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IrishDrink87
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so i live in tahoe, and i need a fucking pet. my roommates dont socialize, my phone doesnt work at my house, so on my days off, im usually getting high or drunk.

so today i came to the conclusion that i need a pet. i work too much for a dog, and i dont like cats.

any suggestions for a pet that doesnt mind the cold?
uggh.
Feb 23 2006 10:05PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
get a baby...u dont have to feed them or clean them they can just fend for themselves.
Feb 23 2006 10:08PM
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scratchman
Posts: 467 - Karma: 26
my old roommate used to have a squirrel, he found it when it was just born and has had it ever since. its an awesome pet
Feb 23 2006 10:08PM
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d.spong
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/content/pictures.php?img=59322&
Feb 23 2006 10:08PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
get a ferret, so when your fucking a you r girlfriend itll be double penetration ferret style.
Feb 23 2006 10:09PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
get a bowa constricter or a black momba. or get an ant farm those are pretty kick ass i must say.
Feb 23 2006 10:10PM
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ryan.c
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hahahahah thats funny as hell, it actually stays with him n doesnt try to kill him? weird

get a lizzard or somthin, ive always wanted one i think itd be sick
Feb 23 2006 10:13PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
well she's a girl. and that dog above looks so awesome. maybe get a ferrer, but my siters roommate had one one and smelled horrible. they are cool though.
Feb 23 2006 10:13PM
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C-Burg
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get a snake that you have to feed rats to so that you can have fun watching that natural struggle
Feb 23 2006 10:19PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
get a dog
Feb 23 2006 10:20PM
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stempy
Posts: 468 - Karma: 10
kamodo dragon!!! ya man
Feb 23 2006 10:22PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
rabbits can be cool once in awhile.
Feb 23 2006 10:25PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
ill sell my brother, he's potty traind and eveything, good to go
Feb 23 2006 10:29PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Don't worry Irishdrink, I'm sure you can find some adolescent boy around here to pet you!
Feb 23 2006 10:31PM
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chowe6
Posts: 357 - Karma: 30
get a marijuana plant then you can smoke cheaper and have something to tke care of
Feb 23 2006 10:35PM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
get a girl friend their inexpensive and they put out
Feb 24 2006 10:49PM
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K2_Pubz_360
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mermade
Feb 25 2006 12:46AM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
get 2 sugar gliders. not one, because they get manic depressive if they live by themselves and kill themselves unless you spend a shitload of time with it.
Feb 25 2006 12:48AM
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Calb3rt
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get a pet monkey. prefferably the non-poop throwing kind. you can teach it tricks and it can make you money. i want a pet monkey to train
Feb 25 2006 12:51AM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
definatly dont get a monkey if you want to have a social life, they are ridiculously difficult to take care of. monkeys are literally like having a child
Feb 25 2006 1:03AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
i've got a rabbit. His name is Capone. He's a gangster.

Honestly though, a really fun animal.
Feb 25 2006 1:15AM
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skibrdingbitch
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my roommate here in the dorms just a ball python. prolly spelled that wrong. but it is so easy to take care of and its soo cool ha! expensive though, hers is like a lil over a foot long i would say and cost her about 70 dollars. its soooo fuckin cool though
Feb 25 2006 1:20AM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
chinchilla. = #1 choice
penguin = #2 choice
emu
spida
fish
monkey
frog
sloth
alien
another human being
kamoto dragon!
Feb 25 2006 1:46AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
u put a chinchilla above a penguin?!
Feb 25 2006 1:48AM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
yeah, tough decision but thats how i felt about 3 minutes ago. what ever. they are both good choices.
Feb 25 2006 1:50AM
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drewishish
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i had a chinchilla........saddly me and bro were jumpin on the bed, well the bed broke adn so did hte chinchilla's nect and everything else, that was one sad day.
Feb 25 2006 3:30AM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
Where can you buy them? and are they easy to take care of?
Feb 25 2006 11:36AM
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beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
WHOOOOOAA!!!
Feb 25 2006 11:43AM
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tBatt
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dibs!!
Feb 25 2006 4:25PM
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Mavrck
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"and people get mad, you say"id love to have a monkey" and theres always that one anti monkey person in the area, they over hear you,"excuse me i heard u say ud like to have a monkey and thats a horrible idea, you do not want a monkey, you do not want a monkey" and they're a monkey expert and they start listing off all the reasons you cant have a monkey"if i could just have a minute, if i could just explain a few things about monkeys, that maybe you dont know before you jump to your conclusion, ok its more than just bananas and danceing with toothbrushes ok?...first of all they crap in their own hand and they throw it around in a festive manner. Like they're in a celebration of moneky poop and...and they make faces that are unexceptible in society.."I hear these things and im like thats why i want a monkey...all those reasons"-Dane Cook

HA perfect situation...

You could say i had some time on my hands
Feb 25 2006 4:54PM
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twix_182
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ahah that's exactly what it reminded me of
Feb 25 2006 5:08PM
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sKILOve07
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get a girlfriend.
Feb 25 2006 5:12PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
that'd be hot. lol
Feb 25 2006 6:07PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
somehow, i should've expected that, good job on remembering the whole little set
Feb 25 2006 6:38PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
fucking adorable.
Feb 25 2006 10:17PM
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IrishDrink87
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i have no where to keep it...)-:
Feb 25 2006 10:18PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
"how pumped would you be coming home knowing there was a monkey somewhere in your house that you were going to dual?"
Feb 25 2006 10:19PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Definitely get a hobo, they don't mind the cold and don't need very much attention either. Just feed it beer for breakfast and give it some cardboard and a marker to play with and you should be set.
Feb 25 2006 10:28PM
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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16
pet rock?? mans best best friend.
Feb 25 2006 10:30PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
OOO OOO PICK MEEEE ! I WIPE MY OWN ASS !
Feb 25 2006 10:32PM
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ThaLetterM.
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hahaha me too
Feb 25 2006 10:33PM
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kabozo101
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get a fucken penguin
Feb 25 2006 10:34PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
[img]http://www.indyzoo.com/uploadedImages/Chinchilla%20cropped.jpg[/img


CHINCHILLA
Feb 25 2006 10:36PM
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bp.lando
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and closing tag
Feb 25 2006 10:36PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
That thing would be sweeeet if it had glow in the dark whiskers.
Feb 25 2006 10:38PM
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Otto_Rocket
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HAHAHA!!! I FOUND THE ORIGINAL!!!
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here is the more comonly seen photoshoped one
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Feb 25 2006 10:47PM
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BargainBinLaden
Posts: 863 - Karma: 14
japanesse fighting fish, i had one and when you put a spoon up to the bowl it thinks its another fish and it goes crazy and starts attacking the refelection
Feb 25 2006 10:49PM
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timmi
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[img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=starwars/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12bp34r5i/EXP=1141012632/*-http%3A//www.hut.fi/~anummiah/kotisivu/kuvat/starwars.jpg[/img]
Feb 25 2006 10:53PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
fuckin links.
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Feb 25 2006 10:54PM
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Leckett
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yea you shuold definately get an ewok
Feb 25 2006 10:54PM
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timmi
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im gunna fucking stab something.

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