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Why should I date you?

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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Here's your chance to brag. What makes you so special? Why would any girl/boy want to date you? Special talents, personalities, etc.?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
Feb 10 2003 5:28PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
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Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!

Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::
Feb 12 2003 1:23AM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
just submit to the fact that no one can offer you the endless hours of danse macabre and afterbang that i can. there is no further contest as far as i can see. i am insulted that you even consider any one else...





-all you need are drums to start a dance party-
Feb 12 2003 2:46AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Dammit, I thought all the hot babes on the site would be all over this...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
Feb 12 2003 10:39AM
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PunkRawkRhino
Posts: 347 - Karma: 11
hmm, doesn't seem like anybody really wants your rose Jonas...that's gotta hurt dude. haha
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Geurilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

Community Cleanliness Manager of the NS Isle.

'Reading is fun...d...funda...fundame....uh...reading is really... good'

: : : :::Viva La Resistance::: : : :

Feb 12 2003 12:05PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
There are more horny guys on this site then hot girls... so think of your odds!
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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
Feb 13 2003 9:44AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
im horny for jonas what??tehe




'Im a whole new me. you have no idea..tater's gone wild'
Feb 13 2003 4:12PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
i have one set of clothes for day wear and one for evening wear!
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
Feb 13 2003 6:20PM
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Faoda
Posts: 381 - Karma: 10
I'm really good at putting myself down to the place where anyone can walk all over me. That's my special talent. I need to get a new talent... don't I? I think this all has to do with Valentines Day. It depresses me.


'Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.'
Feb 14 2003 3:33AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
maybe this will chear you up?


Taste Death. Live Life.
Feb 14 2003 12:06PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
maybe not


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'I could take that thing out with my paintball gun'
-my friend who wanks it to paintball guns talking about the military helicopter parked outside our school
Feb 14 2003 1:34PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I am pretty. And I can out drink a 7 year old girl.
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Feb 14 2003 3:21PM
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PunkRawkRhino
Posts: 347 - Karma: 11
yeah dude!!! thats the shit!!! ^^^
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Geurilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

Community Cleanliness Manager of the NS Isle.

'Reading is fun...d...funda...fundame....uh...reading is really... good'

: : : :::Viva La Resistance::: : : :

Feb 15 2003 1:27PM
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arnbek
Posts: 347 - Karma: 13
I am don juan,
All the girls want to fuck me, Don't know why
Feb 15 2003 3:54PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
im 6'2
while standing up
my penis is 2 inches.......from the ground
i can play golf with it
its a ski pole
and a kick stand



Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
Feb 15 2003 10:56PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
I am the sexyest bitch on this site... everyone wants to fuck me. Including you Jonas. and Jay. and Harvey. and all the girls.


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
Feb 16 2003 1:22PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
yeah jay not only can you out drink a 7 year old. but your bed time is around the same time too.. i remember you quiting the bar for bed around 6 pm.. oh wait. u never made it to the bar...




'Im a whole new me. you have no idea..tater's gone wild'
Feb 16 2003 1:30PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Is there something wrong with wanting to fuck you Dave?
Cryss, I made it to the bar. I took a nap and came to the bar at like 10
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Feb 16 2003 6:17PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
give me the rose cos I'm hot..

right guys??


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
Feb 16 2003 6:37PM
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