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I tell outrageous lies about myself to other people on chairlifts

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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Its true. They're completely outrageous, and its great to have my friend back me up on it too. Anyone else do so? Share your best one?
Feb 22 2006 2:02AM
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[[Totoro]]
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
A good one is to yell off the chairlift: Hey uh Karen?!??? Remember me?? UCLA back in '84. Yeah that was the only time Ive ever done it on a roller coaster!!!!


one lady went along with it and was like "Good times man!!"
Feb 28 2006 6:09AM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
ask friends on the lift across some people if they want to smoke rocks later
Feb 28 2006 8:07AM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
my favorite one is while your getting on a lift you act like your in the middle of a conversation and just say " So I told her "I dont car if your pregnant im still gonna beat the shit out of you""
Feb 28 2006 9:38AM
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nut
Posts: 625 - Karma: 12
I like to tell people they look like someone they completely do not.

Example:
Me: "Anyone ever tell you that you look lke fifty cent?"
Small asian kid: "No".
Me: "Well you do. I'm surprised people don't ask you for autographs. Are you filming any more videos soon. That last one was awesome. Ass shaking everywhere."
Small asian kid: "I'm not fifty cent. I am not making any videos"
Me: "Can I be in your next video?"
...on and on until they get mad or ingore me.
Feb 28 2006 11:24AM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
sometimes i ask my friends if they have gotten the rash taken care of yet.. or if i just got off the phone i'll be like " john, that was your mom. she said your ballet lessons have been changed from 5 to 6"
Feb 28 2006 11:33AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
^i do the same thing especially when we are getting on the lift with some girls my buddy daren has been hitting on
Feb 28 2006 11:48AM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
about the rash thing...

my favorite thing to ask really annoying girls at parties is "do you know what herpes looks like?" 9 times out of 10 they say "no" so i respond with "good!" they usually leave me alone after that.
Feb 28 2006 12:01PM
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cfveinot
Posts: 180 - Karma: 14
hahahahhahhahahaha wow i would definatly love to see thier faces
Feb 28 2006 1:33PM
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treesmann
Posts: 2675 - Karma: 49
why the hell would u deter someone from a great sport?
Feb 28 2006 1:45PM
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GetMeASodaPlease
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
The most fun part is messing with people. My favorite is I ride up with a little kid snowboarder, then m friend sits behind and is like, "Dude why did you beat that snowboarder up earlier?" and we go on like that. And whenever someone complains to me I respond, "Yeah I totally know what you mean, I mean my boyfriend never does the laundry and I get so mad and the sex complicates everything." They're usually silent. Another awesome one is bring a battery powered boombox and bring it up with you and have a dance off on the chairlift. See how many random people you can get to dance. Drunk parents are the best.
Feb 28 2006 2:04PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,814
Last year, I washed out a motor oil bottle and filled it with water. On the lift, my friend was drinking Red Bull and was like "this stuff gives you so much energy, I love Red Bull." And I busted out the motor oil bottle and was like "no man, THIS stuff makes you absolutely crazy!!" And I started chugging water out of the bottle. The other people on the lift started freaking out and yelling at me to stop drinking motor oil. My friend and i pulled that act every lift ride all day.
Feb 28 2006 2:12PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
my friends and i try to go with ski bladders and make fun of them in sarcasic ways...and talk about stuff that doesnt really exist and see if theve ever heard of it
Feb 28 2006 2:24PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
they best is when you go up with some boarder or rental kid or something younger and gullable. Flip open your cell phone(if your cool enough to have one) and just start screaming stuff like:
"hello"
pause
"what do you mean?"
pause
"are you kidding me?"
pause
"i spent 5000$ on that weed"

