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Best Pickup lines

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gravitybytes
Posts: 444 - Karma: 10
- What has 74 teeth and contains a dragon?
-What?
-My zipper

the best is my friend John's
'I'm a gas station attendant by day and a train conductuer at night. I'd like to take you on a ride to Passionville. Population: You and Me.' (sad thing is I've actually heard him say it too a chick, and it worked)
Feb 10 2003 9:53PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
this one is good, you to girl: I have a watch with an amazing function, it tells me wether or not your wearing underwear. And right now your not wearing any.
girl: yes I am!
you: o wait, its an hour fast
Feb 10 2003 9:57PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
heres a little poem i wrote to say when u ask out a girl

Roses r red
Violets r blue
I forget the rest but i think ur really hot
and i wanna fuck u


Hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Feb 10 2003 10:39PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
this isn't going to suck itself.
-Chris Peck
Feb 10 2003 10:44PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
did u have campells soup? cause ur lookin mmm mmm good.


Hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Feb 10 2003 10:56PM
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skir216
Posts: 741 - Karma: 10
pathetic
*JaSoN*
Feb 10 2003 10:58PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
mom mom told me that girls like you make guys like me turn into stone and right now im feeling something hard
Feb 10 2003 11:14PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
-Hi. Do you have AOL?
-Yeah.
-Can I have your phone number?

-Dan

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

I need two pairs

Representin' in the 3-1-5

'I you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
Feb 10 2003 11:39PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Feb 11 2003 3:44AM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
-I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

-Are you a vet? (no) well you just made my pussy cum(for girls only)

-You've been a bad girl, now goto my room!

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
Feb 11 2003 7:38PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
is your dad a baker
why
cause you have some nice buns

that shirt is very besoming on you too of course i would be coming if i were on you to.


Gotta Love The Midwest
Feb 11 2003 7:45PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
hey, remember me?
Feb 11 2003 8:53PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
too bad its not thanksgiving cuz i was hoping i could stuff your turkey
Feb 11 2003 9:06PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
u say: u wanna go get sum chinesse food then go back to my place to fuck
she says: no
and u say: o u dont like chinesse?

-or-
i lost my teddybear will u sleep with me?
-or-
can u suck a golf ball through fifty yards of garden hose?
Oompa
Feb 11 2003 9:12PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
is that a keg in your pants?

cause i wanna tap that ass

hy yo

welp
cya later
Feb 11 2003 9:37PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
ur ass is like a lawyer...nice and firm

im a love pirate here for you boote

Jun 8 2005 8:31PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
you must have mirrors in your pants becasue i see myself in them

DFSC-Reprsent

Jun 8 2005 9:28PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
nice legs... when do they open

did it hurt?
did what hurt?
when you fell from heaven

you're hot

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
Jun 8 2005 9:33PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
suck it



Yea, I said it
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Steve Stepp

Keep it fresh since BIRF 1988
Jun 8 2005 9:42PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I am so happy to say I've used this.

Jun 8 2005 9:48PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
"If i flip this coin, what are the chances I'll get head?"

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 8 2005 9:51PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I[m not very good at stuf like this... I want to be on you

V-TOWN Bitches!
Jun 8 2005 9:59PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
look at a girl across the room and get her attention then get her to come over using the "come here" finger movement, when (or if) she comes over say: "i got you to come over here with one finger...imagine what i can do with two"

-winn
EPIC productions
Jun 8 2005 9:59PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
or start off with 2 fingers and then say "imagian what i can do with this" while pointing at your penis.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 8 2005 10:06PM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
man i wish there was a mirror around so you could also see the most beutiful thing in the world. works for me.

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass. Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Jun 8 2005 10:16PM
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*542*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 19
Hows it goin?

MT BAKER REPRESENT

Don't ski in the Park if you can't ski.
Jun 8 2005 10:21PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
are you from tennessee? because your the only
ten-I-see

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Fucking Hot Dog!


*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
Jun 9 2005 11:05AM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
what's up? you out of town?- steve butabi

-winn
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Jun 9 2005 11:17AM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
*you FROM outa town?

-winn
EPIC productions
Jun 9 2005 11:17AM
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