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FUCKING TOURONS

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scratch169
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
fuck them damnit

they just are going to die

they get in the way of everything

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so heres what happend ok a fucking touron (tourist/moron) goes for the fucking jump right after me cuts me off and i almost fell then i thought he was gunna hit the jump but NO he goes to the side basicly this happens everytime i go up at least 3-8 times a day its shit they have warnings and shit at the top and the people ruin it for everone else


so there post on this if this happens to you!


-dont spank tourons thay will yell-
Feb 10 2003 7:29PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
I know exactly how you feel and they should get their asses out of our parks.
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Feb 10 2003 8:17PM
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srwinnsuco
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i like pandas



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Feb 10 2003 8:21PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
I absolutely hate these people. glad someone came up with a word for them. they seem oblivious to where they're at. (hmm... this sure is a nice groomed run with some big mounds. i love making wide arcing turns across the entire run. why is that guy flipping me the bird and yelling?) they need bigger fences at our park to keep these people out!
-just ski it
Feb 10 2003 8:27PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
yea i know...the worst part is when parents take their kids down the park, the kids are like 2 fucking years old, wedge up and stop and slide back down...and then they are like encouraging them and shit...i mean its good to get started at a young age but what the hell? thats just really annoying
Feb 10 2003 10:34PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
none of you can speak when it comes to tourons....none of you. at least those people know how to ski somewhat...where i ski, we get people coming up from NEBRASKA wearing husker's jackets and overalls- and i bet none of you can stake this claim- there was a COWBOY skiing our halfpipe the other day...its bad
Feb 10 2003 10:46PM
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skir216
Posts: 741 - Karma: 10
i say they build a big gap into the park, with like a 10 foot fall, that way, to get in you have to clear it otherwise, your not gettin it :)
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Feb 10 2003 10:51PM
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gambino500014
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yea or like a big rail over a pit of sharks...... thats a little overobard but it woud work
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Feb 10 2003 11:01PM
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BeckaSki
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
Haha, I know all about the Nebraskans. They come on buses, there are hundreds of them, and they take up ever seat in the lodge so the locals all have to go hide in a corner on the floor. They don't just cut you off in the park, they cut you off everywhere!
Feb 10 2003 11:23PM
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scratch169
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
word dude

we feel the pain of the tourons wow they hurt me deep


word


wow


word


yes yes

stop mooching


-dont spank tourons thay will yell-
Feb 10 2003 11:52PM
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Shopey1080
Posts: 298 - Karma: 10
nice word for them
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Feb 11 2003 9:33AM
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scratch169
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
yes yes-


-dont spank tourons thay will yell-
Feb 11 2003 11:06AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
that 10 foot gap idea is awsome. the rail one was just stupid. asshole.
Feb 11 2003 2:28PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
at every little resort in wisconsin there are millions of them rockin out on rental skis, killing themselves on the jumps we have to make because our parks and groomers suck, and then the damn ski patrol knock them down cause some ass hole broke his arm acting like a dumb shit most of them dont speak english, so yelling doesnt even work, because they cant understand anyway. try iceballs. they help. and that is a good word. we call them rental mentals but i like yours better.

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Feb 11 2003 2:35PM
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What about skitards?

Or S.P.O.R.S. - Stupid People On Rental Skis
Feb 11 2003 3:46PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
hey i'm a skitard and proud of it. My mommy says i'm special and shouldn't take shit from nobody!
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Feb 12 2003 1:00AM
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Max_Power
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
we call them gorbies, one of the best revenges on a gorbie is getting some speed and setting your skis on edge right in front of them pelting thier faces with chunks of snow, this only works if you have a deicent tail though, lines, pubs and pocket rockets do the job well.
Feb 12 2003 2:18AM
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Tical
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
The word is gaper...
Feb 12 2003 5:21AM
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scratch169
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
yes yes


gaper or touron


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Feb 12 2003 11:18PM
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MSPbum
Posts: 349 - Karma: 12
I hate those people.
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Feb 12 2003 11:40PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
we call them texans... or GWBtards
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Feb 13 2003 12:00AM
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