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What are your intentions with my daughter?
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does anyone know the right answer to this question? because ive been going out with this girl for like a month and a half, and havent met the parents yet, but im thinking that im going to have to meet them sometime soon, and i have never known what to say to this question that will please a girl's father.
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yeah i could use an answer to that question too lol
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"im looking for a good friend that i can talk to" ... but in the back of your mind your imagining boneing her over there kitchen table
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"my intentions are honorable"
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My intentions are as honorable as when you and your wife just met
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^^that's a nice one but it can be tricky
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My intentions are to respect her and treat her like the nice young lady she is.
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just say to have fun or just avoid talking to the parents and if they ask u say something cheesy give them a good impression
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Just say "I am a robot. I have not been programmed for sex." Can't argue with that.
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I plan to tailgate your daughter with aspirations of deflowering her rose.
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"what the fuck do you think?"
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hmm well when I was in highschool, girls parents never came out so formally with something like "what are your intentions with my daughter?". I mean the best thing you can do is present yourself to them in a very polite and respectful way.
Before going to their house, make sure you cover the basics. Shower, shave, apply deodorant etc. Make sure you wear something decent. Probably a button-down or polo shirt with some nice jeans or khakis. I mean you don't have to get all dressed up, but don't go wearing your Dickies and Independent Truck Company t-shirt.
When you go to meet them, you must be very proactive in the process. Parents hate when their daughter brings a guy home and they are drilling him with questions. Show interest. Like as soon as they open up the door introduce yourself. Greet her father with a firm hand shake. Not too hard not too soft. Probably going to do the same thing with her mother, because idk you normally don't hug her or anything the first time you meet.
Anything they ask you, make sure to answer with detail. They are trying to determine what you are like and if you're appropriate for their daughter. You should be doing 65-70% of the talking. And while you are talking, look at their face. Talk to their eyes. Liars can't talk to someones eyes. Also make sure to try to look cool and comfortable. Don't keep your hands in your pockets all the time either. Convince them you feel comfortable in their house.
Be observant. If you ever get hard pressed for something to talk about, make a point about something in the house. I dated a girl for a while who's father was a big time hunter. So I saw his mounted trophies and asked him about them. And he loved the compliments and told me all about his trips to canada and what not.
So for all of you guys, theres a little something on how to deal with parents. Comes from a few years of experience. But rememeber, that basically covers your sterotypical parents. All families are different. So just have a feel for what you are doing.
hope that wasn't too long
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cheek this out : My intentions are as honorable as(*yours)/ pause and take a deap breath /wen you started going out whit ($)
(*yours)= refering to the father
($)= the fathers whife/ youre gilfriends mom
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Try Kelso's approch. "We are going to do things of sexual nature.Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt her."
Or the unconventional:"YOUR daughter? she not your possession, she is a human being like all of us. she isn't your slave either...dick.
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grubix2 always has very good advice
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haha i think thats the easiest and simplest answer that will sound good
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unless you plan on marry her you really shouldnt have to meet the parentals!! BUT if you do, just give it to em straight. tell them your in it for her pussy and you just want to much her box!
^that'll get you killed think up something better
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haha thats so old school, ive never had a problem with a dad. Its like hey nice to mee you , make sure you have a good handshake and dont be shy, show him your not scared and he wont even try to mess with you.
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headbutt him, and run out of the house
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say I am going to treat her with respect because some day I will be asking boys that date my daughter the same qeustion. def don't say if this beyotch doesn't take the d she will get dropped yo!
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stay calm and dont stutter, it shows your nervous and that you could be hiding something
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whatever you do, dont get too friendly with your chick in front of the parentals. sure fired way o pissing dad right off!!
chill, take your time and be yourself, unless you're a jackass, in which case pretend to be nice!
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say that you are a pro snowboarder, he will be very impressed
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or skier, but if they know anything they will now think your a stoner. Lke i said dont show fear and if your girlfriend is cool she wont give a shit what her parents think of you, thats how it should be.. My girlfriends dad ( who i have yet to meet ) is an orthapedic surgeon with his own practice in Marin California, if you know anything about marin you know what im dealing with.. Good thing is he is a skier so i think im in, well see.
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahah
i cant stop laughing...now i feel like an idiot too cause there was no one else in the room...
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just be yourself and don't worry about it
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no it isnt, then they think your daughter is a fag hag. And the kid is a ducking homo. Tell the truth, . I want to fuck the living shit out of your daughter and be with her because im stoked on her.
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basically every father realizes that the guy wants in his daughter's pants. So basically dont sound like ur trying too hard... but say u want a good friend that you can share feelings with, trust, and have fun and what not. Try to make it more like 'close friends' than a dating relationship. at least for now.
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Thats bullshit^ then you just sound liek a pussy, like you siad he knows so dance around that fact. But dont give up all your balls.seriously shake his hand like a man then be yourself and dont be scared, whats he gonna do to you? disapprove if your girl likes you than who cares. Why would you try to be anything but yourself.
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just get drunk to ease the nerves... and when you are going through introductions, pull out a flask, and offer some whiskey to the parents.
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sucks for you guys, ive never gone thru that
they do like to see you talk tho and get to know you, most likely wont come out and say that but yeah just act interested and take notice at things inside their house, just basically what grubix said
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Sir, I'm a skier, I'm going to get her to lipslide my rail!
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^or dont worry sir, i ride fat twins
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i find her choice in dress, and music appealing to me and i would like a compainion of the opposite gender to talk about such topics as religion, politics, and theater. I will court her around to shows, and church services and we shall talk from a distance and extra a handshake and possible firm hug if the night is extra spectacular.
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^^i think i'll use this next time i get asked
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just say "hit it then quit it"
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listen to grubix. most likely your not gonna get asked a question quite that direct. do like he said and make yourself presentable, be confident, hold conversation with them and try and key in on some of the parents interests. if you show her parents respect they will more likely be cool to you and not drill you so much. you dont really have to kiss ass either you just gotta be calm and collected and give them no reason not to like you. good luck
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dont freak it...stay cool
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Look around sneakily, then whisper in his ear: "I'm just using her to get closer to your hot ass wife."
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lmao sounds like it is the fucking safari
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if you have any accomplishments that im press parents and you know that tell the girl that, like i personally have Eagle Scout and once her dad heard about that he was very impressed and all the pressure was off.
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haha! ohhh shit, that's gold
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i meant the trips to canada
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