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- What has 74 teeth and contains a dragon?
-What?
-My zipper
the best is my friend John's
'I'm a gas station attendant by day and a train conductuer at night. I'd like to take you on a ride to Passionville. Population: You and Me.' (sad thing is I've actually heard him say it too a chick, and it worked)
