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I tell outrageous lies about myself to other people on chairlifts

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RudyGarmisch
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Its true. They're completely outrageous, and its great to have my friend back me up on it too. Anyone else do so? Share your best one?
Feb 22 2006 2:02AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
sometimes my bud and i start yelling at each other leaving the others riding up with us feeling really awkward. on occasion we would fake fight when we got off the chairlift and there like WTF?
Jun 9 2010 12:24AM
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D.Hatch
Posts: 593 - Karma: 43
Not exactly on the chair lift but..

     Alright when i was visiting Breck this season, my mom and i went it to the Starbucks in Breckenridge (the town). After ordering our drinks the cashier commented on my Level 1 T, and asked if i filmed with Level 1 or if i was just a fan. I went on to tell him how i was only 14 (true) and i just started filming with Level 1 this year. How i had quit school where i lived in Canada (i live in Oregon) to start riding with all the big pros, i named of B-dog  ,Henrick and then T-wall and told him we were going up near my local town in canada to hit some urban. Than he told be how Tom was his favourite skier and how sick he was. I continued to spew bull shit about how Tom taught me how to do lip 270 pretzels and all theese crazy tricks. The cashier was amazed, but not fully untill i told hom how i taught Wallisch the propper way to nollie with your switch up in a K-Fed. Then it got out of hand when i told him that e-dollo and i committed all theese felonys in europe last summer. and then he asked if i was serious when he handed me my drink and i said of course not and walked out the door. I let out a little giggle after i left.
Jun 9 2010 12:24AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
sometimes my bud and i start yelling at each other leaving the others riding up with us feeling really awkward. on occasion we would fake fight when we got off the chairlift and there like WTF?
Jun 9 2010 12:24AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
my friend, whose on NS, and my other friend, who isn't, once told some tahoe locals that they were from a small clan of hunter-gatherers who lived in northern Arizona. They said that it took the tribe of 28 people 4 years to collect enough money to send them on this one trip to tahoe. It was pretty epic because I was waiting for my friends at the top and when they got off the lift the people were giving them money for food(they refused), otherwise i wouldn't have believed them
Jun 9 2010 2:27AM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
haha i cant believe ive never thought of this
Jun 9 2010 2:53AM
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Jibbidy
Posts: 787 - Karma: 19
hahahah
Jun 9 2010 3:22AM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
I always act wayy to enthusiastic and have really detailed, in depth conversations with people about their lives. Usually people tell me that i'm being creepy or violating their privacy haha
Jun 9 2010 3:51AM
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mizzike
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 251
I always make out ridiculous things about my self when i'm talking to people at airports
Jun 9 2010 4:57AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
I cant wait to try this
Jun 9 2010 7:54AM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
haha, the way you just tell him in the end :D
Jun 9 2010 7:58AM
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Mr_pretzel
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my threads
Jun 9 2010 9:53AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
me and another person, only works if they dont put the bar down and you're on a quad or six-pack. before getting on the chair push them all the way to one side and sit right next to them so you leave the whole rest of the chair open. as soon as you sit down make a frantic move all the way to the other end of the chair and plaster yourself up against the edge, cowering. every time the person moves flinch a lot and freak out. when you get off the chair skate away as fast as you can but fall and frantically try to get up
Jun 9 2010 10:59AM
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rostog
Posts: 202 - Karma: 16
Threads for later
Jun 9 2010 2:08PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
i was at okemo with a couple friends and we all decided to take the singles line cause the lines were ridiculous. i got off the lift and met up with my friends, and my friend kelsey told me that she spent the whole lift up with 3 middle aged british guys, and she said that she started off talking in a british accent to see if they would fall for it, and they did..she said she kept up a whole conversation with them and got them to believe she was from england :P
Jun 9 2010 2:41PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
hahaha. Definitely done this before in public. People are all like :O
Jun 9 2010 4:30PM
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apcaipse
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Me and a friend were going up a lift with this guy who was about 14, and I just point into the trees and say "So we're hiding the body over there, right? And you're bringing the shovels?" friend goes "Yeah, we'll come back in a little and dig the graves." I say "What? Why do we need more then one?" He looks at the stranger and then looks at me and says "We need to get rid of potential threats" the kid skated away faster then anything I've ever seen. It was hilarious.
Jun 9 2010 5:06PM
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The-Pencil-Man
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Me an my friend have said that we're a huge Norweigan Metal Band sensation/prodigy our name was the depressed ducks and we were in Connecticut because of a benefit concert for narwhales, we even improved a song for him
Jun 9 2010 5:07PM
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Charles.
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hahahhahahhahah so amzing
Jun 9 2010 8:49PM
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knows_butter
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I convinced some kid that the X-games were not actually real and it was a snow sports industry conspiracy to get heaps of people interested in skiing and boarding. I told him that they hired the best computer graphics people and writers and spent $200 million a year basically fabricating the X games.

