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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Here's your chance to brag. What makes you so special? Why would any girl/boy want to date you? Special talents, personalities, etc.?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
Feb 10 2003 5:28PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
I can whistle through my schnozzle.
Feb 10 2003 5:37PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
no, next.....


Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
Feb 10 2003 5:39PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
I have a penis....That ought to be good enough

Feb 10 2003 5:43PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Close, but i have one too. And McBotch can whistle through his so he beats you anyways. Next....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
Feb 10 2003 5:44PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
isnt schnoozle nose? Get your miund out of the gutter - and i thought you were a chick - if youre a guy im not even gonna use my line...How do you like your eggs in the morning...scrambled or fertilized?
Feb 10 2003 5:52PM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
I can sing the alphabet through an array of flatulent noises.

- Marc
Feb 10 2003 5:54PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
so many. i can lift a 2 ton transport truck wiht my penis. i play paintball and ski, and i am sponsored in paintball so i have a solid career to fall back on. i am mentally stable, and i dont beet my wife (often) and i'm not a dumbass like most of you, oh, i know my own name.
Feb 10 2003 5:55PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Yeah, i'm a dude, so that makes you guys.......ewwwwwwwwww

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
Feb 10 2003 6:02PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
i lay a mean pipe


''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
Feb 10 2003 6:03PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
I live within 20 minutes of airborne and can whistle through my schnozzle while bouncing.
Feb 10 2003 6:06PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
did you say that because you dont beat your wife often, that is a reason wife a girl would want to date you?
and to lanemeyers, you said reasons why any guy or girl would want to date you. so no, that doesnt make anyone....eeewwwwwwww.

-Dan

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Representin' in the 3-1-5

'If you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
Feb 10 2003 6:07PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yes, some of u may have penises, but, i have a 12 inch penis...........around
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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
Feb 10 2003 6:17PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Sorry everyone, this thread went the wrong way.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
Feb 10 2003 6:19PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
haha hehe hoho


''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
Feb 10 2003 6:20PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
Shit goes downhil you know..Its not us its you! mwahahaha
Feb 10 2003 6:22PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i can make my penis rotate


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'I could take that thing out with my paintball gun'
-my friend who wanks it to paintball guns talking about the military helicopter parked outside our school
Feb 10 2003 6:31PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
I'm giving my last rose to....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
Feb 10 2003 6:32PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
OOOOO ME ME ME ME ME JONAS ME!!!! I WANT YOUR ROSE. JUST YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS FIRST .....

hehe
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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot
im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Feb 10 2003 6:59PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
date me because its illegal. everyone loves 15 year old boys... well micheal jackson sure does.




'i am excellent cool'
Feb 10 2003 7:09PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i am a contortionist
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conversation with a canadian chick:
me: your money is fucking worthless
her: you got something against canadians?
me:no, just their money
her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?
me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands
her:wait a minute...good point



If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
Feb 10 2003 7:12PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
i like sex




Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!

Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::
Feb 10 2003 7:14PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
NO you should date me cuz im really the girl in volklpro's icon.

you know you want me jonas.
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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot
im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Feb 10 2003 7:16PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
well the sick thing about that is the fact that she is really a man, so that makes you gay, jk

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conversation with a canadian chick:
me: your money is fucking worthless
her: you got something against canadians?
me:no, just their money
her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?
me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands
her:wait a minute...good point



If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
Feb 10 2003 7:24PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
Around 12 inch penis. he he. so what, 12 inches, give or TAKE 10 inches? that sounds bout right for you.
Feb 10 2003 7:59PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
no no no, 12 inches in circumfrance u fool, havnt u ever seen american pie 2
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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
Feb 10 2003 8:38PM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
aye... im a girl... and i ski?

wait wait... im a girl... and i sex... while skiing?

...give me some time, ill think about it.



~*I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird
when I get to the top of the slopes
I look down on the mountain side
should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel
or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide
I might even do some free ride*~
Feb 10 2003 8:59PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
sex while skiing eh? i'm always up for a new challenge!
Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!

Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::
Feb 10 2003 9:06PM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
i can ski backwards without falling!... and i can take off my boxers without taking off my pants..woohoo!

-Mike

::Ontario Freeskiing::


viva la resistance!!
Feb 10 2003 10:41PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
marry me?