and start screaming, it gets the kids everytime.
Feb 28 2006 3:32PM
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
i usually just start making out intensly with my girlfriend and the other people on the chair get really uncomfortable. like the dentyne commercial. one guy flipped out one time and was like "THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE, THERE ARE CHILDREN AROUND, SAVE THAT SHIT FOR THE BEDROOM"
Feb 28 2006 3:35PM
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Nihiriju
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 27
haha yeha i use to do that all the time wiht my finreds, not lies about skiing or anythign but...liek we would liek ohh and poor grant how his dad turned gay and left his mom for grants best friend...and just crazy shit liek that, and too really touristy looking peeps we tell horror stories of how the chiar lift broke down and then blah blah, stuck for 10 hours, ....anwyas don't do it anymore, but liek 5 years ago it was hot.
Feb 28 2006 3:51PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
its kind of fun to hack up a big loogie on the lift, find some little 14 year old girl, and pretend to spit on them from above, and watch their reactions.
Feb 28 2006 4:00PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
THe past two weeks in whistler I told every lifty and person I rode up the lift with that Keanu Reeves was skiing up there. BY the end of the time people were all like " I heard that".
Feb 28 2006 4:25PM
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GrassCutter86
Posts: 320 - Karma: 9
I'm going to have to try that
Mar 1 2006 9:25AM
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williams
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 9,072
i was riding up with some random guy and the dude points at my ar5s and says to me, "THOSE THINGS ARE OLD SCHOOL!". i was like "yeah they are!".

its the best when people ask what my skis are for like, "Are those skis for hot dogging?". my buddy said, "yeah, hot dogging is really fun".
Mar 1 2006 2:36PM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
if you get an old phone with a cord put the cord in a bookbad and have someone walk around with it on then yell in it really loud about how the charlies are all around you
Mar 1 2006 3:10PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
yeah dood i did the same thing to this kid that was my age but i didnt know him, making out. also some kid like raced through the line to get with someone that looked cool. so i pretended to be a slut. mad funny
Mar 1 2006 3:24PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
haha its so fun to do that, theres 5 other kids on the lift and theres me and 2 other friends, were all like, "my sponsor sent me these new skis, i think just get used to them for a few runs, you know, just do a few switch 9's and cork 10's, nothing crazy today", "what are all your sponsors again?" "salomon, dynastar, look, lange, scott, level, giro, helly hansen, oakley, armada, electric, k2, and so on
Mar 1 2006 3:28PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
this deserves a bump, hilarious
Jun 8 2010 9:43PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
yeah i do this on lifts and at hot tubs at the end of the day to girls with like 3 of my friends "o yeah i was in the dew tour you didn't see me on t.v?"
Jun 8 2010 9:45PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
Great bump, but I am usually sort of intimidated by like the old rich people out at the multi million dollar ski house. I usually fuck around with little kids or people my age. Wow I sound like a pervert.
Jun 8 2010 9:58PM
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Charles.
Posts: 936 - Karma: 1,185
i once had a rap battle with a stranger on a lift
Jun 8 2010 10:12PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
I always turn to my friend and usually kick things off with

"Yo, dude did we use the last of the KY jelly on your dad last night?"

"Yeah, I think so, why?"

"Fuck. I really wanted to give it to him HARD tonight."

It escalates pretty quick and people get really freaked out.
Jun 8 2010 10:16PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
holy shit dude what happened to ur karma?
Jun 8 2010 10:19PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
hahah my friend looked at the lifty at the bottom and smiled and said " ahhhh its a beautiful night for smoking crack.." the next time when we came back down the lifty told him to keep that stuff on the DL or something like that becuase theirs little kids around
Jun 8 2010 10:26PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
I love making the other people weirded out. My friend will turn to me and say:
"Brian, do you wanna kiss?"
"No"
"why not, you made out with me on the last chairlift when nobody was aroundd"

Jun 8 2010 10:27PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
i'm gonna do this with asians at my home mountain next year. i'm sure it will work wonders.
Jun 8 2010 10:27PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Freak out about 2 or 3 poles from the top of the lift, insist on lowering the bar for the last bit of the ride.
Jun 8 2010 10:36PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
I once told this gaper that I could triple whirly doop, and then went on expalining it as a triple cork
Jun 8 2010 10:39PM
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Jib-in-my-pants
Posts: 132 - Karma: 11
No the best is when I find really little kids that are in like 8th grade that want to ski with me.