One time some dude told me he was a hippy in the sixties and regularly had orgies with 10 chicks all gagging for it. He was so full of shit but I played along and it was funny how much more false the story got.
Jun 9 2010 8:54PM
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king.tubby
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t4l
Jun 9 2010 9:02PM
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ButteredToast.
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hahah I LOVE doing this.

my personal favorites:

"So yeah, that's why I will NEVER make love to a black man again."

"But, I mean I guess that's what I get for letting a tranny get me from behind."

"My mom wouldn't fucking stop arguing so I just went ahead and buried the babies in the backyard."
Jun 9 2010 9:19PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
when told my best trick i said dub 12.
the kid told me to do one
i simply said no, farted, and jumped off the lift
Jun 9 2010 9:22PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
i am getting some videos of doing it this winter
Jun 9 2010 9:35PM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
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my brother's a couple years younger then me and this one time on the lift, i tried to educate him as far as swearing goes. he eventually became convinced that the "F word" was Fugajigen... he only learned it wasn't three years later
Jun 9 2010 9:38PM
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willy_baller
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The best one me and a few friends did was awesome. we started talking to each other about how our friend overdosed on coke and blamed it on his girlfriend so he killed her and took a hack saw to her so she would be easier to bury. then the guy started scooting away from us and we asked him if he knew where a certain run was and he didn't reply. the look on his face was priceless.
Jun 10 2010 3:18AM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
i told these tarts on the gondola at loon that i was a pro and could do a triple backflip.
Jun 10 2010 3:39PM
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fourtwozero
Posts: 184 - Karma: 9
A friend and i get on opposite sides of the chair and talk greasy about all the chicks we would fuck, and which chick in our grade has the biggest rack and shit like that. then we pause for a long, beautiful awkward silence.
Jun 10 2010 4:47PM
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zues
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i make it a habit to always bring snow onto the lift (if the conditions are reasonable)  and make snowballs to throw at other lifts or the people below.  it passes time quickly and before you know it you're at the top of the mountain again.
Jun 10 2010 6:29PM
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brakes
Posts: 457 - Karma: 11
one day we were talking to this gaper on the lift and we asked him what tricks he could do

Us:so can you do 270's on?
Gaper: i used to be able to
Us: what about 360's on? (he was a skiier)
Gaper: oh yeah no problem
Us: what about double backflips?
Gaper: on a good day I can do those no problem
Us: what about those switch muffin grabs
me: yeah those are wicked hard
Gaper: I did those last year
Us: You see that snowboarder up on the lift ahead of us?
Gaper: Yeah
Us: thats simon dumont
Me: I'm his cousin
Gaper: sick!
Us: yeah he's just chilling with us for the day and doing some snowboarding to take a break from skiing
Gaper: thats awesome!

Then we all cracked up and he was pretty embarrassed, good times.
Jun 10 2010 9:29PM
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poptarts4life
Posts: 376 - Karma: 12

My lies always seem to involve ski blades...

Jun 10 2010 10:34PM
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Dan.P
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Hahaha thats so good
Jun 10 2010 10:53PM
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byrne
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My threads... Another solid thread by rowen
Jun 10 2010 11:08PM
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Poundtown
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I rode up with a speed police brodawg from Whistler once and who isnt better to be an idiot to. so I got on the topic that I ski cause I ran away and dropped out of school and have been working at mcdonalds for 6 years and can almost afford a damage deposit on a rental. then I asked him what if you ate some serious mexican food the night before and have a raging shit on course if you can speed. definately not. CHEA
Jun 11 2010 12:35AM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
I have a friend whos 15, but looks 7.  When we are in life lines or the lodge he acts like my son, and I be a really abusive father to him,  have got a few funny looks.
Jun 11 2010 8:51AM
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cwillygood
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haha i ski in NH and we always tell people were from scotland in our best accent and we have season passes and some people actually believe us its great
Jun 11 2010 9:02AM
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s.erickson
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I always say I am from redicoulous places here on vacation
Jun 11 2010 2:18PM
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CCampbell-A1
Posts: 264 - Karma: 13
I usually change my accent during the chair ride, British to Aussie to Cheesy Quebecois to Russian, changing my story the whole time.