-Dan

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I need two pairs

Representin' in the 3-1-5

'I you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
Feb 10 2003 10:47PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
u should date me cause u know u want me!!
that and im a chick that skis which automatically makes me hot and sexy!!
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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
Feb 10 2003 10:49PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ok, remember, i don't know you
It is not my decision but yours. My only wishes are to see you be happy, and if that costs me everything, then all i want is your smiling face in return. I'm allready in love, and i want you to feel as good as me, when i look into the depths of your eyes, and feel a breeze of warmth on my heart.

Ok, i really need some1 to bitch-slap my face for that gay thing i just said, or say something really funny. BTW, i am not gay for the record


now when somebody asks me if i ever decapitated a fetus, i know what to say- My lab partner after a dissection gone wrong.
Feb 10 2003 10:59PM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
oh right... well, i havent had too long to think, but...

i love you!!!

...i doubt thats good enough. just wait, ill come up with a wicked reason.



~*I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird
when I get to the top of the slopes
I look down on the mountain side
should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel
or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide
I might even do some free ride*~
Feb 10 2003 11:46PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
Because Dominatrix' are hard to find.




America, we love you as the child loves the father who sits slobbering in his corner eating flies and spiders.
Feb 11 2003 12:42AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
guitar player
funny and fun
multiple orgasims
and quite a wide tounge
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Feb 11 2003 12:55AM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
i definatly think it ought to be me, because from what i can tell, we are both big fans of the faint, and anything robot food. perferct!





-all you need are drums to start a dance party-
Feb 11 2003 1:56AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
but mike you tend to get these random red blotches on your tongue... trust me it wasnt attractive.. hehe
and jonas. i hope you dont intend on picking up in this thread. cause no one will want you.. cause you smell...
and as for me. i ahve no special talents. im just a little girl living in my uniform school world.. and skiing fits in there on weekends. yup GO GO Lil tater!




'Im a whole new me. you have no idea..tater's gone wild'
Feb 11 2003 8:49AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Evidently I'm a homosexual. No, but anyways. No one has stolen my heart yet, but jeez anewmornig has come close. And Mike, we've talked about this before....give up already!
To get my final rose, you must match some of the qualities I'm looking for.

Just because you're a girl doesn't automatically qualify you. Although you have a better chance then Duncan.

I like music.

If we were to spend the year in a tent in the mountains, why wouldn't you drive me crazy (or why would you drive me crazy?) Why do I want to know you?

On the next Jo(nas) Millionaire....



Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
Feb 11 2003 10:04AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
hahaha the red/purple bloches were from getting a slight concussion and biting my tounge. not from anything else.
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Feb 11 2003 12:58PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i can ride pipe pretty good.....and i don't necessarily mean half pipe ;)


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'I could take that thing out with my paintball gun'
-my friend who wanks it to paintball guns talking about the military helicopter parked outside our school
Feb 11 2003 1:52PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i can lick my forehead.
Feb 11 2003 2:32PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
mike has tongue herpes





Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!

Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::
Feb 11 2003 2:50PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
lol

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'
-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'
-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
Feb 11 2003 3:10PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
you shoulda seen them they were huge!!!




'Im a whole new me. you have no idea..tater's gone wild'
Feb 11 2003 4:06PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
blindblinds jsut cause your sponsored in paintball doesnt meean you gota a fallback, all the NPPL pros gotta run buisnesses, they cant just live off paintball teams, and your prolly sponsored by one of the companys that sponsors handicapped kids that see futures in paintball, which there isnt...
'skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
Feb 11 2003 4:19PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
By the way, im not the prize buck, but im a really nice guy, and I listen
'skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
Feb 11 2003 4:21PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
well see, im in the band called weezer right, so i pretty much wrote you... in fact i have copyrights to your name. steal you? bah... you're the one stealing from me.




actually i dont like weezer too much...




'i am excellent cool'
Feb 11 2003 5:22PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
i don't like weezer.. and you just brought up poor memories, next.....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
Feb 11 2003 5:31PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
if u pick me, ull be coming home to 32 spuare inches of penis every night
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Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
Feb 11 2003 6:01PM
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SkiHead
Posts: 154 - Karma: 11
i could brade your pubes with my tongue and make your grundle rumble.

hehehehehehe


~:KeviN:~
Feb 11 2003 6:35PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
for the record I cased a 180 and caught both tails. landing on my back/head. I almost bit through the side of my tounge.
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Feb 11 2003 7:36PM
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