There was a kid no joke 4' 6 and sounded like a second grader, we pretended that we were gay on the chairlift and people flipped. One guy asked if he was my son...
Jun 8 2010 10:41PM
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NataliePortman
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 84
for some reason every kid under 15 drops their pocket when im on the lift with them, im always one to let them know though...never a dick.
Jun 8 2010 10:41PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
whenever trying to pickup chicks i tell them im sponsored by LINE because i always have LINE swag on when i party. 
Jun 8 2010 11:03PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

FUCK sorry for the dub post.

but the sponsored thing works.  you cant say that you're pro, but if you tell em you get free shit from the company they believe you and fall right to their knees for you.  works EVERY fucking time.

Jun 8 2010 11:04PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
Well my mountain kinda smaller so i know a majority of the people so i always fuck with tourists. Tell them random outrageous stories
Jun 8 2010 11:07PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
+k for awesome bump.
Jun 8 2010 11:12PM
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A_Zuck
Posts: 565 - Karma: 57
pretend to carry on a conversation with someone but have weird irrelevant answers to their questions than proceed to pretend to end a call on a bluetooth and ask if they were talking to you that whole time
Jun 8 2010 11:22PM
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Jennings
Posts: 2190 - Karma: 90
im on a pretty small hill in michigan, about 300 ft. and whenever were bored on the lifts we just sing random songs... spongebob squarepants or afternooon delight are definetely classics. or we just rock back and forth and make the other chairs bounce - and then people get pissed
Jun 8 2010 11:23PM
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thatsG
Posts: 2568 - Karma: 1,772
When your on the phone after you hang up, act like your still talking to that person and say "so (insert famous person) is in the lunch line and about to eat on floor 2 and is wearing a red jacket" then the person next to you starts flipping shit and goes inside to find them but they are not there
Jun 8 2010 11:27PM
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Fischer-Addicted
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 30
I never tell lies really, but alot of times you get foreign folks who aren't english speakers but expect to hear english ( if you know what i mean). At that point you rattle off all the phrases of every other language you know. It's quite entertaining.
Jun 8 2010 11:31PM
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OMGimDADDY
Posts: 401 - Karma: 44
me and my friend whos like 20 (im 16) always pretend that I'm deaf, and that he is my leader/helper. Like we do hand signals to each other and i like make random retard noises. Haha its so funny. Then my friend usually starts talking shit on me being like yeah hes a retard (cause i cant hear) then the people start getting all defensive and shit saying how it is a very sad disease. Hahahah always sooo funny.
Jun 8 2010 11:38PM
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OMGimDADDY
Posts: 401 - Karma: 44
me and my friend whos like 20 (im 16) always pretend that I'm deaf, and that he is my leader/helper. Like we do hand signals to each other and i like make random retard noises. Haha its so funny. Then my friend usually starts talking shit on me being like yeah hes a retard (cause i cant hear) then the people start getting all defensive and shit saying how it is a very sad disease. Hahahah always sooo funny.
Jun 8 2010 11:40PM
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
once a young gaper kid slammed the bar down on me and friends hand. we freaked out really hard at first, and then acted like we were gunna kill him the rest of the chair. he hopped off super fast and straightlined (pizzad) down the hill and went home. quite funny
Jun 8 2010 11:42PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
i speak with a canadian accent when im on the chair with anyone that i dont know.
Jun 8 2010 11:56PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
going up the lift with some girl, we didnt say anything other then hello most of the ride, half way up i turned and looked at her and said "i think we should kiss, just to brake the tension", she got good laugh out of that
Jun 9 2010 12:04AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
AWESOME bump.

my favorite is to point and scream "HEY!! YOU!!" off the lift at people skiing by, then when they look up like wave them off and yell "NOT YOOUU"
Jun 9 2010 12:09AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
sometimes my bud and i start yelling at each other leaving the others riding up with us feeling really awkward. on occasion we would fake fight when we got off the chairlift and there like WTF?
Jun 9 2010 12:23AM
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