This wasn't on a ski hill, rather at a summer camp:

I managed to convince 90 or more people that I was a Mexican, Hulio Ricardo Cortez Jesus the Second, (I shit you not), and that I spoke in a British accent because I had gone to Oxford. I was 15 or 16 at the time. I shit you not. Most of these people were 15+, some were over 40.
Jun 15 2010 4:57PM
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jibbinc.
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Meh im usually silent, but pakcing a bowl with some random is always fun. One time my buddy convinced the lady we were from bejing but didnt know how to speak any...
Jun 15 2010 5:00PM
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meeesh
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Nice bump.

Dropping the pocket = classic. We like to yell "MOMMM!!!" or "CHARLIE!!" just to distract the nice people paying money at our mtn.

Snowballs season is wonderful, we have a "tree area" under the lift with no trees, they just filter in with no where to turn... spare women and children of course.

Jun 15 2010 6:05PM
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No_Dub
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUuUUUuUuUUUuUUuuUUuuUUUUUU We only have a double at my mountain:(
Jun 15 2010 6:16PM
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CCampbell-A1
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Another thing we do (not really lying) is to sing outrageous songs on the lift

Donnie Dumphy
Afternoon Delight
Food and Pussy (Dan Reeder)

That sorta thing

Either that, or I'll convince people that I'm from another country, or try to feed them bullshit about stuff like blades of stuff.

Another favourite is yelling random shit at people, if you skied in Nova Scotia this year, you heard this:




We yelled that EVERYWHERE. Out of curiosity, who actually heard us?




Jun 15 2010 6:18PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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ma threads this is too funny and ill have to try this next winter
Jun 15 2010 6:35PM
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kootenayklaus
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My friend and I do this one if its a single rider with us. We each sit on one side of the dude/chick/kid and we start yelling and SUAS while looking at the person. After about 5min. the person usually is like WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM! and just tell them I wasn't swearing at you, I was swearing at that kid. They usually just ride the rest of the ride in quiet.
Jun 15 2010 7:25PM
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Get.Kronk
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"and thats how i lost my eye, my hand, and my virginity all in one night"
Jun 15 2010 7:32PM
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Skittle.
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i love to tell the people on the chair "hey look under there" and then they say "under where?" hehe its like they said underware!

but really though its great making gapers believe thing. i made a family believe that 5 people fell off the alpine coaster (roller coaster type thing) at pc and died
Jun 15 2010 8:14PM
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DavidHonda.
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mah threads
Jun 15 2010 10:27PM
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PJS.
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i once was riding up the lift, then the speakers in my park started playing what is love, and i just started doing the dance, and pointing forward, and i got super into it and everyone else on the chair just looked at me like i was insane it was hysterical
Jun 16 2010 12:10AM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
I do this all the time hahaha. Or just do really weird and awkward stuff.
Jun 16 2010 12:14AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
One time...

I was on a lift with my friend Sam and two other snowboards that looked around I'd say 11. We convinced the two snowboarders that Sam was Tom Wallisch and I was Henrik Harlaut. We got to the top of the park and the snowboarders came shortly after. Sam and I started talking to each other about what we were going to do on the jump line. We said stuff like dub cork 12's and rodeo 9's. So while they were strapping in, we hit the rail garden, then the jump line. At the bottom of the last landing, there was a group of 5 people who we asked to say stuff like "Nice Dubs Dude!" when the two boarders came down. When they did, and everyone started saying stuff about our dub corks and rodeos, the looks on their faces were priceless. Just some fun on a slow day I guess.
Jun 16 2010 12:18AM
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GEG
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hahhah this
Jun 16 2010 12:34AM
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