage your moodswings and hormones.
Feb 27 2006 1:06PM
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dimeboy
Posts: 1690 - Karma: 11
sounds like one of the original cults on n.s has gone to shit? now your trying to recruit memebrs? by getting them to be your little bitches & write you an essay? thats why your cult is sucking. your letting yuppies who can write essay's into your cult. not poeple who kno anything about anything to do with riding and or having fun. if you wanted to find a good memebr chances are they arn't going to write you a fucking essay, cuz there better than that. you are destroying yourselves by doing this. its a shame.
Feb 27 2006 1:08PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
Basically...I should be in, because I am more blingin than most...but PPP is overrated nonetheless.
Feb 27 2006 1:11PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
i AGREE...but im cooler then u matt.

but what in the hell makes u better then anyone else?
Feb 27 2006 1:14PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
it must be our massive erections. we walk them off though before we leave the PPP as not to show you guys up.


We are actually returning the pants right now...
Feb 27 2006 1:20PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
Skiing is dope. I wear camo, and its uncool. Grill cheese is my favorite food. After Papa Johns Pizza that is. And Mongolian BBQ. Click for larger image
I drank 8 liters of powerade this weekend and like to ski with snowboarders. I like to skateboard, but I had vegetables. I live in a box.
Feb 27 2006 1:22PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
no i wont ask any more...if u explain to me...or give me one vaild point that makes the PPP far better then anyone else
Feb 27 2006 1:29PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
2 posts up
Feb 27 2006 1:46PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
you guys are so badass , it like the alamo except the PPP is davey crockett. and the rest of NS are mexicans
Feb 27 2006 1:54PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, my god this is gold...
Feb 27 2006 2:10PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
well, i have cancer in my ass, and i only have about 7 days to live, and the make a wish foundation said that they promised i could get in the ppp, so uhm, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

and here are my 10 reasons why sean should be in the ppp

1. i helped start the black watch (JEA, with a little help from phil and sean and patty and others)

2. my name is sean

3. i have 2 yellow $'s next to my name!

4. i have a dope icon (thanks to patty)

5. i donated to ns

6. sean is a people person

7. i say the n-word alot

8. i have seen every single video in the edits/shorts section

9. i am addicted to newschoolers

10. i ran out of things to say, im sorry
Feb 27 2006 2:35PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
don't 3 and 5 coincide?
Feb 27 2006 2:36PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
look i was running low and reasons....
Feb 27 2006 2:37PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
so am i in or wat
Feb 27 2006 3:27PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
number is 8 impressive




first you gotta get on your knees...
Feb 27 2006 3:28PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
well ryan, if thats wat i gotta do........
Feb 27 2006 3:29PM
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RKF
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 342
I think if i joined another cult i would spend to omuch time on NS and wouldnt have time for skiing anymore. though if it is at all like the black watch it would be cool to be a part of.
Feb 27 2006 3:32PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
you should let me into the PPP because I have a gigantic penis.
Feb 27 2006 3:35PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
quite frankly, if it's not bigger than joel's, i'm not impressed.
Feb 27 2006 3:44PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
here's 5 reasons that I should be in the PPP

1. As stated above, I have a giant penis

2. I can play the trombone

3. I can dance

4. I have size 12 shoes

5. I pwn n00bs
Feb 27 2006 3:53PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
child's play.
what do you take us for?
and have you even SEEN the size of Joel's penis?
Feb 27 2006 3:59PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
don't be hatin
Feb 27 2006 3:59PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
um im a nice guy
Feb 27 2006 4:08PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,725
Here are my reasons:
1.Skiing is not a sport for me, its a lifestyle!I've been skiing since 1990
2.I hate fashion in skiing.Yeah, I hate the whole gangster thing.
3.I have a mind of my own. I stick behind my priciples and I don't follow trends.
4.I represent my ski center,Le Relais and Im proud of it.
5.I participate in mogul and open competitions. In moguls, I have 8 gold, 3 silvers and 5 bronze medals and countless awards. In open competitions, I have a second place in pipe.
6.I will feel indifferent if I get invited. I know this last one could kill my proposal but I feel its important to mention its only a site and I live in the real world. I love skiing and that is good for me!
Feb 27 2006 4:15PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
I proabably have no chance, but i think it would sick to have that icon and be let into a forum/cult that i wouldnt have to defend myself from all the bullshit and hate.

I hate when hated on .


I guess.

I like stuff?

I could get you guys some sick deals on skis?
Feb 27 2006 4:15PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
i'd just like to take this opportunity to say i dont care.
Feb 27 2006 4:43PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
I LOVE how all the ppp kids have a face as their icon. Its so trendy. I dont know why anyone would want to join them, they are all the same it seems.
Feb 27 2006 5:07PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ahh not me.
Feb 27 2006 5:09PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
its roughly 8lbs man...
Feb 27 2006 5:14PM
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